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Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''Her Izal follow you all round the room.''

22/02/21 12:10:10

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

The infectious smile of the Mona Lisa.

22/02/21 12:46:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

The Da Vinci Commode

22/02/21 12:04:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

The 'Rona Sneezer

22/02/21 12:06:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Just nipping to the Louvre."

22/02/21 12:00:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15650Dan Nicholls

The cleaning power of Lisa.

22/02/21 17:42:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

So that's why she's smiling. She's got the last bog rolls in Paris.

22/02/21 12:02:13

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Have you been to Paris? They don't even use toilets! --Mauris Iocus
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"Yeah, you probably wanna leave that for five minutes."

22/02/21 12:01:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

We can see from this picture that the Mona Lisa was an intelligent woman. Notice how the mask is covering the nose mouth and chin, unlike the retards walking about with their nose sticking out or their chin showing.

22/02/21 14:46:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"I bet those bog rolls were smaller than she thought."

22/02/21 12:17:50

 
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

All precautions had been taken to protect herself and save the NHS but she still ended up in hospital following an art attack.

22/02/21 12:03:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''Where did you get the toilet rolls, Mona?''

''They were hanging in the loovre.''

22/02/21 12:00:14

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

Mona was expecting her Renaissance Period.

22/02/21 13:14:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

Hands. Face. Arse.

22/02/21 12:49:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11782The Wolf

"Mrs Gherardini, I think we'll do the portrait again but this time without the mask, sanitiser and toilet roll. When people see this painting in the future, science would have developed to such a high level that the world won't see infectious diseases and people will probably take their freedoms for granted"

"Oh Leonardo, you're such a weirdo but you do make me smile"

22/02/21 12:42:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

"Experts are dumbfounded: Her covid-test and her smile are 'slightly positive.' "

22/02/21 12:23:06

 
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

Can you look her in the eyes and tell her you did all you can .......

These government adverts are getting far too arty.

22/02/21 12:21:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

''We've caught the woman who's been nicking stuff from the Louvre washrooms, Sarge. She was wearing a mask but one of the attendants recognised her.''

22/02/21 12:21:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11449Mr Dome

The enigmatic shite

22/02/21 12:18:35

 
Mark England Vote score: 17962Mark England

Arty Farty

22/02/21 12:15:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11782The Wolf

"Call security and close down the museum. That f-cking Banksy has gone too far this time"

22/02/21 12:11:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

"Yes I'm f***ing smiling!"

22/02/21 12:01:46

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Mona Corona

05/03/21 18:01:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

Lease-a room.

(*Oh I forgot, we're not supposed to recycle captions. Unlike superglue, they've stopped being funny. I'd better stick to something more original. How's Brexit going?)

22/02/21 19:04:35

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

I’d be a moaner too if I was a cleaner during the pandemic. Certainly nothing to smile about.

22/02/21 14:40:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5410Kenny Ireland

While wearing the mask, Lisa could only communicate with Mona-sylables.

22/02/21 14:14:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

She's been like this ever since she saw a black labrador licking someone's earhole.

22/02/21 13:11:31

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

Hoarder Lisa

22/02/21 13:09:19

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Another lockdown Mona..

22/02/21 12:45:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

Mona knew that she was going to be in for a long sit.

22/02/21 12:42:10

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Did you miss an "H" out? --John Glover
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14015Dave Bryan

Covid is not new. We have evidence that it first broke out in sixteenth century Florence, although recently there has been a renaissance of the virus.

22/02/21 12:32:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

She had a getaway Helicopter if things got really bad.

22/02/21 12:21:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

Posing, A Threat

22/02/21 12:06:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

Carona Lisa

22/02/21 12:05:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

Da Vinci was incredibly perceptive about the future. See, he's even incorporated a cave where the bats live in the Wuhan backdrop.

22/02/21 12:03:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

By Leonardo da Fauci

22/02/21 12:00:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

Corona Pfisa

22/02/21 12:00:21

 
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