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Sadly, Daisy is still trying to find a byre for her paintings.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

Sadly, Daisy is still trying to find a byre for her paintings.

19/02/21 12:13:20

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Another stock photo..

19/02/21 12:57:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Drawing Miss Daisy

19/02/21 12:12:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Here's Daisy (aka Miss August) in the Swaffham WI 2021 calendar with a strategically placed geranium hiding her massive udders

19/02/21 13:10:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

"Yes, I agreed to pose for Damien Hirst. Is there any reason why I shouldn't have done?"

19/02/21 12:01:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

"I see your mother's made herself comfy"

19/02/21 13:02:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

♪ Lait lady lait ♪

19/02/21 12:20:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Cowch potato

19/02/21 12:06:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

A Room with a Moo

19/02/21 12:01:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

Art Decow

19/02/21 12:00:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

Mr Weinstein, I just want a role in your new film 'on the farm'...please put your clothes back on.

19/02/21 16:26:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5629Karyn Harrison

Vache in the attic

19/02/21 12:39:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

"Ok, so we're all agreed as a cabinet and we'll announce that we're easing restrictions on Monday. Priti? Have you got one of those Zoom filters on?"

"No"

19/02/21 12:34:13

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

"I came up with this design from my mooed board."

19/02/21 12:30:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

She came in because she was Friesian outside

19/02/21 12:05:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

I prefer my milk chilled.

19/02/21 12:00:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''Darling, why is that cow lying on our sofa?''

''The armchair was too small for her.''

19/02/21 12:02:08

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

"Eh, not much, just sitting around chewing the cud. What about you?"

19/02/21 15:20:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Crib of Beef

19/02/21 14:31:22

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Art Nouvmoo

19/02/21 14:23:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Butchelor Pad

19/02/21 12:21:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Quite a surprise for Ikea staff when they opened their stores back up

19/02/21 12:20:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Unfortunately, Gogglebox 'farm edition' was a ratings disaster.

19/02/21 12:18:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''The lazy cow hasn't got off the sofa all day.''

19/02/21 12:17:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"Paint me like one of your Friesian girls."

19/02/21 12:07:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 1400Tony S

I was sat relaxing on the sofa when all of a sudden my room mate came crashing though the side of the house

19/02/21 12:03:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

"How do you like my real leather sofa?"

19/02/21 12:02:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Bullsit

19/02/21 12:01:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

Moona Lisa

19/02/21 12:00:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23987Michael Winner

"Well, I suppose my big break came in Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

20/02/21 21:16:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"When I said to put the Jersey on, I just meant you didn't have to be topless for the photo shoot."

20/02/21 0:35:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

Stock Photo

19/02/21 17:44:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Couch Turfing

19/02/21 16:01:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

"Where's Bessie? I've been trying to bell her all day but she doesn't seem to be answering."

19/02/21 15:56:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

Netflix and Grill

19/02/21 15:31:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"When I said there was a huge cow pat in the lounge, I wasn't referring to its bloody name."

19/02/21 13:27:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Looks like Daisy followed through

19/02/21 13:21:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15598Stephen Bean

"Will you all go away please, I'd like to spend some quality time with my cowgette."

19/02/21 12:44:25

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"I'm ashamed to say I was so drunk last night, I can't even remember your name"

19/02/21 12:31:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

"Kids, close that bloody door. Were you born in a barn?"

19/02/21 12:30:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

How dairy sit on my sofa

19/02/21 12:25:56

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

Herd Immunity

19/02/21 12:25:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14729Vanessa the Guesser

I wouldn't mind but she's spent all morning yakking on the phone.

19/02/21 12:25:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11448Mr Dome

Do you charge for portrait sittings?

19/02/21 12:24:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11777The Wolf

Lazy cow

19/02/21 12:23:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"I think I would like to put a Jersey on you."
"Hey, you didn't tell me it was going to be that sort of photo shoot."

Nod to captions with Jersey references.

19/02/21 12:22:16

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

Designed by Terence Cowran

19/02/21 12:18:28

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Psst, Scott's home early

19/02/21 12:14:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

The Mooseum of Moodern Art

19/02/21 12:13:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20294Troompa Loompa

A graze longue

19/02/21 12:12:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

She was over the moon with the photo shoot.

19/02/21 12:12:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7432Vivvy En

It's a bit cool in here, I think I need a jersey

19/02/21 12:07:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14013Dave Bryan

''What are you watching?''

''Emmerdale.''

19/02/21 12:04:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

Cow pad

19/02/21 12:00:38

 
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