clever

''Her Izal follow you all round the room.''

22/02/21 12:10:10

The infectious smile of the Mona Lisa.

22/02/21 12:46:13

The Da Vinci Commode

22/02/21 12:04:03

The 'Rona Sneezer

22/02/21 12:06:50

"Just nipping to the Louvre."

22/02/21 12:00:37

The cleaning power of Lisa.

22/02/21 17:42:08

So that's why she's smiling. She's got the last bog rolls in Paris.

22/02/21 12:02:13

"Yeah, you probably wanna leave that for five minutes."

22/02/21 12:01:10

We can see from this picture that the Mona Lisa was an intelligent woman. Notice how the mask is covering the nose mouth and chin, unlike the retards walking about with their nose sticking out or their chin showing.

22/02/21 14:46:46

"I bet those bog rolls were smaller than she thought."

22/02/21 12:17:50

All precautions had been taken to protect herself and save the NHS but she still ended up in hospital following an art attack.

22/02/21 12:03:10

''Where did you get the toilet rolls, Mona?''

''They were hanging in the loovre.''

22/02/21 12:00:14

Mona was expecting her Renaissance Period.

22/02/21 13:14:32

Hands. Face. Arse.

22/02/21 12:49:15

"Mrs Gherardini, I think we'll do the portrait again but this time without the mask, sanitiser and toilet roll. When people see this painting in the future, science would have developed to such a high level that the world won't see infectious diseases and people will probably take their freedoms for granted"

"Oh Leonardo, you're such a weirdo but you do make me smile"

22/02/21 12:42:46

"Experts are dumbfounded: Her covid-test and her smile are 'slightly positive.' "

22/02/21 12:23:06

Can you look her in the eyes and tell her you did all you can .......

These government adverts are getting far too arty.

22/02/21 12:21:49

''We've caught the woman who's been nicking stuff from the Louvre washrooms, Sarge. She was wearing a mask but one of the attendants recognised her.''

22/02/21 12:21:31

The enigmatic shite

22/02/21 12:18:35

Arty Farty

22/02/21 12:15:31

"Call security and close down the museum. That f-cking Banksy has gone too far this time"

22/02/21 12:11:56

"Yes I'm f***ing smiling!"

22/02/21 12:01:46

Mona Corona

05/03/21 18:01:41

Lease-a room.

(*Oh I forgot, we're not supposed to recycle captions. Unlike superglue, they've stopped being funny. I'd better stick to something more original. How's Brexit going?)

22/02/21 19:04:35

I’d be a moaner too if I was a cleaner during the pandemic. Certainly nothing to smile about.

22/02/21 14:40:22

While wearing the mask, Lisa could only communicate with Mona-sylables.

22/02/21 14:14:32

She's been like this ever since she saw a black labrador licking someone's earhole.

22/02/21 13:11:31

Hoarder Lisa

22/02/21 13:09:19

Another lockdown Mona..

22/02/21 12:45:12

Mona knew that she was going to be in for a long sit.

22/02/21 12:42:10

Covid is not new. We have evidence that it first broke out in sixteenth century Florence, although recently there has been a renaissance of the virus.

22/02/21 12:32:03

She had a getaway Helicopter if things got really bad.

22/02/21 12:21:17

Posing, A Threat

22/02/21 12:06:30

Carona Lisa

22/02/21 12:05:28

Da Vinci was incredibly perceptive about the future. See, he's even incorporated a cave where the bats live in the Wuhan backdrop.

22/02/21 12:03:11

By Leonardo da Fauci

22/02/21 12:00:35

Corona Pfisa

22/02/21 12:00:21