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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31832Tony Edwards

Mobile psychiatrist

23/05/20 9:07:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8920Chris Keegan

The interview didn't go too well, however Lee did take the up the offer of 'please take a seat'

23/05/20 10:01:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

It's a suite ride

23/05/20 9:51:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5963Vivvy En

Back seat driver

23/05/20 8:05:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12074Vanessa the Guesser

"Two miles back I passed a few stools."

23/05/20 8:04:52

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Couldn't find a bathroom in time? --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18835Troompa Loompa

BaLance Armstrong

23/05/20 10:08:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10694Neil Mackenzie

Get ready. Get Settee. Go.

23/05/20 9:12:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2279Scrijjy Doo

"Laugh all you want. It gets me laid."

23/05/20 17:44:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

You can't give me a lockdown fine Officer. I am going to the beach and I'll also be at home.

23/05/20 15:10:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2279Scrijjy Doo

A psychiatrist who makes house calls.

23/05/20 11:24:06

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A budget psychiatrist I presume. --Willie Johnson
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

Ali didn't enjoy stealing things but He loved the thrill of the Chaise.

23/05/20 9:41:13

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

"I heard your new boyfriends quite a catch."

"Ye, he's picking me up in his new sedan."

23/05/20 8:03:27

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Ubakowamba wouldn't take a no, after he was told there was no seat in the medical school for him

24/05/20 7:19:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20580John Glover

"That's Tom, the police think he's mad and don't stop him anymore, actually he's clever and is always stealing bikes."

23/05/20 15:37:08

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1803Rachel P

If the roads got too scary, he’d hide behind the couch

23/05/20 15:14:25

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

"Well it all started several years ago when I walked out straight of Sainsbury's without paying for a tin of corned beef"

23/05/20 15:14:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12074Vanessa the Guesser

When he got home Dave was thrilled to find 24p, four peanuts and some dusty Sellotape under the cushions.

23/05/20 10:04:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31832Tony Edwards

Peddler

23/05/20 9:52:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10694Neil Mackenzie

Is it a Seat?

23/05/20 9:13:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9765Dave Bryan

''How do you like your new delivery job?''

''I feel very comfortable with it.''

23/05/20 8:18:54

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

I hate divan drivers, think they own the road.

23/05/20 8:06:13

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

Uber really will employ anyone.

23/05/20 8:04:19

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It's not very fast but it's über comfortable. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10187Stephen Bean

"Is it safe?"

"Don't worry, I always cycle with my futon the handlebars."

23/05/20 8:01:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12074Vanessa the Guesser

Working from home

23/05/20 8:01:06

 
Rob F Rob F

First time I've seen a sale at DFS!

24/05/20 15:14:56

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

MeToo in Bollywood

24/05/20 11:58:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1281Mark Wilson

SALE ENDS MONDAY

23/05/20 21:38:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

It was a far cry from when Dave was a banker in the settee, but sofa his new minibus business was going okay.

23/05/20 11:48:50

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

He's delivering Mother's Pride.

23/05/20 11:18:38

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

So that's how DFS keep their prices so low.

23/05/20 11:11:48

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

The taxi fare is 6 dollars for one person or 4 dollars for two.

23/05/20 11:08:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

At first I didn't like it but I could be suede

23/05/20 9:52:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18835Troompa Loompa

Living Froome

23/05/20 9:44:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18835Troompa Loompa

It was difficult not to lose his valance.

23/05/20 9:42:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8920Chris Keegan

He's a London cabbie and has to stay within the settee limits.

23/05/20 9:40:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22236Ian Skelding

"How can I play Largo from Dvorak's New World Symphony to this?"

23/05/20 9:33:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31832Tony Edwards

Pimp My Ride

23/05/20 9:28:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14953Dan Nicholls

This is my new business venture. Environmentally friendly removals. I call it - Deliver-room.

23/05/20 8:57:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6601Glyn Evans

"That'll never fly"

23/05/20 8:16:30

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You never know...I've seen butter fly & I've seen a horse fly. --Woofer 6
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12074Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh no, where's damask?"

23/05/20 8:09:53

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

Reddy settee GO..

23/05/20 8:09:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9765Dave Bryan

BBC recycle another red sofa.

23/05/20 8:07:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 16940Mark England

"STOP! THIEF!"

23/05/20 8:05:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5547James Lennox

The Chesterfield couch was popular in 1740, 1810, 1880, 1950, and 2020. It's popularity cycles.

23/05/20 8:05:09

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Ben has just qualified from the Royal College of Trickcyclists & is on his way to see his first patient.

23/05/20 8:04:17

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

Wow that's some feat of balancing, am suprised he's got sofa.

23/05/20 8:02:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10187Stephen Bean

The Couch Trip

23/05/20 8:02:16

 
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