🎵 I came in like a raccoon ball

20/02/21 14:01:38

"You know that 'rare cat' you bought online during lockdown..."

20/02/21 12:31:46

"Stop fussing Mum, I trust this human. Look at the lovely blue ball he's given me. I won't hear another bad word said about Davy Crockett."

20/02/21 12:27:10

The football skills of Wayne Raccooney

20/02/21 12:26:41

I don't care if I'm on the naughty step all day. You're not getting it back.

20/02/21 18:44:17

...Thus hydrogen and oxygen may be present in any arbitrary proportions in mechanical mixtures ... guys I can't make this any simpler for you without you taking your shoes and socks off!

20/02/21 15:57:28

lol

"WHERE'S THE BABY!?!?"

20/02/21 12:03:49

"Hey mum, look what popped up in the trash."
♪ I'm a bin ball wizard ♪

20/02/21 15:48:40

Karen's neighbour Dave said now we know who's been stealing stuff from the gardens she said even my knickers off the line? Dave replied, yea yea, must've been the raccoon did that too

20/02/21 13:29:21

Masquerade ball

20/02/21 12:15:22

''Since humans went into lockdown I've been having a ball.''

20/02/21 12:09:41

Get a coon!

20/02/21 16:08:35

"Beware of raccoons bearing gifts."

20/02/21 12:36:50

Police baffled by spate of seemingly hypnotised guard dogs.

20/02/21 12:30:04

Notorious photo bomber caught in the act

20/02/21 12:17:54

"I love Saturday mornings. Waking up late, bright eyed and bushy tailed after playing with my balls."

20/02/21 12:09:50

WANTED

20/02/21 12:05:17

"Damn- how did you know it was me? I had the mask and everything."

20/02/21 21:21:40

He doesn’t identify as a Racoon he thinks of his self as a Robin bastard.

20/02/21 18:27:32

He's just racoonoitering.

20/02/21 16:41:09

Vote for me.

20/02/21 16:39:43

Rocket, the early years.

20/02/21 15:37:31

You can’t seriously think that this is going to keep me occupied for more than 20 seconds.

20/02/21 13:48:01

Zoorro

20/02/21 13:32:41

As a young boy, Davy Crockett loved to play with his Hat and Ball

(Nod to 12:27:10)

20/02/21 13:27:13

"The Guardians say that he's a rocket, but I don't see anything arugula here"

20/02/21 12:32:38

''Hey, you with the camera - How would you describe your marriage?''

''Rocky, raccoon.''

20/02/21 12:26:36

"Head it with your forehead not the bridge of your nose Son."

20/02/21 12:23:40

Tamagotcha!

20/02/21 12:09:18

6 across: North American animal.
"I cant think of it, 7 letters, first letter R, last letter n. I can see two Fish, a paw print, a Hare I think and that's about it."

20/02/21 12:07:58

"I can do what I like during lockdown - I've got a face mask, and I'm a footballer."

20/02/21 12:00:06