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Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"This year's a bumper crop

10/10/20 19:15:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

"For God's sake Norman, put your foot down or it'll ketchup with us."

10/10/20 19:00:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: Heavy plant traffic leads to big increase in greenhouse gases.

10/10/20 19:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11197Neil Mackenzie

America deny supplying genetically modified food to the UK market.

10/10/20 19:37:32

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4692Stu Dent

That's what happens when you buy your car on HP

10/10/20 19:28:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

VW Passata

10/10/20 19:12:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6714James Lennox

"Dave, I think we're being followed."

10/10/20 19:15:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

"I'm sorry Julie. You've failed your driving test because you seemed distracted"

10/10/20 19:06:48

 
Mark England Vote score: 17471Mark England

"Hello pet insurance. This is the circus calling. We were doing a parade when this giant tomato came out of nowhere and ran over one of our painted green elephants.."

10/10/20 20:10:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23332Ian Skelding

"You say tomato, I say ... put your bloody foot down."

10/10/20 19:11:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9316The Wolf

April 2020. I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened the curtains and saw a car making an unnecessary journey.

10/10/20 19:02:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21087John Glover

"If Raymond was going to commit suicide, he wanted to do it like most of things he did, in a spectacular fashion. He hit the tomato head on at 110mph, it was just, pure Ray."

11/10/20 13:29:44

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 696Charles Gilbert

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes II

~The Revenge~

10/10/20 21:49:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

"Shhh, you'll hurt his feelings!"

"No, I'm sorry but your mate Tom is a massive vegetable! There, I said it!"

10/10/20 19:02:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

Nissan Cherry tomato.

10/10/20 19:00:39

 
Sam Bo Vote score: 28Sam Bo

During lockdown Dave was so bored he developed a new electric car in the shape of an enormous tomato.

11/10/20 17:29:20

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Look out Basil!

11/10/20 7:08:29

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

The explosion at the Miracle Gro factory has had a huge impact.

11/10/20 7:07:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6251Greg Curtis

“It’s following us, CHECK the rear-view: That’s THE SAME tomato...”

11/10/20 6:38:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

On towmato

10/10/20 21:46:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"Dave, couldn't we just be like normal people...and have a caravan?"

10/10/20 20:57:31

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 368Ellen Duncalf

”There’s a giant beef tomato outside our house Donald. It even has it’s own designated ”T marks the spot” parking space.”

”That’s enough of that Hilda. Let’s get your coat on ready for the Dementia club.”

10/10/20 19:37:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

"Who put that thing there?"

"Bet it was that Bloody Mary"

10/10/20 19:29:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 17471Mark England

"Quick, pull over and let it passata"

10/10/20 19:10:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 2066Al Overy

"Bloody Comic Relief Day!"

10/10/20 19:07:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7228Hercules Rockefeller

Jim's car was about to be tomatoed.

10/10/20 19:04:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

Fruit of the vroom.

10/10/20 19:03:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7228Hercules Rockefeller

"I could've had a V8 engine."

10/10/20 19:01:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5168Karyn Harrison

Tom Cruise

10/10/20 19:00:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5061Kenny Ireland

Surprisingly it's NOT a route vegetable.

11/10/20 20:48:11

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Souper highway

11/10/20 7:04:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6251Greg Curtis

“In the culinary world, it’s a vegetable; botanically, a fruit; and AUTOMOTIVELY......a lemon.”

11/10/20 5:52:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ One ton tomato ...♫ ♬

11/10/20 3:52:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2910Scrijjy Doo

Sport Utility Vegetable

10/10/20 21:50:22

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 811alexandra ball

Tomato coupe

10/10/20 21:41:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

Kia Ceed

10/10/20 21:32:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

Vine Street

10/10/20 21:14:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

"Did you know that a tomato is a nightshade?"
"If you don't drive faster, it's lights out."

10/10/20 20:58:35

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11724 Smuldo

En Froute.

10/10/20 20:52:13

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5505Ron Allan

Waddingtons Ltd 1949..Rejected Cluedo Death No86

10/10/20 20:31:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6718Vivvy En

"Did we get a lottery ticket, love? I feel lucky and tonight's a rollover."

10/10/20 19:58:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6409C CaMel

Dolmio Rally

10/10/20 19:53:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32856Tony Edwards

There is no escape from the au-tomato-n called Rover.

10/10/20 19:48:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1988Willie Johnson

"What is that behind you?"
"It's a tomato focaccia."

10/10/20 19:44:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''Darling, it's just in case you run out of juice.''

10/10/20 19:41:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13599Vanessa the Guesser

Has this car been tomato souped up?

10/10/20 19:15:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12064Dave Bryan

''I told you to go easy with the Tomorite.''

10/10/20 19:13:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7123Glyn Evans

Visit Bury.

10/10/20 19:11:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13030Stephen Bean

Vine Diesel

10/10/20 19:06:51

 
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