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"Get rid of that stupid outfit please Jack, you wont need it. This is the unsinkable Titanic."
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

"Get rid of that stupid outfit please Jack, you won't need it. This is the unsinkable Titanic."

24/06/20 20:54:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Diving with Miss Daisy

24/06/20 21:47:07

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

The Princess and the Frogman

24/06/20 20:08:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

"For goodness' sake Dave, I said a divan suite".

24/06/20 21:02:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Diving belle

24/06/20 20:17:41

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Given two votes so you can catch up with the same caption. --John Glover
Mark Sheppard Mark Sheppard

like you’ve never been to a Victorian themed ‘Divers and Divas’ party before! You need to get out more!

24/06/20 20:10:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

"Am I worried about Corona Virus? No, it's just my wife farts a lot."

24/06/20 20:06:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

"I've gone to incredible depths."
"Steady on old chap, she's not that bad."

24/06/20 21:07:13

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

Diving belle

24/06/20 22:50:02

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

He had chased her for along time, but he only caught her after he took his lead boots off.

24/06/20 20:34:30

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11673 Smuldo

"This is a photo of my Great Grandparents" says The Stig.

24/06/20 20:18:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

"Smile!"

24/06/20 20:12:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"I'm sorry Edna, I can't fathom what happened to our sex life."

24/06/20 20:01:23

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1532Karen Oakenfull

The photographer was quite happy with the subjects, but thought that the set-up lacked a chicken and a 3 year old boy smoking a fag.

24/06/20 23:25:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

- Do you come here often?
- Not really - it's a bit of a dive

24/06/20 21:41:01

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

The Great Houdini had 2 minutes to make his escape, it was harder than it looks as he was wearing a corset under that dress

24/06/20 21:24:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"Make up you mind love, I have other clients waiting. Do you want a golden shower or don't you."

24/06/20 21:09:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

When she asked if he did Muff diving? He might not have fully understood but you couldn’t dampen his enthusiasm.

24/06/20 20:30:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords
"Get rid of that stupid outfit please Jack, you wont need it. This is the unsinkable Titanic."

24/06/20 20:16:22

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11673 Smuldo

Ye Olde Muff Diver.

24/06/20 20:00:43

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

♬ She wrote upon it
Return to Welder! ♬

25/06/20 16:18:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

Helen was so taken by 'the new normal' she insisted on a photograph with her gynecologist.

24/06/20 22:20:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

You can't be too careful with Syphilis Sue.

24/06/20 21:17:51

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Dick already had a dripping diving bell in the end. --Flo .
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

"No Dave. I said be ready for a big flash, not a big splash."

24/06/20 21:16:41

 
Molly R Vote score: 1845Molly R

Tsarina Alexandra thought Rasputin would look less recognisable like that.

24/06/20 20:20:02

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

"He jumped into the photo at the last second. Bloody dive bombers."

24/06/20 20:18:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

Jacques Cousteau was unsure which of his parents influenced his career most.

24/06/20 20:14:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 987Sam Cass

He is the Bane of her existence.

25/06/20 16:14:10

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

PPE Victorian style.

25/06/20 11:06:50

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Moments before alien abduction

25/06/20 7:46:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

After several years of marriage it suddenly dawned on Elizabeth as to why his parents named him Henry.

24/06/20 23:52:33

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 180Fozzgog B.

"It's all very well inventing a wearable time machine Herbert - but not a lot of use when the only year you can blend in is 2020"

24/06/20 22:43:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Lady G-Diver

24/06/20 21:32:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

It may not look like it, but they have a deep-sea-ted love for each other.

24/06/20 21:31:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

"Well! If you want to complete that marathon you had better head off now".

24/06/20 21:05:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

The 1st ever dick pic with Dave proudly displaying his helmet.

24/06/20 21:01:10

 
Mark Sheppard Mark Sheppard

Wassssssssaaaaaaaapppp!

24/06/20 20:54:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

Her Husband kept saying London would end up under water.
She often ended up in floods of tears.

24/06/20 20:32:34

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1532Karen Oakenfull

“Let’s have a photograph taken together Mr. Merrick.”
“But I’m frighteningly ugly.”
“Good point. Giles! Bring me my husband’s diving helmet.”

24/06/20 20:27:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"I admit that I may have sunk 20,000 leagues below my social status by marrying Diver Dave but our love is too deep and frankly, I'm not that shallow," said Lady Cuttle-Fish.

24/06/20 20:23:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

"How will I recognize you?"
"We're the only ones not social distancing."

24/06/20 20:17:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

Margaret was worried she was going to be left on the continental shelf.

24/06/20 20:16:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

"Sometimes my husband dives me mad."

24/06/20 20:15:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"Alexander, why don't you go and invent something more useful like a telephone or something?"

24/06/20 20:15:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

Anon's grandfather poses for his wedding photograph.

24/06/20 20:10:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Lord Nemo promised to love Enid to the bends of the earth.

24/06/20 20:08:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

"His fixation with diving drives me around the bends."

24/06/20 20:07:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6696Glyn Evans

Dive and Divisiveness

24/06/20 20:05:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Divershead Revisted

24/06/20 20:01:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

Cicely loved her life-size Action Man. Especially when she pulled back his arms and they span in the bath.

24/06/20 20:01:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

In decompression sickness and in health

24/06/20 20:00:44

 
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