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Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Art Gecko

26/03/20 8:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

Wiguana

26/03/20 8:00:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''What are the chances of this caption getting a vote?''

''My newt.''

26/03/20 8:08:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

The lizard was overjoyed after finding an ostrich egg.

26/03/20 8:11:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Never talk about politics with your hairdresser.

26/03/20 8:08:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

Isaac Newt-on

26/03/20 8:00:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

They are always together, the gecko just refuses to be parted.

26/03/20 13:52:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

My first attempt to cut my own hair. Thanks Boris.

26/03/20 11:09:48

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5025Chris Halliwell

Eddie Lizzard.

26/03/20 8:02:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2099Scrijjy Doo

The Boy with the Dragon Hairdo

26/03/20 12:53:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Chamel-Ian

26/03/20 10:35:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

Bring your pet to work day.

26/03/20 8:59:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5629Vivvy En

In today's troubling times everyone should try a soothing head massage from a calming, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon

26/03/20 8:49:32

 
Dev B Vote score: 604Dev B

The Chinese authorities have found and charged the first coronavirus carrier from Wuhan live animal market, he denied ever visiting the place but govt. claims to have sufficient proof.

26/03/20 8:09:02

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

You can always spot people who were brought up in the gecko..

26/03/20 8:05:08

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5562Paul Reeve

“I knew that he was a funny guy, but I didn’t realise that he was a stand up chameleon.”

26/03/20 8:00:20

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Kathy Griffin? --Scrijjy Doo
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

His usual trim had been scaled back

26/03/20 10:42:02

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

Owning a reptile is a huge responsibility, so for the day, he'd mullet over!

26/03/20 8:56:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"I knew this guy was WEIRD, right from the gecko."

26/03/20 8:43:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9421Mr Dome

It's a bit of a headfu*k

26/03/20 8:09:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1665Molly R

Yes, just up a little, over nearer the ear - ooh, that's the spot!

26/03/20 8:05:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

"How much did you have toupee after switching to Geico?"

26/03/20 8:02:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"I'm having a bad-ger hair day."

26/03/20 8:02:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3207Crunchy Chords

His girlfriend begged, "Why not go bald,
And shave off that iguana?"

"It isn't that I can't," he said,
"I simply do not wanna."

26/03/20 21:39:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3207Crunchy Chords

Knight of the Iguana

26/03/20 21:37:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Wow. You really do look like a Knob.....Scaled Lizard.

26/03/20 17:09:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

A Reptile dysfunction effects one in ten men....

26/03/20 16:10:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2099Scrijjy Doo

The lengths people will go to save on car insurance!

26/03/20 12:24:24

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

Bored out of one's skull

26/03/20 10:39:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

How to beat the Coronavirus.

26/03/20 9:49:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21938Ian Skelding

Number 1 endangered species.

26/03/20 9:01:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"Pull down my pants: You can see my cumeleon."

26/03/20 8:50:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

Will you all stop taking the piss out of my Alopecia.

26/03/20 8:50:06

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

Mohamed Salamander

26/03/20 8:38:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

Wonder how much he had toupée for that.

26/03/20 8:29:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

"Is that a common iguana?"
"Unfortunately, yes. He burps, farts and drops his aitches."

26/03/20 8:26:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

Buddy Gecko

26/03/20 8:00:47

 
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