"Mummy, can I have a donkey ride?"
- "There's no donkeys here love"
- "Yes there is, I heard daddy saying he saw a lovely ass on the beach"

16/11/20 12:53:32

Second place, Double Amputees Beauty Contest.

16/11/20 12:04:09

''We are still having problems with social distancing in the office. Could you please continue to work from home?''

16/11/20 12:01:27

"She was intelligent, attractive, sporty, had a great body."

"So why did you dump her, Ted?"

"She didn't like superglue jokes."

16/11/20 12:04:23

"Ooh, that lady's sat in our place while we nipped to the ice-cream van. Shall we tell her we buried Dad there?"

"No, judging from where Dad's head was, I think he might want her to stay there a bit longer."

16/11/20 12:02:15

Ignore this. My wife is staring over my shoulder, so I'm just pretending to write a caption.

16/11/20 15:00:20

Willie's girlfriend marvelling at the explosion of one-handed typing errors on caption.me

16/11/20 15:25:32

"If only I had somewhere to park my bike."

16/11/20 14:47:08

This is an urgent message from NHS Track and Trace. We think you may have come into contact with someone with Covid19. We're not usually successful in tracing people so not sure what to suggest really, any ideas?

16/11/20 12:43:59

It's taken me 26 minutes to notice that bicycle.

16/11/20 12:28:06

I don't rate this photo for caption.me, the bicycles are out of focus.

16/11/20 12:03:06

The body bootyful

16/11/20 12:01:51

I'm forever being accused of burying my head in the sand. Well, it finally paid off.

16/11/20 12:01:17

Beach bum

16/11/20 12:00:04

Sun, sea and text.

16/11/20 15:11:21

'I'll be along shortly, I'm just having a poo'

16/11/20 14:41:20

♫ ♬ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream . . . ♫ ♬

16/11/20 14:38:25

"We shall fight on the beaches . . ."

16/11/20 14:36:24

From Here To Maturnity

16/11/20 14:35:34

Sexting on the Beach.

16/11/20 12:46:37

Babewatch

16/11/20 12:45:51

"As every experienced photographer will know, it's not easy keeping your camera level when you're having a wank."

16/11/20 12:34:08

"Hey, check out this photograph of my new girlfriend hanging out at the beach..."

"Wow! Nice one. What are her face and personality like?"

"What? F*ck knows. Who cares?"

16/11/20 12:32:44

Message from caption.me: "We're behind you!"

16/11/20 12:15:27

"Which button makes the Panorama screen go back into focus?"

16/11/20 12:14:39

She's texting her boyfriend, Dave the metal detector man, to see if he's found another hoard.

When accused of being a 'gold digger' she normally replies, "Well if he can be one, so can I".

16/11/20 12:12:08

I love being on the beach at the crack of Dawn.

16/11/20 12:11:05

Sandcarsel

16/11/20 12:08:28