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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

"Let them eat cack."

15/05/20 20:07:58

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Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Defecake

15/05/20 20:00:20

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

Mr Kipling makes Excretingly good cakes.

15/05/20 20:10:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Business is blooming

15/05/20 20:14:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

I've been baking this one since lunchtime.

15/05/20 22:19:20

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Cote Ordure --Woofer 6
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

Mum always lets me lick the bowl.

15/05/20 20:29:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

Van Gogh's first attempt at sunflowers was shit.

15/05/20 23:11:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

You can serve it straight from the pan

15/05/20 20:17:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

Lockdown day 64: "Er, it's great Dad but please can I go back to school?"

15/05/20 20:28:54

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

Shattenberg cake

15/05/20 20:17:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

2 Girls 1 Cupcake

15/05/20 20:02:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6882Glyn Evans

Scateau

15/05/20 20:00:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

"Could I pass anyone a brownie?"

15/05/20 20:00:55

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

Crap Suzette

15/05/20 20:00:09

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Shit Happens. --Woofer 6
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

British Airways launch plan to cut in-flight catering costs by 90%

16/05/20 22:00:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

When the shit hits the melon fan

15/05/20 22:39:21

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 280Fozzgog B.

If you'd just been cured of haemorrhoids you'd be celebrating as well

15/05/20 22:12:58

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

Have your cake and eat shit

15/05/20 22:09:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

"I call it my 'Richard the turd' cake."
"Why are they always tapered?"
"To stop your arse from closing with a bang, silly."

15/05/20 21:11:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

The Poop Factory has been retooled to make... what-the-hell-is-it.

15/05/20 21:08:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

Nigella Shites

15/05/20 20:25:36

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

"It looks like a Marathon."
"Don't you mean Snickers?"
"No, it's one of Paula Radcliffe's."

15/05/20 20:16:33

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

Mr Hankey the Christmas Pie.

15/05/20 20:13:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

OMG who puts a pepperami on a desert. Oh it's shit thank God for that

15/05/20 20:12:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

OK, so when I left that review saying the food was sh*t, maybe I shouldn't have come back.

15/05/20 20:08:45

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

I am not trying that, I had one before, it sticks to your cheeks.

15/05/20 20:08:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

I was constipated for 3 weeks. When I finally went even the shit was celebrating

15/05/20 20:08:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

It looks all sweetness and shite

15/05/20 20:06:58

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

"So what do you make of that, Gillian McKeith?"

15/05/20 20:06:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

A walk in the park, and just for a lark I shit on the flowers. Magic moments.

15/05/20 20:02:13

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Pan cake

16/05/20 8:10:48

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Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

Donald Trump is hereby directed to consume this and pass away.

16/05/20 0:15:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

Happy Bidet

15/05/20 23:07:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

"Did you Mary Berry today on Loose Women?"

15/05/20 22:19:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

The Great British Curl Off.

15/05/20 22:18:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

This looks like you are going to have a soggy bottom.

15/05/20 22:17:49

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 280Fozzgog B.

In the near future a whole industry will be born around celebrating the end of the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020.

15/05/20 22:16:41

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"Dedicated to the one I love, Ms. 2020!"

15/05/20 21:30:47

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4651Lucky Elperro

This summer at Waitrose. Heston's twice eaten vindaloo hummus dip, with just a hint of spicy poppadom.

15/05/20 20:47:26

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5202Chris Halliwell

Turkey Trots?

15/05/20 20:31:42

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Gobble Gobble...Ooo stop it, its making me feel sick. --Woofer 6
  Smuldo Vote score: 11711 Smuldo

Dungdee cake.

15/05/20 20:16:37

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Steaming pudding

15/05/20 20:13:28

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Sam brought sausage rolls, Sue made some sarnies, Colin brought some pizza, other people brought crisps and nuts but some arsehole always tries to be clever.

15/05/20 20:12:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

"Waiter, there's a butterfly in my poop!"

15/05/20 20:01:35

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Dave couldn't remember if his wife had asked for the cake to have faces on or faeces so made it with both to be safe.

15/05/20 20:00:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Turd place in The Great Shitish Bake Off judged by Poo Leith.

15/05/20 20:00:05

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Courtesy: Mr. Pug's factory

16/05/20 11:10:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

Tesco unveil their newest licensed character cake, for your next "Exploding Poop Emoji" theme party.

15/05/20 21:02:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Turdkey cake... No thanks.

15/05/20 20:47:04

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I'm so sorry that I accidentally duplicated this, Vivvy, I just saw this! I'm usually super careful to read through all the captions so far, sometimes even doing a 'Find in page' search just to be sure. This time after reading them all up to ~... --Crunchy Chords
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

"NOOO! What I said was when we reopen we will offer an extra THIRD for free!"

15/05/20 20:43:21

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4651Lucky Elperro

And the award for services to the Labour party goes to...wait a minute it's tie. Please welcome, Tony Blair and Alastair Campbell.

15/05/20 20:37:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Curly Wurly

15/05/20 20:22:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“Still can’t polish off a turd!”

15/05/20 20:18:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Fly Fishing by JR Hartley

15/05/20 20:16:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Passta

15/05/20 20:12:41

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

It's made from khazi pan

15/05/20 20:11:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"What a cute faeces got!"

15/05/20 20:08:52

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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

That dish smells off but the caterers assure me it's freshly made.

15/05/20 20:05:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

"Are you going to eat me?"

15/05/20 20:04:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Special production by the Poop Factory

15/05/20 20:02:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Sushit

15/05/20 20:00:13

 
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