Could I have a Red Rum please?

11/01/21 5:12:41

Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

10/01/21 22:11:09

"I've just had a great idea for a game show."
"Go home Mr McIntyre, you're pissed."

10/01/21 20:54:34

Beery Go Round

10/01/21 21:16:34

A fair round attraction

10/01/21 21:09:52

"Whose round is it?"

10/01/21 20:05:40

Something WKD This Way Comes.

10/01/21 22:56:22

"Hiya, can I have a goldfish in a bag?"

"Sorry, kitchen's closed"

10/01/21 20:18:36

Brings back, and erases memories.

10/01/21 20:09:17

A few drinks here and we'll be spinning.

10/01/21 20:02:36

Barrousel

10/01/21 20:00:55

"I really want to talk to those two ladies but I'm sick of the dating merry go round."

10/01/21 20:00:16

"Let's drink until the room stops spinning."

11/01/21 11:49:56

Wine carousellar.

11/01/21 9:33:18

"It used to be a carousel but Mary Poppins stole all the horses"

11/01/21 7:59:00

Merry Go Round

11/01/21 7:00:33

♪ You'll never gawp alone ♪

11/01/21 0:13:44

"Good place, always a fair night."

10/01/21 23:06:15

"We do rotating shifts."

10/01/21 22:41:40

I'm feeling a little horse.

10/01/21 22:11:29

Gadds' Ultra Light

10/01/21 21:48:04

♫ ♬ Start spreadin' the booze ... ♫ ♬

10/01/21 21:45:19

Lights, camera, intoxication.

10/01/21 21:39:46

"Quickly Dave, we've been spotted. Turn it onto full speed. It's our only chance of getting a seat."

10/01/21 20:37:13

''Hi ladies. Would you like a ride on my big dipper?''

10/01/21 20:29:27

Abandoned by fathers at merry-go-rounds, the bar was a mecca for those seeking to drown their daddy issues.

10/01/21 20:11:38

I met my wife here. She was the biggest ride in the pub.

10/01/21 20:11:02

"Ok Dave, we've got their attention. You go for Ermintrude and I'll go for Florence."

10/01/21 20:11:00

"Where's the long face?"

10/01/21 20:10:26

Katie is that your butt plug?

10/01/21 20:07:52

Now here's a picture of the olden days when people spread their germs via communal dishes of Bombay Mix.

10/01/21 20:01:07

Jodi, Jodi, see him over there, he told me Shergar's buried under here

12/01/21 20:15:53

We've played around with the Arnold Palmer, added a few shots and can now offer you the Walter.

12/01/21 8:55:04

''I feel sick. I want to get off.''

''That's a coincidence, luv, I've been trying to get off all evening.''

10/01/21 20:15:39

''Say cheese.......and onion crisps.''

10/01/21 20:11:29

I had my beer in one hand, camera phone in the other. Things were going great until I lost control of my dodgem and hospitalised five people. Didn't spill my pint though!

10/01/21 20:08:15

“We need to get off the boozing merry-go-round and have a dry January.”

10/01/21 20:00:24