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Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"When did pepper spray become standard issue for postmen?"

30/06/20 8:27:49

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1620Mark Wilson

Shit I forgot i told him to "stay" hours ago

30/06/20 9:48:45

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Super glue never stops being Gulliver..

30/06/20 9:12:29

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"How will I recognize you?" "I'm not a cat, a bicycle or a mannequin." --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"Please don't take me dogging again. Oh my eyes, my eyes!"

30/06/20 8:47:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22416Ian Skelding

If only I could find a way to get into that fridge.

30/06/20 9:37:19

 
Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

Wanted: Guide Human For Visually Impaired Dog

30/06/20 8:25:45

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Blind dogs for the Guides? --Molly R
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

Bark and hide. (Nod to 9.12.29)

30/06/20 10:24:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

Dog tired

30/06/20 8:25:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

Missing. Last seen in Barnard Castle testing his eyesight.

30/06/20 8:06:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

That look you give when you don't want to hear the latest news from America.
But you kinda do.

30/06/20 9:57:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6811Hercules Rockefeller

"See, Spot, what did I tell you about staring directly into the sun?"

30/06/20 8:28:13

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He is seeing spots. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you like Anon?"
"Yes."

Let sleeping dogs lie.

30/06/20 8:14:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

"Rex, do you know anything about the missing sausages?"

30/06/20 8:10:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10784Neil Mackenzie

♫Turning Japanese, Akita turning Japanese
I really think slow ♫

30/06/20 11:29:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

"What optical illusion?"

30/06/20 8:33:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

Flea Van Cleef

30/06/20 8:09:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12464Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog

30/06/20 8:06:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

His bark is worse than his sight

30/06/20 8:06:27

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1032Dot Old

Hush Puppy

30/06/20 8:05:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

30/06/20 8:02:09

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Yeah, I do.  --Glyn Evans
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3603Crunchy Chords

"Can I pay you for the bones next week? I'm a bit squint."

30/06/20 8:00:09

 
Graham Holt Graham Holt

Farted, not me mate, you smelt it you delt it sucker.

04/07/20 11:41:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Snooze Hound

30/06/20 16:17:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20693John Glover

"Oooh, I just love it when she leaves her hairbrush out, it's just brilliant for scratching my balls on."

30/06/20 12:40:02

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Dogtor Hannibal

30/06/20 11:08:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15098Dan Nicholls

The purveyor of the smelliest farts has been collared.

30/06/20 10:26:05

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 538alexandra ball

Every dog has it's day.

30/06/20 10:15:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

When it's late and I look like this, I sometimes end up writing some of my best captions. And some of my worst.

30/06/20 9:55:29

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Yep..That's definitely another dog.

30/06/20 9:11:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32054Tony Edwards

Sleepdog

30/06/20 9:07:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

Dognitive Therapy

30/06/20 9:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10751Stephen Bean

"That bloody cat's given me cat-aracts!"

30/06/20 8:48:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6129Vivvy En

"...8, 9, 10. Coming, ready or not." Sniff, sniff.

30/06/20 8:35:08

 
Mark England Vote score: 17041Mark England

Caption.me employ a dog to keep away the cats

30/06/20 8:34:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

''Go ahead, make my day. Fetch me some sausages.''

30/06/20 8:16:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8998Chris Keegan

"MAX! What have you got to say for yourself??!!"
- "No comment"

30/06/20 8:15:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

The dogs of where

30/06/20 8:10:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5707James Lennox

"So, you wanna wontons, egg fu yung, and sweeta an sour pork. You wanna complimentawy wice?"

Never train your dog to do racist impressions.

30/06/20 8:05:19

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Politically correct is not funny either. --Neil Mackenzie
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10205Dave Bryan

Pug shot

30/06/20 8:02:55

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4246Stu Dent

Blind Dog

30/06/20 8:00:14

 
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