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"Love, your dinners on the hob"
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Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"Love, your dinner's on the hob"

30/06/20 12:32:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''To be honest, Jane, I'm not that hungry.''

30/06/20 12:00:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"George darling, I'm home, did you miss me while I was away?"

30/06/20 12:15:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

Following 3 months of lockdown restaurants are delighted to reopen with social distancing being observed for health reasons. The kitchens will be operating as normal.

30/06/20 12:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Some people can't help spilling the beans.

30/06/20 12:49:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

The Great British Bake On

30/06/20 12:40:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

Jezuz Karyn, maybe take a day off captioning and wipe a dish cloth round your kitchen?

30/06/20 12:02:48

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Would you care to explain what you mean here anon? Confused. And this is not my kitchen by the way.  --Karyn Harrison
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

Come die with me.

30/06/20 12:43:24

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5702Paul Reeve

“That’s all my fishing bait done darling, I’ve given the cooker a good clean , but knowing how fussy you are you may want to run a cloth over it again.”

30/06/20 12:20:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Dave, you do know this Cillit Bang hob cleaner works better when the spray bottle nozzle is in the "on" position

30/06/20 14:02:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

"I know it's short notice, but Mother's on her way round for a quick bite"
"No worries, I'm sure I can scrape something together!"

30/06/20 13:20:59

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Ready Steady....Fuck....look at the state of that.

30/06/20 12:38:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

Heston Blumenthal says you now scrape it off and serve with seasonal vegetables."

30/06/20 12:41:32

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

The cook was sacked because he forgot to wash his hands.

30/06/20 12:22:46

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

"That smoke alarm wouldn't stop going off, when the missus was doing the tea yesterday. I wouldn't mind, but she was only doing a salad."

30/06/20 12:20:17

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

I was so hungry I could have eaten a scabby donkey.
You just did.

30/06/20 12:18:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

How to make sure you are not asked to do the cooking again.

30/06/20 12:15:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

DisasterChef

30/06/20 12:02:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

You missed a spot.

30/06/20 19:17:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6158Greg Curtis

"Nice, and you can eat off these floors: There's some spaghetti over there, Cheerios..."

30/06/20 16:28:28

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Karyns Kitchens Cleaning Ltd.
We build our business on our reputation for quality.

30/06/20 14:24:40

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

After 3 months of cleaning the kitchen area, Chinese take-aways are ready to open.

30/06/20 12:46:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

For Sale: Pans come included with the cooker whether you want them or not.

30/06/20 12:44:02

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

I'm amazed you havn't got rats in this kitchen.
Why inspector?
That pans filthy.

30/06/20 12:21:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Dave would have preferred his wife to be filthy in the bedroom.

30/06/20 12:18:19

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Hygena Oven & Hob....yeah right.

30/06/20 12:06:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

MIKE, RICK, VYVYAN! Are lentils for tea again okay with you guys?"

30/06/20 12:02:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

Easy Break Oven

30/06/20 12:00:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Must be a indeshit

30/06/20 12:00:30

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

Taibi honest, I wouldn't consider her a keeper.

01/07/20 19:40:51

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

Fuck! How did they get into my kitchen.

01/07/20 0:45:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

Nice to know that you've got emergency rations.

30/06/20 19:20:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

When you treat a stove like it's disposable.

30/06/20 19:11:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

To remove that mess, all it takes is one match.
Of course the finish will also be removed, but you can't have everything.

30/06/20 19:10:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

Hobgoblins don’t like Fairy.

30/06/20 17:03:13

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

This must be "Bad Boy Dennis's" cooker.

30/06/20 16:46:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Gordon Ramsay just shit himself.

30/06/20 15:20:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Hell's Kitchen

30/06/20 15:19:16

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

"Your not a proper student Dave, it's a lockdown online course, so clean the kitchen and take that bloody Morrissey poster down"

30/06/20 14:14:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

"Oh love, don't tell me, while I've been working my butt off all day your date with Mr Muscle was cancelled?"

30/06/20 14:07:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Please press the blue knob on the left to self clean

30/06/20 13:07:00

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Sally?
Yes love.
JUST look at this cooker for gods sa....

Ooo those stockings & suspenders really fit nice don't they & the thong.....lets go out for dinner.
Yes love.

30/06/20 12:59:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

I like my hob like I like my music bruv; grimy.

30/06/20 12:48:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Sl-oven-ly

30/06/20 12:46:33

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Bill was really proud with himself now he'd made the effort & cleaned his cooker.

30/06/20 12:35:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Grime scene

30/06/20 12:30:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"That's the last time I ask Rover to make sure the pans don't boil over."

30/06/20 12:26:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

Sloven

30/06/20 12:25:58

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Food hygiene has gone down the pan

30/06/20 12:24:08

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Oven pit

30/06/20 12:17:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Unc-lean Cuisine

30/06/20 12:13:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

"Dirty chips for tea tonight"

30/06/20 12:11:38

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Please vote for me I'm definitely a finder point.
I was nearly first on but no doubt will be pushed down & down & then as a 0 voted caption will not be voted for because it reduces finder points being given.

30/06/20 12:09:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

"Featuring this week on Celebrity Come Dine With Me...Kim and Aggie..."

30/06/20 12:08:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

Reminds me of a movie with John Travolta, no it’s not Pulp Fiction ahh?

30/06/20 12:07:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''I shouldn't have let Johnnie do the starter.''

30/06/20 12:04:51

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

Who's the chef, Marco Pierre Shite?

30/06/20 12:03:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

🎵 "Love is like a butterfly...." 🎵

30/06/20 12:03:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Ring of fire

30/06/20 12:02:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Smells Kitchen

30/06/20 12:01:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Students finally back at university after the summer off

30/06/20 12:00:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 1845Molly R

14 weeks of lockdown, and I have given up trying to cook.

30/06/20 12:00:08

 
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