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"Hi. Can I have an hour with the one with the huge oval head, hairy ears and scaly tits?"  "No sorry, Tina from Doncaster doesnt work on Saturdays. How about an Alien?"
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The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"Hi. Can I have an hour with the one with the huge oval head, hairy ears and scaly tits?"

"No sorry, Tina from Doncaster doesn't work on Saturdays. How about an Alien?"

17/10/20 7:02:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''It's sex, Jim, but not as we know it.''

17/10/20 7:01:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

The Sex Files

17/10/20 7:00:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

Star Whores

17/10/20 14:21:33

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Due to Gav’s recent visit to the cathouse he was now very much in the doghouse.

17/10/20 7:17:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

Sextraterrestrial

17/10/20 8:38:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9840Chris Keegan

Re entries half price

17/10/20 8:28:13

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Careful not to burn up on re entry. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

The name is a bit strange I agree but the sex is out of this world

17/10/20 7:42:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

Close Encounters of the Furred Kind

17/10/20 7:00:04

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

Star Trick

17/10/20 14:23:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

I want to have sex in Uranus

17/10/20 7:37:13

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C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

"We come in peace."

17/10/20 7:07:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

Star Tricking across the Universe

17/10/20 7:01:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

"Houston, we have a boner."

17/10/20 8:44:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

Pacific Rim - $100

17/10/20 7:38:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 2267Molly R

Featuring Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

17/10/20 7:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

Guaranteed to give you an organism

17/10/20 7:00:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

In Space, no one can hear you scream

17/10/20 7:00:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

Here cum the Men in Black ♪

17/10/20 7:00:13

 
Sam Bo Vote score: 28Sam Bo

Trip advisors 4th most popular Alien Cathouse brothel in Vegas

17/10/20 16:56:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

The Day the Earth Moved

17/10/20 8:10:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4692Stu Dent

Sex here is out of this world

17/10/20 8:00:09

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11724 Smuldo

Independence Lay.

17/10/20 7:59:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

Alien Vs Sex Predator

17/10/20 7:31:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

E.T. bone home

17/10/20 7:20:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

"Beam me up Tabby."

17/10/20 7:13:14

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

Come with a saucer of milk?

17/10/20 7:06:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6714James Lennox

The Rodswell Incident

17/10/20 7:03:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''$200 for ten minutes! Which planet are you living on?''

17/10/20 7:02:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6714James Lennox

"Hi Dave, your usual, the 'Area 69' room?"

17/10/20 7:02:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

My favourite is Seven of Nine, lives.

18/10/20 6:46:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

The last time I went there I had too many pan galactic gargle blasters, forgot my safe word and ended up covered in crop circles.

18/10/20 6:18:18

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 149Eugene Quill

"No, I think I'll just put some air and water in my saucer and get back to my wife in Area 51!"

17/10/20 15:10:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

Hey, that arrow points straight to my ex-wife's house. I wonder why.

17/10/20 15:01:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

"It's grotesque, they have removeable parts and limbs, when I left, she said the sex was fun, and if I come back she'd keep an eye out for me."

17/10/20 14:27:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

"Don't ask for the Cat o nine tails, it's effing real and she looks and behaves like a furry octopus."

17/10/20 14:02:34

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5792Paul Reeve

Many men cum and enjoyed an out of body experience at this place.

17/10/20 9:48:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

It does lack catmosphere

17/10/20 9:28:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

I wouldn’t recommend it there are no women just little green men.

17/10/20 9:27:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7228Hercules Rockefeller

"Damn foreigners are always snatching up all the good businesses."

17/10/20 8:53:44

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 811alexandra ball

Well they had to earn a wage after that terrible movie Cats.

17/10/20 8:32:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15400Dan Nicholls

"Well what IS the right hole, you've got 38!?"

17/10/20 8:28:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4692Stu Dent

Ground control to member Tom

17/10/20 8:02:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

"Wonders galore! Plenty of big bangs and black holes inside"
"How crude, hawking every time"

17/10/20 7:57:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

I've heard Susie has a lovely purr.

17/10/20 7:56:27

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11724 Smuldo

Take Me to your Breeder...

17/10/20 7:56:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

"Been here before, it's got no atmosphere."

17/10/20 7:51:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

You're very welcome to come into our personal space

17/10/20 7:49:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

Bounty Punters Welcome

17/10/20 7:41:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

One of the Oldest Professions in the World. It all began with The Monolith.

17/10/20 7:38:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

The last whore I had there Saturn my face

17/10/20 7:38:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''It gets five red dwarf stars on Strip Adviser.''

17/10/20 7:31:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

Get your kit off

17/10/20 7:29:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''It's the place to visit, if you're looking for strange pussy.''

17/10/20 7:12:36

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

The men that we're interviewed during the vice squad raid, said they were ”feline out of this world.”

17/10/20 7:06:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

No littering!

17/10/20 7:03:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

"Down to earth but up to scratch!"

17/10/20 7:01:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

After parting company with Sigourney Weaver, Jonesey the cat sets up a successful spin-off business.

17/10/20 7:00:29

 
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