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Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring.
08/01/21 12:34:53
Wet Floor? I'm not falling for that one...
08/01/21 12:03:48
"Hey, warn me before you reverse the image!"
08/01/21 16:40:19
"Terry, stop listening to the couple shagging downstairs and get back to work. And throw that Russian sign in the bin"
08/01/21 12:12:49
The other side of the sign says 'If you can read this, you found the tripwire'.
09/01/21 13:45:08
It was only when Dave noticed the sign he realised they had little faith in his ability as a roofer.
08/01/21 13:09:45
Since it became an Olympic sport, Bob never misses a chance of practising his breakdancing.
08/01/21 12:22:15
"How are those new slip-on shoes you bought?"
08/01/21 12:00:55
Some invisible chairs are a bit wonky.
08/01/21 12:41:34
Dave had always dreamt of participating in the World Indoor Breakdancing Farting Championships.
08/01/21 12:19:51
Another confusing scene from Tenet
08/01/21 12:03:26
If that idiot doesn't stop clowning around, the cleaner is going to wipe the floor with him.
08/01/21 12:01:16
Posing for safety sign artists, is no easy task, but Jamal was overjoyed to finally break into modelling.
08/01/21 14:05:33
"Mate, you can try as much as you like, you won't be able to give yourself a blowjob"
08/01/21 12:40:45
Superglue never stops being Dave
08/01/21 12:22:57
Round four of the extreme farting championship
08/01/21 12:19:57
"I'm fine, thank you. Just, just drying the floor."
08/01/21 12:19:32
''Dave, when I said you need to hit the ground running......''
08/01/21 12:10:37
This slide is back to front.
08/01/21 12:02:38
Breaking News: Dizzee Rascal's surprise hospital visit branded 'not especially helpful' by already beleaguered NHS staff.
08/01/21 12:01:57
''I don't like serving him. He's a bit of a slippery customer.''
Stop looking at those sexy mannequins in the window.
08/01/21 12:01:11
"I knew we shouldn't have bought that sign from dyslexic Dave."
08/01/21 12:00:13
When i said, Keep your ear to the ground
08/01/21 12:00:09
"What the heck's a Tew Roo-"
09/01/21 11:32:59
He fell for the girl with gold shoes in the previous photo.
09/01/21 10:43:31
“When we asked you to roll out the vaccine Dr.Roberts, we didn’t mean for you to take it so literally.
08/01/21 20:15:18
Break Dancing The Easy Way
08/01/21 17:46:13
Brokedancing
08/01/21 16:33:06
Just Glide!
08/01/21 16:23:25
Not quite a handstand but you're getting there
08/01/21 16:20:49
This is what can happen when the 'No riding unbroken mules in the corridor' sign isn't in place!
08/01/21 14:51:07
That's not how you breakdance, Thierry.
08/01/21 14:41:26
When Mark was asked to do a health and safety eye test he wasn't expecting it to be so extreme.
08/01/21 13:24:48
During lockdown the works corridor Derby really took off. While Dave couldn't quite stay on he was chuffed to bits his horse came in first.
08/01/21 13:17:29
Clive suffers from a case of over-sensitivity to static electricity.
08/01/21 13:04:04
And that's why in slippery passages you should always walk your horse
08/01/21 12:42:02
The weird thing is, when Dave started break dancing 25 years ago he couldn't stop.
08/01/21 12:24:11
Lino Dancing
08/01/21 12:22:19
🎵 Oops Up Slide Your Head 🎵
08/01/21 12:19:37
Spin Doctor
08/01/21 12:17:29
No brake dancing
08/01/21 12:16:55
" ..... and stay out until you've got a mask on."
08/01/21 12:13:05
"I've fallen & I can't get up!"
08/01/21 12:09:34
Fred-ian slip
08/01/21 12:06:36
At last, the recipe for finely marbled jowls
08/01/21 12:06:32
Htlaeh & Ytetfas
08/01/21 12:02:59
Deck, the halls.
08/01/21 12:02:10
Skid James
08/01/21 12:02:07
"Ouch! I think I've slipped a disc."
08/01/21 12:00:49
Day 291 of knockdown and Dave's getting seriously pissed off.
08/01/21 12:00:16
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