The Incy Wincy Spider fan club defy lockdown rules.

14/11/20 12:01:04

The British Sign Language gesture for 'Michael Gove'.

14/11/20 12:15:31

"Just say if my cough is troubling you in any way"

14/11/20 12:22:04

In these uncertain times socially distancing palm reading has become extremely popular.

14/11/20 12:03:55

'But, Mr Cummings, The Barnard Castle Tandoori desperately needs this publicity, sir!'

14/11/20 12:00:43

"It's lovely to entertain our grandchildren via Zoom, but it's not the show we hoped to give. We had to turn Sooty, Sweep, Soo and Butch into face coverings to get into Tesco."

14/11/20 12:32:35

''Put tha camera away. We don't want those nerds on caption.me taking the piss out of us all afternoon.''

14/11/20 12:03:23

"Having won the Bingo Hourly Jackpot for the third time that evening, Nan and Sis hope to collect and get out before they are recognised as staff members."

14/11/20 13:55:23

Your new life expectancy is.....

14/11/20 12:02:05

The Naked Chef comes to check if clientele are enjoying his spuds.

14/11/20 12:00:08

No photos of Mick and Keith.

14/11/20 17:28:18

"I knew I shouldn't have kept my ecstasy tablets next to Grandma and Grandad's vitamin pills."

14/11/20 14:23:52

At the Sunnybank Care Home not all of the residents wanted their faces washing.

14/11/20 12:30:30

"Being wheelchair bound won't stop us from having a bloody good time"...said Doris and Mavis at their care home as they pushed open the door to the men's shower room using the power of telekinesis.

14/11/20 12:26:10

Practice makes perfect at the U3A Mime Artists Group.

14/11/20 12:10:20

The war generation's response to modern porn...

14/11/20 12:10:04

There's nothing funnier than watching 2 old ladies trying to take their shoes off

14/11/20 12:05:54

From different households and without masks, Edna and Joe were terrified of being spotted.

14/11/20 12:00:51

Some people are really crap at yoga.

14/11/20 21:41:05

Betty and Anne misunderstood the local lockdown rules and acted quickly when they spotted the BBC filming inside the red lion on Saturday.

14/11/20 20:54:35

The Daily Record try to photograph two grandmothers who are charged with historical smacking. The photographer thought they’d put their hands up to cover their faces, but when he ventured closer they smacked him round the ear hole.

14/11/20 20:53:01

Turn the flash off!!!!

14/11/20 20:50:47

The Hold In Girls

14/11/20 17:29:43

"Remember that time when we had to share a table with the Osmonds?"

14/11/20 16:32:55

"Welcome to church."

14/11/20 15:19:36

“Can you REMEMBER the last time we were at church? ...think it was Palm Sunday.”

14/11/20 14:42:09

Prince Charming by Adam and the Aunts

14/11/20 14:41:45

"What's wrong, Dad? Mum will be so surprised you're still in touch with our old babysitter, especially after she left so suddenly all those years ago."

14/11/20 14:35:41

Palma Nova

14/11/20 13:59:53

Shove Island

14/11/20 13:00:31

Grabbed-by-a-granny night

14/11/20 12:36:23

BREAKING NEWS: Peepo World Championship goes to extra time.

14/11/20 12:33:59

Beryl and Sandra dance their own interpretation of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush.

14/11/20 12:18:54

Alacoholics anonymous

14/11/20 12:18:04

These days, everybody's into Nude Puppet Show Revues.

14/11/20 12:14:23

TEN-A Ladies

14/11/20 12:13:18

"We know Gran Fu."

14/11/20 12:13:07

Lisa and Marge from the Facebook Frozen Shoulder group meet for the first time.

14/11/20 12:06:35