clever

The book was so good she couldnt put it down, unlike her dog who is off to the vets in the morning.

17/02/21 20:13:50

clever

Gina tried everything to take her mind off the horrendous subsidence at the rear of her apartment.

17/02/21 20:00:39

Pup Fiction

17/02/21 21:35:53

Rex and the Single Girl

17/02/21 20:36:35

Kate couldn't believe this book had cost her grandmother Mildred her career and a perfectly good courgette.

17/02/21 21:57:47

Jackie's underarm hair had a life of its own.

17/02/21 20:27:14

"How about we read 50 Shades of Greyhound next?"

17/02/21 20:04:21

Phew! dog breath, why can't she read on her own

17/02/21 21:07:51

There's nothing like snuggling up with a good book and a giant toasted marshmallow

17/02/21 20:14:18

Nicole realized all too late that perhaps Old Yeller was a poor choice.

17/02/21 20:07:20

Reader of the pack

17/02/21 20:03:43

Fido was bored of teaching this Lassie how to read.

17/02/21 20:01:18

"I love this book on palaeontology…"

"They keep digging up lots of bones."

17/02/21 20:01:12

Breeders Digest

17/02/21 20:00:32

Shaggy dog story

17/02/21 20:00:13

Jenny wishes she'd read Taxidermi for Dummies earlier then she would have known how to preserve more than just Rover's head

17/02/21 22:49:20

Wrestling 101 ... First get them in a headlock

17/02/21 21:21:17

Jane's guide dog is so clever he can read braille....If only he could speak.

17/02/21 20:09:28

And according to page 10 paragraph 3 if I can read this I no longer need a guide dog for the blind.

17/02/21 20:09:01

"And little boys are made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails ...."

"Hold it there Beverly. Can't we have that one about the dalmatians? At least it has a happy ending."

17/02/21 20:06:19

Thankfully Fido doesn't know it is Neutering For Dummies.

17/02/21 20:03:18

''Rex has always got his nose in a book. Unfortunately, his teeth usually end up in it as well.''

17/02/21 20:00:54

“.. and that’s why cats are evil. The End “

17/02/21 20:00:33

I usually relax with a book and my right breast exposed.

17/02/21 20:00:14

The dog wanted me to Afro the ball but I wanted to read.

18/02/21 19:07:27

Hair of the dog

18/02/21 19:07:19

Golden Readriever.

18/02/21 1:19:20

Booksquirm

18/02/21 0:11:31

'Ho'tel for Dogs.

17/02/21 21:18:52

The only part of "Poetry for Dogs"
that Fido had heard before
was the Bark Ode
- at the checkout earlier.

17/02/21 21:02:33

Tails of the Unexpected

17/02/21 21:00:41

Run, Lucky! It's a cookbook!

17/02/21 21:00:39

''Why can't I understand the words, Sandra?''

''It's in French.''

17/02/21 20:57:10

Annie II: the latter years

17/02/21 20:56:59

Labrabore

17/02/21 20:49:45

"She could at least let me dog-ear one of the pages of her book."

17/02/21 20:31:57

"Right, Sharon, I've read you a chapter. Now let me go, you're crushing me."

17/02/21 20:19:23

Marley and me, sounds good, I hope it has a happy ending.

17/02/21 20:13:45

"Good boy Rex, keep vigorously wagging your tail and I'll keep pretending I'm reading."

17/02/21 20:11:47

A Golden Librarydor

17/02/21 20:06:18

''It's a story about a labrador, Rex.''

''Is it a good breed?''

17/02/21 20:04:01

"Postman Pat was in floods of tears after driving over his cat. He drove so fast to the vets he crashed his van into the building killing all of them instantly."

"This is the hundredth time I've heard this story and it gets better every time."

17/02/21 20:00:51

Learning to read, lessons K thru 9

17/02/21 20:00:24

"I think you're experienced enough now", said Jane as she planned a surprise guided swamp walk for her blind mother.

17/02/21 20:00:10

"Get a groom!"

17/02/21 20:00:08