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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

You should always satanise your food.

15/10/20 8:40:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"Normally I play devil's avocado."

15/10/20 7:00:45

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 811alexandra ball

Bananadrama

15/10/20 8:25:41

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

"Fellow bananas all rise in the name of never being left in a school bag to blacken in the stench of pencil sharpenings and gym socks!... and fight we will against the new 2000 watt morphy Richards murderer they call 'King of smoothies'.. rise and be free... Free!

15/10/20 7:47:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

Nosfruitu

15/10/20 7:00:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

I knew there must be a bunch of them because he said “My name is Legion, for we are many.”

15/10/20 17:46:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6714James Lennox

Too much potassium has adverse effects.

15/10/20 7:18:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"HELLO DAVE...YOU'RE MY FYFFE NOW"

15/10/20 14:36:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9840Chris Keegan

Splitting Image

15/10/20 8:39:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

The fruit of all evil

15/10/20 8:39:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

He's the worst of a bad bunch.

15/10/20 7:32:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6714James Lennox

Banana-split-personality

15/10/20 7:17:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"I'm not normally one for conspiracy theories, but that Banana has been in my bag all day with my 5G phone"

15/10/20 7:00:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4236Crunchy Chords

"I was found guilty of public nudity but I have the right of a peel."

15/10/20 7:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

Peelzebub

15/10/20 7:00:05

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 642Barrie Bullock

I'm not sure about using ths new dildo.

15/10/20 13:16:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

"BOO!"

15/10/20 10:43:04

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

After many years of visits to the child psychologist, my parents were told never to let me watch Flash Gordon again. Imagine the traumatic reaction I had upon seeing Emperor Ming appear on the 8.a.m photo
this morning.

15/10/20 8:59:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Due to the Pope and papal team all being placed in the vulnerable category during lockdown, the Vatican’s daily message is now being delivered by one of their advocates.

15/10/20 8:43:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

Fruits of the Loon

15/10/20 7:43:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

Not quite the horror I expected to see after peeling back the four skins

15/10/20 7:41:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

He's a bit of a bruiser

15/10/20 7:41:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

He might look evil but he's a big softie underneath.

15/10/20 7:17:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

The Demon Banana of Fleet Street.

15/10/20 7:12:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8325stone face

Day 186 of lockdown- I think Dad has finally flipped.

15/10/20 7:10:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"The mother in law has been suffering from terrible anxiety lately, so I'm helping prepare her food."

15/10/20 7:08:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''You look a dreadful mess.''

''It's because I'm not peeling well.''

15/10/20 7:06:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

"This morning I peeled a banana and saw the face of Jesus, didn't I love?"

"Don't be absurd! It was Cardinal Richelieu wearing goggles!"

15/10/20 7:02:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

Now that's a man with a peel.

15/10/20 7:00:57

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Fozzgog B. Vote score: 367Fozzgog B.

Banana nana, nana, nana - BATMAN!!

15/10/20 20:53:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

I know he’s stationary in the photo but five minutes later he went bananas.

15/10/20 17:50:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

Hail Seitan!

15/10/20 14:06:36

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

The Prisoner of Azkabanana

15/10/20 13:49:13

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

Scared out of my skin.

15/10/20 9:44:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

Diet and Exorcise

15/10/20 8:57:57

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

The Devil Wears Larder

15/10/20 8:57:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

Luci-fer got to take the banana.

15/10/20 8:51:36

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

So it was you who murdered the potato?

15/10/20 7:41:47

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1262Dot Old

I'm frightened of Geests

15/10/20 7:41:46

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

He's gone mouldy

15/10/20 7:41:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the SCARES

15/10/20 7:32:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

Horror Smoothie

15/10/20 7:32:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

"Why don't you wait here while I slip into something more comfortable."

15/10/20 7:18:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''I've never felt at ease with myself. I just don't feel happy in my own skin.''

15/10/20 7:15:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

"Not much. I'm just sitting on the can with my pants peeled down."

15/10/20 7:11:16

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5240Chris Halliwell

Fruit of the Doom.

15/10/20 7:01:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"I'm here to collect Fyffe souls."

15/10/20 7:00:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

"I'm a horny Geest, baby! Yeah!"

15/10/20 7:00:09

 
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