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Paul was beginning to regret buying the worlds heaviest earring.
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The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring.

08/01/21 12:34:53

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The helium in his left shoe wasn't helping either. --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15594Dan Nicholls

Wet Floor? I'm not falling for that one...

08/01/21 12:03:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7588James Lennox

"Hey, warn me before you reverse the image!"

08/01/21 16:40:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Terry, stop listening to the couple shagging downstairs and get back to work. And throw that Russian sign in the bin"

08/01/21 12:12:49

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Terry, he must be one of those neighbours. Typical, they're up to it again, those neighbours.  --Glyn Evans
Michael Winner Vote score: 23773Michael Winner

The other side of the sign says 'If you can read this, you found the tripwire'.

09/01/21 13:45:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

It was only when Dave noticed the sign he realised they had little faith in his ability as a roofer.

08/01/21 13:09:45

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

Since it became an Olympic sport, Bob never misses a chance of practising his breakdancing.

08/01/21 12:22:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15594Dan Nicholls

"How are those new slip-on shoes you bought?"

08/01/21 12:00:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

Some invisible chairs are a bit wonky.

08/01/21 12:41:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Dave had always dreamt of participating in the World Indoor Breakdancing Farting Championships.

08/01/21 12:19:51

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

Another confusing scene from Tenet

08/01/21 12:03:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

If that idiot doesn't stop clowning around, the cleaner is going to wipe the floor with him.

08/01/21 12:01:16

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

Posing for safety sign artists, is no easy task, but Jamal was overjoyed to finally break into modelling.

08/01/21 14:05:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Mate, you can try as much as you like, you won't be able to give yourself a blowjob"

08/01/21 12:40:45

 
stone face Vote score: 8729stone face

Superglue never stops being Dave

08/01/21 12:22:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11082Mr Dome

Round four of the extreme farting championship

08/01/21 12:19:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

"I'm fine, thank you. Just, just drying the floor."

08/01/21 12:19:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''Dave, when I said you need to hit the ground running......''

08/01/21 12:10:37

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

This slide is back to front.

08/01/21 12:02:38

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

Breaking News: Dizzee Rascal's surprise hospital visit branded 'not especially helpful' by already beleaguered NHS staff.

08/01/21 12:01:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''I don't like serving him. He's a bit of a slippery customer.''

08/01/21 12:01:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 990alexandra ball

Stop looking at those sexy mannequins in the window.

08/01/21 12:01:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

"I knew we shouldn't have bought that sign from dyslexic Dave."

08/01/21 12:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5150Stu Dent

When i said, Keep your ear to the ground

08/01/21 12:00:09

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1141Glad You Remember

"What the heck's a Tew Roo-"

09/01/21 11:32:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11495Neil Mackenzie

He fell for the girl with gold shoes in the previous photo.

09/01/21 10:43:31

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 657Ellen Duncalf

“When we asked you to roll out the vaccine Dr.Roberts, we didn’t mean for you to take it so literally.

08/01/21 20:15:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

Break Dancing The Easy Way

08/01/21 17:46:13

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

Brokedancing

08/01/21 16:33:06

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 110Anthony Smith

Just Glide!

08/01/21 16:23:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7534Glyn Evans

Not quite a handstand but you're getting there

08/01/21 16:20:49

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

This is what can happen when the 'No riding unbroken mules in the corridor' sign isn't in place!

08/01/21 14:51:07

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

That's not how you breakdance, Thierry.

08/01/21 14:41:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

When Mark was asked to do a health and safety eye test he wasn't expecting it to be so extreme.

08/01/21 13:24:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

During lockdown the works corridor Derby really took off. While Dave couldn't quite stay on he was chuffed to bits his horse came in first.

08/01/21 13:17:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Clive suffers from a case of over-sensitivity to static electricity.

08/01/21 13:04:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

And that's why in slippery passages you should always walk your horse

08/01/21 12:42:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

The weird thing is, when Dave started break dancing 25 years ago he couldn't stop.

08/01/21 12:24:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6850C CaMel

Lino Dancing

08/01/21 12:22:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

🎵 Oops Up Slide Your Head 🎵

08/01/21 12:19:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

Spin Doctor

08/01/21 12:17:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

No brake dancing

08/01/21 12:16:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

" ..... and stay out until you've got a mask on."

08/01/21 12:13:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7636Hercules Rockefeller

"I've fallen & I can't get up!"

08/01/21 12:09:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Fred-ian slip

08/01/21 12:06:36

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

At last, the recipe for finely marbled jowls

08/01/21 12:06:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5150Stu Dent

Htlaeh & Ytetfas

08/01/21 12:02:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15594Dan Nicholls

Deck, the halls.

08/01/21 12:02:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

Skid James

08/01/21 12:02:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

"Ouch! I think I've slipped a disc."

08/01/21 12:00:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

Day 291 of knockdown and Dave's getting seriously pissed off.

08/01/21 12:00:16

 
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