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"Right! No more kids!", shouted Mr Melon. "Theres no room in the car when we go on holiday!"
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Al Overy Vote score: 1700Al Overy

"Right! No more kids!", shouted Mr Melon. "There's no room in the car when we go on holiday!"

11/09/20 7:10:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9565Chris Keegan

Opel Fruit

11/09/20 7:13:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12443Stephen Bean

Pip My Ride

11/09/20 7:23:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

Fruit of the Vroom

11/09/20 7:00:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

In hindsight I should've bought a normal air freshener...

11/09/20 7:01:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12443Stephen Bean

Fruit machine

11/09/20 7:41:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12443Stephen Bean

Cantacoupe

11/09/20 7:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

"F*cking typical. It had to be today that I get a puncture and need access to my spare tyre..."

11/09/20 7:19:33

 
Molly R Vote score: 2189Molly R

Mummy, why have you filled my dinky car with gooseberries?

11/09/20 7:04:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 749alexandra ball

Barbara please stop with the offers! Just because you can doesn't always mean you should.

11/09/20 14:53:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

The wife of The Man from Del Monte she say, ''Get these f-cking melons out of the car, I need to take the kids to school.''

11/09/20 7:38:59

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

This time next year Rodney we could be melonaires!

11/09/20 7:17:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1700Al Overy

Melonia Trunk

11/09/20 7:09:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13374Vanessa the Guesser

"Some idiot tried to cut me up!"

11/09/20 7:07:06

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Watermelons: 500
Petrol: 50
Plank of wood: 5
The sight of 200 watermelons rolling and crashing down the road after tailgate flies open: Priceless

11/09/20 7:01:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6174C CaMel

"Your UmBonger is 2 minutes away."

11/09/20 9:48:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2859GeeDee

When you said your wife had melons to die for..this isn't what I had in mind

11/09/20 9:15:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

"Are we pear yet?"

11/09/20 8:44:11

 
stone face Vote score: 8264stone face

My sad old bitch collects and loads this fruit for me.
She's a melon collie dog.

11/09/20 7:01:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Van Morrisons

11/09/20 7:00:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

Dad filled the car so his daughter can’t elope.

11/09/20 17:49:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

"Bakers, your theme today is: Fruit and Cars!" said Mel-an' Sue-baru.

11/09/20 14:26:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2801Scrijjy Doo

Patch Back

11/09/20 12:25:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

'Due to the horrific nature of the accident, we could only publish the 'before' picture.'

11/09/20 10:52:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

"You got a deal on five years worth of watermelons? You realize that most of them will be rotten in a couple of weeks?"

11/09/20 8:48:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15358Dan Nicholls

Preparations were afoot for the jungle tenpin bowling championships.

11/09/20 8:43:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

"It's a gourd little runner."

11/09/20 8:37:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

Oh, you got one of them at half off.

11/09/20 8:33:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

".....you bring the vodka"

11/09/20 8:30:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

"You're twisting my melon, man."

11/09/20 8:28:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"Take 125"
Scene where Frances 'Baby' carries the water melon

11/09/20 8:26:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Darling, why is the car full of melons?''

''They'd run out of turnips.''

11/09/20 7:52:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12443Stephen Bean

Vitamin cc

11/09/20 7:28:42

 
stone face Vote score: 8264stone face

🎵"They call me melon yellow.."🎵

11/09/20 7:24:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6430James Lennox

"Dad, open the door, I think Malcolm's going to be sick, he looks red."

11/09/20 7:19:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I don't believe it!''

11/09/20 7:09:22

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 23148Ian Skelding

"Never had watermelon with a lemon before."

11/09/20 7:07:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 266Ellen Duncalf

Only fruits and horses.

11/09/20 7:07:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

"We're running on empty, time to give it some juice"

11/09/20 7:05:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13374Vanessa the Guesser

Katie Price packs for her next holiday.

11/09/20 7:00:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23148Ian Skelding

🎵 Watermelon Van

11/09/20 7:00:11

 
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