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Patient: "Doc, I'm in pain."Doctor: "Show me where it's tender."
12/10/20 19:01:15
Change comes from within.
12/10/20 21:25:36
"Think I'm made of money?"
12/10/20 19:00:26
Steve has a heart of gold.
12/10/20 19:00:28
"I've put on a few pounds"
12/10/20 19:17:58
“Excuse me, do you have any spare change on you?”
12/10/20 19:00:49
7.55pm, October 12th, 2020, and I've hit hard times. The latest Government restrictions and support packages mean I'm short of money to pay the bills by £50. There's nothing else I can do, I'll have to copy and paste 'Treasure Chest'. Surely I'll be the only one, the rest of them will be having sex...
12/10/20 21:13:30
Dave always has a tough time getting through airport security.
12/10/20 19:28:13
“Blimey Dave, you’ve lost a few pounds since I last saw you”
12/10/20 19:00:14
A chest full of dollars
12/10/20 19:00:07
Treasure chest
12/10/20 19:00:04
"Au, that's an impressive sixty-pack!"
12/10/20 22:16:08
Nudismatist
12/10/20 20:02:27
He likes to keep abreast of his finances.
12/10/20 19:47:04
Pieces I ate
12/10/20 19:32:23
The Full Minty
12/10/20 19:16:23
Johnny Cash
12/10/20 19:00:10
12/10/20 19:00:06
Treasure Chest
"This week I have been mostly eating...Krugerrands!"
13/10/20 0:20:43
Dave reckons it's a good way to attract a high rate of interest
12/10/20 20:06:27
"Don't be silly, Dave. Your shirt'll get covered in chocolate."
12/10/20 19:17:22
"You told me to change my vest"
12/10/20 19:08:28
Buck Rogers
12/10/20 19:05:51
Kev always keeps abreast of his bank balance.
12/10/20 19:04:15
The Six Million Dollar Man
12/10/20 19:01:45
I love it when a man flexes his financial muscles.
12/10/20 19:01:09
Ok Michael Phelps, stop showing off
12/10/20 19:00:35
Personal finance
13/10/20 15:13:04
"Have you ever seen anything like this before, Doctor?""Yes, one of my private patients, a Mr Beckham, has a similar condition on another part of his body."
13/10/20 14:34:32
Invest
13/10/20 5:47:16
Bullionhair
13/10/20 3:14:58
Swallowing the coins wasn't too bad, but where he hid the bullion made his eyes water.
13/10/20 2:28:03
They’ve found Medallion Man alive and well, aged 97, running a disco in Spain!
13/10/20 2:23:09
One of the three tenners
13/10/20 0:42:35
"You exshpect me to talk, Goldfinger?""No, I expect you to look and see if there's more under my fly, Mr Bond!"
12/10/20 23:31:20
You should see his c-ock of gold.
12/10/20 23:18:27
He has been edited. His change has been saved.
12/10/20 22:48:30
Nice investment
12/10/20 22:30:58
Putting on Pounds
12/10/20 22:05:40
"Thank god! I thought you were a copper!"
12/10/20 20:45:28
Masculine arms, but I think he's on the change.
12/10/20 20:44:25
Terry's All Gold
12/10/20 20:20:01
"Show me the money."
12/10/20 20:12:25
Titcoins!
12/10/20 20:08:19
Money laundering
12/10/20 20:01:38
Steve was getting changed
12/10/20 20:00:33
He's actually worth buttons
12/10/20 19:56:12
Bob made his fortune as an ostrich impersonator, although he found it quite hard to swallow.
12/10/20 19:55:06
I will avoid a caption about the coins under his shirt and point to the fact that his left arm looks like he has a chimpanzee in a head lock.
12/10/20 19:54:49
Ha, ha, they thought I sold it all, thought Gordon Brown.
12/10/20 19:47:01
"It's bullet proof, inflation proof, but best of all it's wife proof."
12/10/20 19:43:28
Where there's stomach there's brass.
12/10/20 19:42:12
"Ah, the missing dollars. There's something I really need to get off my chest."
12/10/20 19:37:19
Mike Pence
12/10/20 19:37:10
"You're a bully Ian."
12/10/20 19:34:33
"I always thought he was a stuffed shirt"
12/10/20 19:34:20
I cents there's something wrong here...
12/10/20 19:31:31
Thrupenny bits
12/10/20 19:27:58
It won't be in there for long. His girlfriend's a gold digger.
12/10/20 19:26:25
"When I think of you my heart pounds."
12/10/20 19:20:39
"I see Tom's off out on the pull tonight."
12/10/20 19:18:20
Pecsavers
12/10/20 19:16:16
Dave gets invited to lots of parties. He provides dou-bloons.
12/10/20 19:12:58
"Oooh, cheque him out!"
12/10/20 19:10:06
"Come on, Dave, you put those wishes back in that fountain right now!"
12/10/20 19:09:03
Cash in the hip
12/10/20 19:08:38
The Incredible Bulk Cash
12/10/20 19:07:51
Metal Mickey
12/10/20 19:06:36
But nobody actually knew just how many of them were in circulation
12/10/20 19:03:05
He also had a financial support
12/10/20 19:01:48
William was more commonly known as One Dollar Bill
12/10/20 19:01:17
He's minted
12/10/20 19:00:50