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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

Nowadays it's a different kind of Saturday Night Fever.

01/08/20 20:05:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 Murder On the Dancefloor 🎵

I'm guessing it was Miss Scarlet.

01/08/20 20:39:57

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I see that Mrs White, Miss Peacock are there too, and is that the Reverend Green?  --Glyn Evans
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Social Discoing

01/08/20 21:41:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''This is bad news. Only one bloke has turned up.''

''Don't worry, Jane, I'm sure Dave and Gulliver will be here soon.''

01/08/20 20:20:53

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Caption.me night out is a bit awkward

01/08/20 22:43:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

"To be honest I'm glad Michael stood me up. I get sick of explaining the rules of cricket to him."

01/08/20 21:05:38

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

What Studio 54 actually looked like without all that cocaine.

02/08/20 5:31:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6200Greg Curtis

“At our dance school, you’ll dance like you’ve never danced before—LITERALLY, like you’ve NEVER danced before.”

01/08/20 20:10:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

"The other girls might say I'm a fat sleazy obnoxious bastard who's only hitting on you because they all rejected me, but that's not true ... I haven't tried the four-eyed ginger slag yet."

01/08/20 20:10:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

He was playing chess while they were playing checkers.
"Shall we pay the tab and blow this joint?"
"Whatever you say."
"Check, mate."

01/08/20 20:37:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

That awkward moment when you realise you're in the Matrix...

01/08/20 20:00:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Henry and his 6 jives

02/08/20 3:04:20

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1698Karen Oakenfull

Don tried to act cool and casual when he was told in no uncertain terms, it was a “women-only swingers night.’’ He apologised and said he’d only popped in because he thought he could smell smoke.

“Worth at try.” He thought as he drove home.

02/08/20 1:03:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Strictly dumb dancing

01/08/20 22:29:42

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Nicola Sturgeon criticised for breaking lock down restrictions.

01/08/20 22:23:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

"Beam me up, Totty."

01/08/20 20:43:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Hello and welcome to the 2020 social distancing disco championship

01/08/20 20:34:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

" Mum, let's dance closer to the real women"

01/08/20 20:26:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Gary loves the gay nightclub scene, unfortunately he got the wrong night.

01/08/20 20:18:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"Come on Irene, you've had too much to drink"
"Yes, I'm seeing stars"
"No, that's the dancefloor"

01/08/20 20:15:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

The Incontinence Sufferers' Ball went on until Tena clock.

01/08/20 20:11:47

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6984Hercules Rockefeller

Is Jamie Lee Curtis still making Activia commercials?

01/08/20 20:11:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Grab-a-granny night.

01/08/20 20:07:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Ladies wearing dresses should beware of fibre optic dance floors.

01/08/20 20:05:31

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1698Karen Oakenfull

I’m worn out just looking at that pic! What a party!

01/08/20 20:04:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

The Book of Noman.

02/08/20 15:29:12

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 609Barrie Bullock

Handbag, handbag where's the handbag?

02/08/20 13:58:12

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

This is why you need bouncers at lesbian clubs.

02/08/20 5:22:15

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

The image your brain conjures up whenever you ask the question "Is it sad to die young?"

02/08/20 4:14:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Chess-ington World of Adventures

01/08/20 23:06:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Hang on....whist my memory isn't that good is this a nightclub?

01/08/20 23:03:46

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

" Seriously, am I the only one who knows the Macarena dance"

01/08/20 22:28:58

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

Dancing Queen

01/08/20 22:15:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

A-ga-doo-doo-doo...

01/08/20 21:43:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"What's that tapping noise in the ceiling?"

"It's those bloody borrowers on the air vent. Saturday night is disco night"

01/08/20 21:33:59

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

Katy Perry let herself go after the pregnancy.

01/08/20 21:09:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Disco diva

01/08/20 21:02:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"She picked out my car keys, she's got to come with me!"

01/08/20 20:54:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Why is everyone after dancing with the fat guy?
Haven’t you heard he’s a film producer.

01/08/20 20:51:50

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

🎵 Billie Jean is not my lover 🎵

01/08/20 20:42:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

♪ I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor ♪

01/08/20 20:06:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

Chris de Burgh couldn't decide which one to work his charms on.

01/08/20 20:02:11

 
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