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"Mummy, can I have a donkey ride?" - "Theres no donkeys here love" - "Yes there is, I heard daddy saying he saw a lovely ass on the beach"
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 10197Chris Keegan

"Mummy, can I have a donkey ride?"
- "There's no donkeys here love"
- "Yes there is, I heard daddy saying he saw a lovely ass on the beach"

16/11/20 12:53:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 2384Molly R

Second place, Double Amputees Beauty Contest.

16/11/20 12:04:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12724Dave Bryan

''We are still having problems with social distancing in the office. Could you please continue to work from home?''

16/11/20 12:01:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3130Al Overy

"She was intelligent, attractive, sporty, had a great body."

"So why did you dump her, Ted?"

"She didn't like superglue jokes."

16/11/20 12:04:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14035Stephen Bean

"Ooh, that lady's sat in our place while we nipped to the ice-cream van. Shall we tell her we buried Dad there?"

"No, judging from where Dad's head was, I think he might want her to stay there a bit longer."

16/11/20 12:02:15

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James Lennox Vote score: 7306James Lennox

Ignore this. My wife is staring over my shoulder, so I'm just pretending to write a caption.

16/11/20 15:00:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4402Crunchy Chords

Willie's girlfriend marvelling at the explosion of one-handed typing errors on caption.me

16/11/20 15:25:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7306James Lennox

"If only I had somewhere to park my bike."

16/11/20 14:47:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10294The Wolf

This is an urgent message from NHS Track and Trace. We think you may have come into contact with someone with Covid19. We're not usually successful in tracing people so not sure what to suggest really, any ideas?

16/11/20 12:43:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14035Stephen Bean

It's taken me 26 minutes to notice that bicycle.

16/11/20 12:28:06

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Dot Old Vote score: 1343Dot Old

I don't rate this photo for caption.me, the bicycles are out of focus.

16/11/20 12:03:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33196Tony Edwards

The body bootyful

16/11/20 12:01:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10197Chris Keegan

I'm forever being accused of burying my head in the sand. Well, it finally paid off.

16/11/20 12:01:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14035Stephen Bean

Beach bum

16/11/20 12:00:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11392Neil Mackenzie

Sun, sea and text.

16/11/20 15:11:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10907Mr Dome

'I'll be along shortly, I'm just having a poo'

16/11/20 14:41:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3074Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream . . . ♫ ♬

16/11/20 14:38:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3074Scrijjy Doo

"We shall fight on the beaches . . ."

16/11/20 14:36:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3074Scrijjy Doo

From Here To Maturnity

16/11/20 14:35:34

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5297Chris Halliwell

Sexting on the Beach.

16/11/20 12:46:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33196Tony Edwards

Babewatch

16/11/20 12:45:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14035Stephen Bean

"As every experienced photographer will know, it's not easy keeping your camera level when you're having a wank."

16/11/20 12:34:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10294The Wolf

"Hey, check out this photograph of my new girlfriend hanging out at the beach..."

"Wow! Nice one. What are her face and personality like?"

"What? F*ck knows. Who cares?"

16/11/20 12:32:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33196Tony Edwards

Message from caption.me: "We're behind you!"

16/11/20 12:15:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7352Glyn Evans

"Which button makes the Panorama screen go back into focus?"

16/11/20 12:14:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14035Stephen Bean

She's texting her boyfriend, Dave the metal detector man, to see if he's found another hoard.

When accused of being a 'gold digger' she normally replies, "Well if he can be one, so can I".

16/11/20 12:12:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14035Stephen Bean

I love being on the beach at the crack of Dawn.

16/11/20 12:11:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4992Stu Dent

Sandcarsel

16/11/20 12:08:28

 
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