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Charlotte's Webcam
06/01/21 12:04:51
''Jane, if you want something that 'wiggles and jiggles and tickles' inside you, try the top drawer of the bedside cabinet.''
06/01/21 12:41:23
"Dont worry. The lizard under the bed will get it"
06/01/21 12:27:34
Remember Miss MuffetSat on her tuffetThe spider that made her scramHer best friend Eliza Sat down beside herAnd put it on Instagram
06/01/21 20:33:04
Nobody understands German porn, not even the Germans.
06/01/21 12:19:37
"Hmmm. Unfortunately, you need two fillings""Ok, thanks Mr Spider Dentist"
06/01/21 12:15:00
"Keep the noise down, lady. How's a spider to get any sleep?"
06/01/21 12:30:44
Little Miss Muffeater
06/01/21 12:52:09
Bird, eating spider
06/01/21 12:07:11
A rack and a phobia
06/01/21 12:06:55
''I'll post it on the web.''
06/01/21 12:00:28
"Oh calm down, Stella. Your dream of bedding Spiderman, has almost come true."
07/01/21 14:39:49
Breaking News: DFS denies claims beds have been in storage for too long.
06/01/21 14:18:37
Dave was upset when he saw this picture of his girlfriend and his sister. The spider wasn’t as well hung as him but could make his girl scream in bed.
07/01/21 7:13:34
You've got 8 eyes and you still can't see the fly I swallowed?
06/01/21 21:55:36
Miss Muffet's desensitisation therapy was still at a very early stage
06/01/21 20:24:13
People are often surprised at how fast Vermeer was as a painter.
06/01/21 12:32:29
ScareBnB
06/01/21 12:13:11
Omg! A bug captured me.
11/01/21 11:25:22
"You won't catch it that way. Inhale."
09/01/21 11:35:22
“It’s only a spider Chloe, not an audition for The Exorcist 2.”
08/01/21 14:53:40
Severe garlic breath to the rescue!
06/01/21 19:24:53
“Bloody hell! I said pout not f*uckng shout.”
06/01/21 19:12:36
Fears on my pillow
06/01/21 15:19:05
She always dated freaks but never an 8 legged one.
06/01/21 14:10:55
Charlotte's Deb
06/01/21 13:44:07
'YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL'
06/01/21 13:33:44
Ahhh look at Incey Wincey on the bed. Incey has always been dramatic, while Wincey is the cool on ene the sisters.
06/01/21 13:10:12
"It's been a fair while since someone last serviced your lady parts" said Dani "I'm still choking on the cobwebs".
06/01/21 13:05:47
Charlotte conveniently forgot to tell her friend about her pet spider.
06/01/21 13:04:29
It's a sleephover.
06/01/21 12:49:15
The Tooth Fangy
06/01/21 12:47:51
My pal coughed up a spider. I told her they don't accept currency like that around these parts.
06/01/21 12:47:39
Little Miss Muffet suffers from PTSD.
06/01/21 12:44:48
'Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams and found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. "Well hellooo, ladies!".'
06/01/21 12:34:44
"This week, on SpiderYodel..."
06/01/21 12:29:20
"I think my girlfriend must suffer from Pilludousphobia, thankfully I just have a fear of Spiders."
06/01/21 12:22:02
A selfear
06/01/21 12:15:02
The bird next to her is hoping she'll eat her next.
06/01/21 12:11:47
''Could you open your mouth an incy-wincy bit wider? After me, you've got to swallow a bird.''
06/01/21 12:08:33
Centrefold in Lockdown Sufferers' Pets
06/01/21 12:05:53
''That scream was far more impressive. She must have realised I've switched the toy spider.''
06/01/21 12:04:18
"Ahhgh, there's a pube!"
06/01/21 12:01:49
Arachnogobia
06/01/21 12:01:39
"Oh, that makes me feel so HUNGRY!"
06/01/21 12:01:13
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