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Katy grabbed the first man she could when social distancing finished.
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32703Tony Edwards

Katy grabbed the first man she could when social distancing finished.

28/06/20 11:26:05

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Splash & Grab. --Flo .
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7149Hercules Rockefeller

"Listen, Jessica, don't take this the wrong way, but I'm thinking about seeing another chiropractor."

28/06/20 11:04:02

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"When John offered to give me a lift I assumed he had a car".

28/06/20 15:24:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him

28/06/20 11:00:07

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If you correct the typo I'll give this a vote. --Karyn Harrison
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1995Mark Wilson

Dave and Sue were an exact match on the dating site. Dave liked long walks and Sue was a lazy cow

28/06/20 11:13:03

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1701Al Overy

Bob's new Jennifer Saunders rucksack was much larger than it had appeared online.

28/06/20 11:35:07

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Good job he didn't go for the Dawn French one. --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I wish I'd never married her. She's always on my back.''

28/06/20 11:06:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12446Stephen Bean

Sometimes Dave wished his conjoined twin would help more with simple tasks... like walking.

28/06/20 11:00:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 2190Molly R

"Sweetheart, this isn't working. Hop down and we'll try it the other way around."

28/06/20 11:03:33

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

As soon as she jumped on, Dave's jeans disappeared up his arse

28/06/20 11:01:13

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

You need to see a Doctor Jenny...it's not good this pissing yourself every time we come out.

28/06/20 13:21:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9566Chris Keegan

The main problem with this virus is not all are seen as obvious carriers.

28/06/20 11:09:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6431James Lennox

It's just common decency to check for innocent bystanders before hurling yourself to your death.

28/06/20 11:08:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1995Mark Wilson

Dave's footwear choice had triggered Emma's hairy toe phobia

28/06/20 11:06:05

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Months of quarantine were beginning to weigh heavily upon the men folk.

28/06/20 20:14:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Angie eventually apprehended the phone thief.

28/06/20 20:08:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6175C CaMel

Cape of good Hope

28/06/20 19:12:19

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 492Tiny Alien

Looks like their relationship is back on

28/06/20 18:51:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15360Dan Nicholls

Paddy feeled.

28/06/20 17:49:16

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

"I know you're talking behind my back again."

28/06/20 16:29:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2802Scrijjy Doo

Are you sure this is how to make a baby?

28/06/20 14:25:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2802Scrijjy Doo

Drain the swamp!

28/06/20 13:36:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10314Mr Dome

Near, far, whereeeeeever you are

28/06/20 11:56:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1909Willie Johnson

He grabbed her, swung her around and body slammed her into the muddy water.
That'll teach her to sneak up on him.

28/06/20 11:52:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23149Ian Skelding

Pat Cash and Carrie

28/06/20 11:41:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

The old way to give a piggyback involved holding the riders legs. The new politically correct way involves being slowly garrotte.

28/06/20 11:20:58

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 749alexandra ball

Jemima puddle duck

28/06/20 11:20:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

When he asked her to marry him she insisted on a piggyback before she’d Kermit.

28/06/20 11:17:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

♪ I'm going to stick like glue.
Stick, because I'm stuck on you. ♪

28/06/20 11:17:25

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

"I got you"
"No, you didn't"
"Buy I got you..."
"No, I don't think so."
"But I got you."
"Nah, it doesn't count"

28/06/20 11:17:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9566Chris Keegan

When Pete suggested a walk she backed him all the way.

28/06/20 11:17:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Paula gave her husband the right hump

28/06/20 11:16:28

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

WHAT..your waters have broke?
Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant Sue.

28/06/20 11:10:27

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

Emergency Apartment please

28/06/20 11:05:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19138Troompa Loompa

Vaulter Raleigh

28/06/20 11:03:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13376Vanessa the Guesser

Friends on Benefits.

28/06/20 11:03:09

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

With a flying rugby tackle, Ellie prevented Dr Foster from stepping in a puddle, saving him from certain death.

28/06/20 11:02:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19138Troompa Loompa

Jane asked for a go on the bouncy ass 'ole.

28/06/20 11:01:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19138Troompa Loompa

Thigh Rise

28/06/20 11:01:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

Have you met Michelle

28/06/20 11:01:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

Carry on Girls

28/06/20 11:00:20

 
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