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Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

Yawnithology

24/07/20 20:25:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Hitchcock made a cameo appearance in almost aviary film he made.

24/07/20 20:15:26

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Touching his mouth after handling a library book is more scary than any of his movies nowadays.

24/07/20 20:45:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

THE WORLD OF BIRDS. A-ZZZZZZZZZZ.....

24/07/20 20:47:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"Excuse me sir, I think you might find a book by Daphne du Maurier more exciting."

24/07/20 20:14:45

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

Hitchcock was forced to cut shocking bird bath scenes from his movie.

25/07/20 6:11:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Unlike captioneers, Hitchcock wasn't a fan of word botching.

24/07/20 20:04:32

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Yawning, no this is my shocked face and that's why I'm a director and not an actor"

25/07/20 8:56:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

"The blurb on the back cover mentions tits and cocks. I've got to page 128 and I still haven't seen any"

24/07/20 23:22:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

He doesn't exactly look Spellbound.

24/07/20 20:23:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Dial M for Murder (of Crows)

24/07/20 20:23:22

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Strangers on a Crane

24/07/20 20:23:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Bored of the Wings

24/07/20 20:08:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords
Yawnithology

24/07/20 20:00:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

A little bird told me this might make a good movie.

24/07/20 20:51:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

An unusual bird he didn't recognise had shat all over Alfred's car and he wanted to find out whodunnit.

24/07/20 20:27:32

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

In his later years it would be a Technicolour yawn.

24/07/20 20:08:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Is it a blue tit or is it a great tit? These ornithologists are masters of suspense.''

24/07/20 20:01:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

"If I'm ever going to make a thrilling film from this boring book I'll have to cut out the world of crap in the middle."

24/07/20 20:00:16

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

He'll be getting his head down, having got down into his head.

26/07/20 16:10:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"A world ravaged by turkeys? - no!..."

25/07/20 8:29:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

The illustrations were also defunct and drawn.

25/07/20 4:45:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Whoever recommended this book was squawking shit"




25/07/20 0:59:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Alf read which flock.

24/07/20 21:35:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Once he'd got past the section on boobies, the rest was pretty tedious...

24/07/20 21:08:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"Ready to go home, shall I call for your car sir?"
"No thanks, I'm going to Hitch hike."


24/07/20 20:45:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

"Yawwwn, there are lots of boring bird diseases in this book, alhough I suppose I could make a film about mad crow disease."

24/07/20 20:30:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Phew I must stop itching my cock.

24/07/20 20:21:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10133Mr Dome

What a flock of shit

24/07/20 20:20:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"This needs musical accompaniment."

24/07/20 20:17:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Although he found the book of how they make ships "riveting"

24/07/20 20:14:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Who’s the publisher?
Oh Penguin.

24/07/20 20:07:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

Must be up to "Woodpecker", people often find them boring.

24/07/20 20:06:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Damn, I thought it was The World of Bards, that would have been much more interesting."

24/07/20 20:05:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

The man who knows too much

24/07/20 20:03:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10133Mr Dome

What a tit

24/07/20 20:00:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

He has had to do this for every film since his wife caught him looking at photos of women in the shower.

24/07/20 20:00:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Excuse me, sir. You're not allowed to sleep in the library.''

24/07/20 20:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Alfred Woodcock

24/07/20 20:00:06

 
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