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Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

She shrubs up well

02/08/20 13:18:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Gardening for Dummies

02/08/20 12:00:05

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Argos trampoline recall as woman lands three doors up.

02/08/20 14:14:15

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

The seed packet said Rosemary.

02/08/20 12:25:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

The Stepford Chives.

03/08/20 9:27:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

A sign of getting older is that you find yourself confusing mannequins for Social Media Influencers.

02/08/20 12:30:43

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Hmmm...it's hard to tell the difference, put a device in front of either and they remain remarkably still. It's almost as if all life around doesn't exist and is contained in the magic box until it loses signal or the battery dies. You can only... --Glyn Evans
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

Pass my binoculars! I've spotted a couple of tits in our bushes.

02/08/20 12:58:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Is she a real garden centre employee?''

''No, she's just a plant.''

02/08/20 12:04:48

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Sounds like onset paranoia of some sort. What have they been growing or smoking at that garden centre?  --Glyn Evans
Molly R Vote score: 2061Molly R

"If men can pee behind a plant-pot, so can I."

02/08/20 13:07:31

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1139Dot Old

Botany Spears

02/08/20 12:21:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6201Greg Curtis

“Seeing this, makes me want to explore the bush. THEN maybe I’d venture into the woods...”

02/08/20 18:13:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

The modelling industry can be a bit of a jungle

02/08/20 14:13:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

Famous gardening model, Gnomey Campbell.

02/08/20 13:04:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

Topiary Shop

02/08/20 12:07:09

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Don't you just hate it when someone comes up with the same idea as you and posts it at exactly the same time? --Willie Johnson
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

Topiary Shop

02/08/20 12:07:09

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Don't you just hate it when someone comes up with the same idea as you and posts it at exactly the same time? --Willie Johnson
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Worst Scarecrow Ever.

02/08/20 16:04:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

Lily of the valley.

02/08/20 14:14:24

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

Dummies never stop being super Gulliver..

02/08/20 13:33:33

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Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

Heidi by name, hidey by nature.

02/08/20 13:02:03

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

After spending a term teaching kids CPR; gardening was her breath of fresh air

02/08/20 12:57:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"Look, those boobs have had a silicone body implant."

02/08/20 12:34:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Plastic ChrysantheMum

02/08/20 12:28:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Has anyone seen Ivy?''

02/08/20 12:26:27

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1139Dot Old

She's mannequin her garden very well

02/08/20 12:19:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''We can't put her by the display counter. She's too shop soiled.''

02/08/20 12:14:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Barbara Bush

02/08/20 12:04:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Charlie Dummyck

02/08/20 12:04:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Photo-synth-esis

02/08/20 12:03:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1139Dot Old

"Do you like my gentitiana?"

02/08/20 12:00:33

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I love it! --Scrijjy Doo
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

Most models are slow, but Heidi is extra slow.

03/08/20 1:48:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

DO NOT PLANT THOSE SEED PACKETS FROM CHINA!

02/08/20 22:32:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

Uma Thurman grows her own raspberries.

02/08/20 22:30:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

She's under cover. Special branch.

02/08/20 18:59:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

The new Summer collection from Amazon.

02/08/20 17:00:53

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Adama in the garden hiding from her Lord.

02/08/20 15:24:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"I'll give you (up to) 50 quid if you don't tell that Primark male mannequin where I am!"

"Hey, this is a fiver! You said 50 quid!"

"Mate, I said 'up to'.."

02/08/20 15:17:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Chelsea Flower Show

02/08/20 13:11:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Thriving Miss Daisy

02/08/20 12:23:12

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

Hyacinth Bouquet.

02/08/20 12:18:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Lady Chatterley tends to her lady garden.

02/08/20 12:09:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Hard Landscapeing

02/08/20 12:05:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Petalhead

02/08/20 12:05:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

Flora

02/08/20 12:05:10

 
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