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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14870Vanessa the Guesser

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WINNER

"Good boy!" said Paul McCartney.

25/03/21 20:00:07

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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
Tony S Vote score: 1721Tony S

Tell the vet she can have her leg back when I get my balls back.

25/03/21 20:28:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11594Mr Dome

Now he can have a shag wherever he goes

25/03/21 22:46:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5252Al Overy

'For goodness sake, Jim! I told you not to take the short-cut through the graveyard with Digger!'

25/03/21 20:00:31

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They went for a shindig --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 9391stone face

Mrs Wilson wanted to prosecute the dog for stealing her false limb, but the police said she never had a leg to stand on.

25/03/21 20:21:24

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5252Al Overy

Lost Dog: Two year old mongrel called Nipper. The Paralympic team miss their mascot terribly and feel as though part of them has gone missing too.

25/03/21 20:01:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7903Glyn Evans

"Heel!"

25/03/21 20:00:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24815Ian Skelding

"Damn, he's been going through the Hospital bins again."

25/03/21 20:52:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7165C CaMel

"I hate shopping for stocking fillers."

25/03/21 20:39:23

 
Joe Vote score: 1733Joe

Doberman Pincher

25/03/21 20:43:51

 
Tony S Vote score: 1721Tony S

Butch the explosives detection dog returns to the station with his handler.

25/03/21 20:35:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8075Hercules Rockefeller

Mannequin's best friend

25/03/21 20:10:35

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 334SnapDragon D

"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife..

"Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?"

25/03/21 23:53:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8313James Lennox

"Retriever?"

"Well, he's part retrieved her."

25/03/21 20:07:20

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I would have 100% given you a thumbs up for "The retriever" :-) --Nina Dutton
James Lennox Vote score: 8313James Lennox

"For Christ's sake Dave, buy some tennis balls."

25/03/21 21:24:12

 
stone face Vote score: 9391stone face

When the owner finds out she'll be hopping mad.

25/03/21 20:23:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8313James Lennox

There's nothing worse than an emotional support animal with a sense of humour.

25/03/21 20:19:29

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It's especially humerus when he runs off with a prosthetic arm. --Karyn Harrison
alexandra ball Vote score: 1166alexandra ball

Fido was used to his owner getting legless.

25/03/21 20:09:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14327Dave Bryan

''Which imbecile said his bark was worse than his bite?''

25/03/21 20:00:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12175The Wolf

You should never kick your dog. But especially not when you have a prosthetic leg.

25/03/21 20:00:21

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

Now I just need a lampshade...

25/03/21 23:20:54

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It's a major award! --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20666Troompa Loompa

Limb Chops

25/03/21 21:43:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33879Tony Edwards

"I think he wants you to take him for a walk."

25/03/21 20:53:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20666Troompa Loompa

Rover loves plates of meat.

25/03/21 20:08:35

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

"When you texted me 'Come see Ruby's fetching legs!' I think you forgot a comma."

25/03/21 20:01:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

Finally getting a leg, Rover.

25/03/21 20:01:01

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Looking to swap a leg with a black court shoe for six kilos of Chappie. Genuine replies only

27/03/21 16:23:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5471Kenny Ireland

Steel pin.

26/03/21 8:05:20

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5471Kenny Ireland

Tibian mountain dog.

26/03/21 8:03:14

 
Ryan French Vote score: 36Ryan French

the dog just legged it.

26/03/21 1:33:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16005Stephen Bean

Frankenstein's mongrel

26/03/21 1:12:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2652Willie Johnson

This old prosthetic is something new that he "borrowed" from the surprised groom in the previous picture. Only the blue garter was retrieved.

26/03/21 0:25:30

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2965Mark Wilson

"I did warn the postal worker that those weren't standard issue footwear"

25/03/21 22:51:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24098Michael Winner

'Exclusive: Dave, The Miracle Dog Who Can Detect Leg Problems Before They Happen.'

25/03/21 22:25:28

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24098Michael Winner

He's as fit as a surgeon's dog.

25/03/21 22:22:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24098Michael Winner

Revealed: the terrible truth about Greyfriar's Bobby.

25/03/21 22:21:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21514John Glover

Out on a limb.

25/03/21 21:26:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11817Neil Mackenzie

He might be Man’s best friend but not Manikins.

25/03/21 20:52:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16005Stephen Bean

Nice leg shame about the face.

25/03/21 20:52:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33879Tony Edwards

"Should've gone to Specsavers."

25/03/21 20:47:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14870Vanessa the Guesser

"That's a Great Pyrenees!"

"Actually, only one.."

25/03/21 20:35:56

 
Tony S Vote score: 1721Tony S

Bloody Sat Nav never told me about the dog-leg in the road.

25/03/21 20:23:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20666Troompa Loompa

The Littlest Hobble

25/03/21 20:20:19

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2965Mark Wilson

Shit, I knew I should have dug a deeper hole for the wife

25/03/21 20:14:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

Harriet of the dog

25/03/21 20:08:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8075Hercules Rockefeller

Limb Bizkit

25/03/21 20:03:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24815Ian Skelding

That's a bit below the belt.

25/03/21 20:01:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5763Karyn Harrison

'Leg o' Pam for tea. Yum!'

25/03/21 20:00:15

 
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