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Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Police drone units scour the countryside far and wide to spot people exercising too far from home.

18/02/21 12:19:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"How's your search for an original caption going Dave?"

18/02/21 12:00:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

"Come on ref you've got to call the game off"

18/02/21 18:51:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

"Wish I hadn't given my Snickers to that grumpy penguin."

18/02/21 13:08:59

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Stuck on a huge glacier for days Steve is finally about to be rescued as the Titanic appears on the horizon.

18/02/21 12:10:25

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It could be a lady named Flo. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

Hi guys. I'm just texting to let you know that I've arrived at the coordinates you sent me. I must say that this is a weird place for my stag do. When are you getting here?

Hi Dave. We're not coming. We never liked you and we think Jane can do much better. In fact, she's doing much better now as we speak. Hmmmm I love the new bra you bought her for valentine's day. And thanks for stocking up on squirty cream ;)

18/02/21 13:10:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"I knew I shouldn't have worn high heels"

18/02/21 12:58:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Where's Waldo isn't even trying anymore.

18/02/21 12:26:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

Dick's wife told him if he didn't ditch his caption habit, he'd be on thin ice.

18/02/21 12:03:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Shortly after this photo was taken, the lesser spotted Arctic bull trampled him to death

18/02/21 18:54:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"Eee, I remember when all this were high streets..."

18/02/21 15:11:13

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Where are you Sarah Brown my high school crush, you promised me a date when hell freezes over

(Sad but true story)

18/02/21 12:01:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"...and welcome everyone to the first meeting of the Michael Gove Fan Club."

18/02/21 15:12:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21440John Glover

"Where has that bloody stork left me?"

18/02/21 15:07:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"Global warming, global schwarming!"

18/02/21 12:59:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

I've looked at clouds from both sides now.

18/02/21 12:23:27

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I've dated myself, which is what I did all through high school. --Scrijjy Doo
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

Get a zoom...

18/02/21 12:00:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

7,8,9,10 ... coming... ready or not...

18/02/21 18:43:43

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

Should have stopped to ask for directions.

18/02/21 17:10:01

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 937Charles Gilbert

The things I'll do for a Klondike Bar...

18/02/21 15:24:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23986Michael Winner

"You are now at your destination."

18/02/21 15:14:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"It's always the same. When I need a pee I can never find a bloody igloo."

18/02/21 12:19:55

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Business was slow at the cryogenics lab

18/02/21 12:17:16

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

Antisocial distancing

18/02/21 12:11:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Doctor, help, where are you? It's Agoraphobia I suffer from not Claustrophobia."

18/02/21 12:11:21

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBy53qmpKKk(I swear I saw this skit on an English comedy show, but this is the only version I could find so perhaps it's the original)  --James Lennox
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

Dad you have never done the Iceland shop for mum before have you.

18/02/21 12:02:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"This is the worst escape room I've ever been to"

18/02/21 12:01:14

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

the lonely existence of a curler

19/02/21 14:52:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

Ice sheet myself in wide open spaces.

18/02/21 21:54:30

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

Ice Waiting

18/02/21 15:24:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

"Now, let me explain how finding this oil will work...Here, if I have a slushie and you have a slushie and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooss the room and starts to drink your Slush Puppy...I...drink...your...Slush! I drink it up!"

18/02/21 13:39:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Walking to the south pole was a shattering experience

18/02/21 13:39:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Dave was gutted that he'd dropped his penguin and it had frozen over. So annoying when you're no longer on a diet.

18/02/21 13:05:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"For goodness sake. Everytime you need an Uber you can never get a signal"

18/02/21 12:59:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Arctic Square

18/02/21 12:54:20

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

To say that our relationship has become somewhat frosty would be an understatement.

18/02/21 12:31:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5254Stu Dent

Dave spent most of his adult life on the hard drink.

18/02/21 12:27:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"Whatsisname was always socially frozen out."

18/02/21 12:25:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

Are you cirrus?

18/02/21 12:22:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

I wandered lonely on a cloud. No frigging daffodils.

18/02/21 12:20:17

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) are just taking the mick now.

18/02/21 12:18:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

When you gotta go, you gotta go

18/02/21 12:13:49

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

On cloud nine

18/02/21 12:09:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''I think I'll go down to the pub. There's no atmosphere up here.''

18/02/21 12:06:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5254Stu Dent

The Big Freeze

18/02/21 12:06:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14728Vanessa the Guesser

Gay man spotted having glacier mince.

18/02/21 12:06:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

I want to be alone!

18/02/21 12:04:39

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

The Lone Stranger

18/02/21 12:03:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4774Al Overy

"Come in HQ. We've found Mr Attenborough. It's just lucky he was chipped and tagged before he wandered off."

18/02/21 12:02:57

 
Molly R Vote score: 2639Molly R

Ice Road Trekker

18/02/21 12:00:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10350Chris Keegan

Dave was starting to become seriously concerned about his coke habit.

18/02/21 12:00:08

 
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