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"What are the odds?", thought Dorothy as she recognised Tin Man's arsehole at the top of the can.
10/01/21 8:49:36
"Do you feel lucky, drunk?"
10/01/21 9:41:24
"It's my turn to buy the drinks for this week's Alcoholic Gamblers Anonymous meeting."
10/01/21 8:42:20
Scientists have tracked down the source of the candemic..
10/01/21 8:16:00
Probability the best lager in the world
10/01/21 9:00:19
Tune in to next week’s episode of Tin Tin.
10/01/21 8:13:49
The canteen in our local hospital has taken on a sinister range of carbonated drinks.
10/01/21 11:27:00
Anything that can happen will happen.
10/01/21 8:03:57
On sale now at the Capitol building.
10/01/21 8:02:25
Rein-can-ation
10/01/21 8:00:46
Profound in Tesco's.
10/01/21 8:00:15
Cheers to probability!
10/01/21 17:08:39
There is a good chance you could die from cans sir.
10/01/21 15:46:23
Probably not a 2:1 "bottle".
10/01/21 14:47:49
It depends on which is the favourite.
10/01/21 14:38:43
Overrated.
10/01/21 11:54:33
Life and death lager is made with herbs. Be warned in can cause serious ale-mints.
10/01/21 11:41:59
Your life is in the can
10/01/21 11:31:13
Tin/1
10/01/21 10:53:14
Staff announcement, bookmaker to aisle 4... customer waiting
10/01/21 9:29:45
A 'sign' of the times
10/01/21 9:21:29
''Watson, I don't think this man was murdered. It's odds on he died from alcoholic poisoning. Look, here's the proof.''
10/01/21 8:58:01
''Make a difference. Train to be an alcoholic: A Life & Death Vocation.''
10/01/21 8:41:30
...and what is the proof?
10/01/21 8:38:31
The beer-all and end-all.
10/01/21 8:37:20
What are the odds anyone will pay that price for those cans? You'd think it's a matter of life and death.
10/01/21 8:29:31
New delivery system introduced for Covid vaccine.
10/01/21 8:28:40
LIFE & DEATH: To get the best odds of surviving the pandemic bet with Honest Boris, turd accountant and failed piss-up in brewery organiser.
10/01/21 8:26:04
Do you know? Can you be sure?
10/01/21 8:16:16
What are the odds of those cans still being full tomorrow morning?
10/01/21 8:13:53
Corona lager redesigns its tins.
10/01/21 8:09:06
After all, we are all just fizzical beings.
10/01/21 8:05:30
Hands. Face. Spaced Out.
10/01/21 8:04:29
I'm guessing the odds are somewhere between V8 & WD40.
12/01/21 22:52:05
Liver little, with scarring.
10/01/21 10:51:25
The mortality rate
10/01/21 10:22:57
Ask Phil Collins
10/01/21 10:05:23
"Five to one he gets awayThat's the odds I'm going to giveFive to four they blast him awayThree to one he's going to live"(* From "Johnny" by Thin Lizzy *)
10/01/21 9:00:40
How cans of Pepsi look after a teenager in Asda coughs in your face.
10/01/21 8:01:13
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