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"Mum, why dont we patent a board game about me always being hungry?"  "No, it would never catch on."
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

"Mum, why don't we patent a board game about me always being hungry?"

"No, it would never catch on."

14/10/20 19:08:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

"Mum, why couldn't we just be called river horse?"
"Shut up and learn how to say hipp-op-ot-a-mus."

14/10/20 20:06:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

"Can I have some Smarties Mum? Can I? Can I?"

"I'm BORED Mum. Can we go to the park?"

"Can I stay up late tonight to watch Family Guy Mum?"

"Mum, can we have a chippy tea later?"

14/10/20 19:15:26

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Lol. Love it --The Wolf
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"Ahhhhhhh"

"Yep, just as I thought there's nothing wrong with you. Now off to bloody school"

14/10/20 19:00:20

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Hippo-chondriac  --Dan Nicholls
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

"Here we have an image of the Most Dangerous Creature on Earth, The Mosquito."

14/10/20 19:31:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''You're a horrible, cruel mother. I wish I could have a hippo replacement.''

14/10/20 19:15:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"Mum, look how funny that caption is"

14/10/20 19:02:44

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Barrie Bullock Vote score: 642Barrie Bullock

Did you have long hair when you were a young hippy mom?

15/10/20 13:10:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

"Mum, I know I have a good brain, but do I have to spend my holiday learning more at the hippo campus?"

14/10/20 21:46:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"Mum, my throat's sore and I have toothache. My head is throbbing and my foot hurts. Am I dying?"
"Give over, you're just a hippochondriac."

14/10/20 19:25:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

🎵 Mud, mud, glor ... 🎵
"Oh, shut up."

14/10/20 19:13:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7228Hercules Rockefeller

Hippopotama

14/10/20 19:10:32

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"I crossed a hippo and a mouse." "What was the result?" "A hippopotamouse. And a very sore mouse." --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''These captions are crap, mum.''

''Don't be so hippocritical.''

14/10/20 19:05:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4236Crunchy Chords

"Fuuuuuuu*ck!"

Hippopottymouth

14/10/20 19:03:52

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

"no I'm not going to school they call me a fat unicorn!"

14/10/20 19:03:34

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

That yawning hippo so reminds me of my ex wife when she bent over just out the shower.

14/10/20 19:02:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4236Crunchy Chords

🎵".. . Hippo Birdy dear Daddy.. . Hippo Birdy Two Ewes!" 🎵
"Shut up, kid, Daddy has a hangover."
"Oh sure, after all your dad-jokes, NOW you don't like puns? You're such a hippocrite."

14/10/20 19:00:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4692Stu Dent

By George

14/10/20 19:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

"Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma."

14/10/20 23:19:37

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 696Charles Gilbert

"It's Hip hop mom, you wouldn't understand."

14/10/20 21:02:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9840Chris Keegan

It's when your own kids start shouting at you for using your lippy!

14/10/20 20:36:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9840Chris Keegan

Kids, you spend a bloody fortune taking them to the zoo and....

14/10/20 20:31:28

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 811alexandra ball

Mum I'm too sick for school.
You're going stop being a hippochondriac.

14/10/20 20:02:23

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"F*ck!"

"What did you say?"

"It was the Hippo-cratic Oath, Mum!"

14/10/20 19:55:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"Go on, mum...laugh."
"Son, one is not hippot-amused."

14/10/20 19:52:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

"If I was born after the death of my father, does that make me a hippoposthumous?"

14/10/20 19:40:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

Big girl, you are beautiful
Big girl, you are beautiful
Big girl, you are beautiful
Big girl, you are beautiful

14/10/20 19:37:34

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hippo."

"Yeah. Thanks, son."

14/10/20 19:23:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"You need to lose some weight Mum."

"I can't hear you son, I'm in de Nile."

14/10/20 19:09:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

Mum was Dad ever a Rhinoceros?
No. why do you ask?
It’s just the crocodiles say he must of been horny to go with you.

14/10/20 19:08:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

All the rest of the animal kingdom seem to have cute babies. Why not me? I can’t bear to look at you.

14/10/20 19:07:18

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Hey Mum, I think it may be time for you to book an electrolysis appointment now things are starting to open up again.”

14/10/20 19:03:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

Reggie Perrin didn't know he had a brother-in-law.

14/10/20 19:00:10

 
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