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"Jane, when you said you had an affair whilst working at Monkey World, I presumed you meant with a member of staff"
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The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"Jane, when you said you had an affair whilst working at Monkey World, I presumed you meant with a member of staff"

13/10/20 7:00:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

Janet of the Apes

13/10/20 7:02:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

That moment you realise your wife has been getting up to monkey business behind your back.

13/10/20 7:04:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

Nine months after a drunken one night stand you discover just how drunk you were.

13/10/20 7:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

2022, Covid-19 has been eliminated but questions remain about side effects from the vaccine.

13/10/20 7:00:06

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Ooh, anti-vaxxer bait... --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

I knew it was a monkey straight away. Humans who wear this type of clothing have worse teeth.

13/10/20 7:00:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

Baba Lazarou

13/10/20 7:00:10

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"You're my midwife now" --Mark England
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4765Lucky Elperro

After months of planning an escape from London zoo, Louie finally made his move.

13/10/20 16:16:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

You can tell it's Trump's by the white circles around the eyes.

13/10/20 13:23:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

This is what happens when you get dressed and put your make up on in the dark.

13/10/20 7:27:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10513Mr Dome

A chimp off the old block

13/10/20 7:18:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"But darling, what makes you think she's not yours?"

13/10/20 7:01:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9840Chris Keegan

"We had such a time at the zoo, Emma was feeding the monkeys when it suddenly started to pour so I threw her jacket on and here we are......OH MY GOD! EMMMMMMAAAAA!!!!!"

13/10/20 9:31:38

 
stone face Vote score: 8325stone face

"I never slept with that woman." Liam Gallagher denies he has a love child.

13/10/20 7:08:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 2267Molly R

Bless her, she's teething.

13/10/20 7:00:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4236Crunchy Chords

Growler Monkey

13/10/20 14:18:28

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

The Hooded Jaw

13/10/20 13:04:44

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 811alexandra ball

Don't stare, every baby is beautiful.

13/10/20 10:40:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

Arctic Monkey

13/10/20 8:41:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

Cousin It’s love child, You Rang Atang.

13/10/20 8:38:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

"She must go to the same dentist as Margaret Covi ... Ferrier."

13/10/20 8:06:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4692Stu Dent

Monkey Gland

13/10/20 7:58:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

"All dressed up?"
"Yes, I'm going to be a star. Someone mentioned that Sir David Attenborough was filming in the area"

13/10/20 7:32:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

Now where did I put my daughter? I took her to the zoo and... oh no!

13/10/20 7:22:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

"Darling, it's your turn to put Bubbles in the bath."

13/10/20 7:12:13

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf


”There obviously a lot more involved in an adoption from Monkeyworld than I thought Gary.”
”At least we have Amazon Prime Caz, so we won’t get fleeced sending it back.”

13/10/20 7:04:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

Every Which Way But Louise

13/10/20 7:00:53

 
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