I have a strange urge to whack her with an oversize rubber mallet.

17/11/20 9:17:11

”Please do not feed the animals recreational drugs.”

17/11/20 8:31:23

''Who are you?''

''I'm in your support bubble.''

17/11/20 8:03:10

I never thought I'd see Mrs Dome's beaver on caption.me

17/11/20 8:00:40

"Now, Gary, we've provided lots of mates for you with no success. I don't know what the problem is but I want you to think really hard and conjure up an image of your ideal partner."

17/11/20 8:00:26

Well, it's a solution all right, but somehow I don't think these covid-proof hamster balls are going to catch on.

17/11/20 12:44:20

karyn1184 settles in to watch captioneers making captions about the prairie dogs. Unfortunately she didn't realize the bubble wasn't made of one way mirror material.

17/11/20 9:40:12

Peep P E

17/11/20 9:30:05

April 2021.

"This is Captain Sally Jones transmitting to the International Space Station from Earth. The humans that survived the Vaccine appear healthy although there's no sign of them returning to their original form"

17/11/20 8:52:56

"The kids just love coming here, and looking at the funny little faces of the caged animals."
Said Mrs Gopher on her trip to the human zoo.(2050...post covid.)

17/11/20 8:35:09

"Well, Mary, did he see his shadow or not?"

17/11/20 8:01:32

My Mate, Marmot.

17/11/20 12:47:57

You can pop up right in the middle of the ground hogs and they have no sphere.

17/11/20 12:01:56

Little did Sarah know that these are piranha ferrets and she was tonight's dinner

17/11/20 11:33:42

"She is...WAY...too...cloche."

17/11/20 11:08:56

Bloody vermine. I hate smiley, animal-loving vegan do-gooders

17/11/20 10:47:55

"It's a bit foggy in here, but I can just make out a hare in the distance."

17/11/20 10:19:54

Miss, can I get you a Kleenex for that?

17/11/20 10:03:12

These little guys were the only ones to see the U.F.O. - Uncontrolled Frantic Orgasm.

17/11/20 10:01:41

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17/11/20 9:56:56

Ah, they grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday her father spilled, I mean planted, his seed there and covered it with the frost protector dome.

17/11/20 9:52:40

The meerkats receive a visit from the burrow surveyor.

17/11/20 9:49:28

"Hey, I didn't order this. What is it?"
"It's peasant under glass."
"Oh, I think I said I wanted a picnic on the grass. Do you have grass in your ears or something?"

17/11/20 9:24:33

Garry, have you employed one of those undercover surveillance agencies to spy on me again?

17/11/20 9:12:37

"How's your new job at the zoo going Dave?"
- "The job's great, but the problem has been the ex wife, she just keeps popping up"

17/11/20 8:57:39

"All hail Zorb!"

17/11/20 8:49:20

I’m clearly not a mink, now bog off.

17/11/20 8:27:43

''Hey guys, you need to buy one of these plastic domes. My burrow never gets flooded.''

17/11/20 8:15:39