Always said she was a hoe.

07/01/21 14:49:38

"Honey, our daughter's 21st is not an ideal time to play with your sex doll."

07/01/21 12:29:09

Face plant

07/01/21 13:11:06

She was only a miner's daughter, but I found her boring.

07/01/21 15:12:22

''Is Ann coming with us to the shops?''

''No, she's been grounded again.''

07/01/21 12:04:05

" ..... and that's the spear tackle, illegal in all forms of Rugby ... er, can one of you Ladies call for an ambulance?"

07/01/21 12:31:35

You won't be laughing when you see all the truffles.

07/01/21 15:38:06

Her roots are shocking.

07/01/21 15:14:36

''Three riders passed this way 15 minutes ago, Kemosabe.''

07/01/21 12:34:23

Mow Farrah

07/01/21 12:00:09

"No!! Total national lockdown means you CANNOT visit your aunt in Australia!"

07/01/21 12:00:06

Face planting.

07/01/21 15:35:25

Some girls are gold-diggers. Lily is a post-hole-digger.

07/01/21 15:07:03

Such great photographic timing showing how Kate's severed wrist was the actual cause of the spilt skinny latte

07/01/21 13:16:14

Dave narrowly avoided being hit by a photo bomb.

07/01/21 12:25:45

Dave's staring at the tulips again.

07/01/21 12:22:05

Carl didn't mind having people over for parties in his garden. But he was strict when it came to you picking up your dog's poo

07/01/21 12:12:03

Turf love

07/01/21 12:02:48

"Right, now get up and join the rest of your family ... and this time, smile."

07/01/21 12:01:02

The Dawnmower Man

07/01/21 12:00:10

"Hang on, this parsnip looks like a human fooaaarrrgghh!"

09/01/21 13:41:32

“There’s no need to be so heavy handed Gavin. All I asked you to do was to take out any gatecrashers at our Phoebe’s 18th.”

08/01/21 14:50:36

Julie would never complain again about not getting a mud pack for Christmas.

08/01/21 7:49:30

After hanging onto the undercarriage of a 747 for eleven hours, Nina was almost lucky.

07/01/21 22:16:59

Twirly Bird Catches The Worm.

07/01/21 21:22:03

Stop... I got rid of the swimming pool

07/01/21 21:13:49

Eric Clapton loved his guitars too much to smash them up on stage, but his eldest daughter always got on his tits

07/01/21 21:05:47

Handstands for beginners

07/01/21 20:08:45

"Out of the people in this photo, who can spot the gymnast?"

07/01/21 19:10:15

Upside down, Boy you turn Me.

07/01/21 18:27:05

The moment Kate fell head over heels for Dave.

07/01/21 18:25:59

You can't blame Maddy for her appalling manners, it's the way she was dragged up.

07/01/21 17:37:35

Only one of the Simonds Quadruplets worked in an Ostrich farm

07/01/21 17:09:18

LawnMoaner

07/01/21 16:30:14

Cabbage Patch dolls are so 80's. Common or Garden dolls are in now, here's Dave pulling up his fourth today.

07/01/21 14:47:42

Sally's first attempt at a photo bomb.

07/01/21 14:33:19

At least someone read the "Don't tread on the grass" sign.

07/01/21 14:01:48

Mum poses for a photo with two daughters while dad shows the other daughter how to do the headbanger.

07/01/21 13:08:24

Lorna wants to behave like an ostrich when it comes to the family photo.

07/01/21 12:38:22

Social Pissed-dancing

07/01/21 12:35:17

All it takes is a split second and a failed parachute jump to ruin a perfectly good photo.

07/01/21 12:23:50

"...and that's when we found out Trevor was a swinger!"

07/01/21 12:23:04

"Can you hear the sound of the underground yet Cheryl?"

07/01/21 12:21:42

"It's a lot less bovver than a hover"

07/01/21 12:03:34

''I'm not breaking the rules. I'm allowed to exercise with one other person.''

07/01/21 12:01:54