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“They’ve been like this ever since my darling husband slammed the car door shut on them, on the plus side they are great for pleasuring myself with.”
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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

“They’ve been like this ever since my darling husband slammed the car door shut on them, on the plus side they are great for pleasuring myself with.”

25/03/20 15:39:14

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Adoorable. --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9158Stephen Bean

Thank you Boris for ending tupperware parties.

25/03/20 12:02:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 945Mark Wilson

Dont stare at the hand, don't stare at the hand, change the subject ... i won a teddy on one of those grab machines last week

25/03/20 19:22:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

T'upper class

25/03/20 13:53:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21911Ian Skelding

" ... and trying to get the lids off these things has extended two of my fingers by 3 inches."

25/03/20 12:06:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8950Dave Bryan

''I'm his favourite wife, fatso, and don't you forget it.''

25/03/20 12:04:13

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

Behind that smile, Gary is desperately missing the football.

25/03/20 17:55:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

*thinks* “Must not get caught looking at her tits, must not get caught looking at her tits…”

25/03/20 12:00:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"First of all I'd like to thank you all for attending this first meeting of Social-distancing Club..."

25/03/20 12:08:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20313John Glover

Dave is more than happy to supply his sperm to all of you unfortunate ladies. However, it can't all be done in the next half hour, and you really do not need containers that large.

25/03/20 12:44:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6958The Wolf

Hmmmm. Someone is playing footsie with me. It can't be my wife because she's stood next to me, which means it's her sister or one of her friends. Please be Laura...Please be Laura. I know it's wrong to think that but please please please be Laura, she's soooo fit. What the hell? how are they biting? Oh shit false alarm. That f_cking dog.

25/03/20 12:10:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6958The Wolf

“…and then you push them up, position your hand like this to properly wedge them in there, and then remove your fingers…and that’s how you successfully solve your Husband’s pile problem and as you can see, Dave is sitting comfortably. Right, who is for a sandwich?”

25/03/20 12:01:54

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

The guests wished that Marcia would stop and just put a f*cking lid on it.

25/03/20 12:25:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6958The Wolf

If only they knew I wasn't wearing any trousers...

25/03/20 12:16:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"So this is my prosthetic hand, and my old one's in this container".

25/03/20 19:08:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6489Glyn Evans

"That was so close - it's a shame we couldn't have filled the tupperware before the police broke up the BBQ"

25/03/20 13:14:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31378Tony Edwards

Clawdia

25/03/20 12:03:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8950Dave Bryan

''Is it some kind of insect?''

''You're getting warmer.''

25/03/20 12:03:05

 
Molly R Vote score: 1662Molly R

What do you mean, they're natural? Everything else here is plastic (including our smiles).

25/03/20 12:01:38

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10543Neil Mackenzie

In this experiment Dave is looking to his right, in the previous experiment he was looking to his left. So to recap we have had the Ladies with the biggest tits sitting on his left and his right hand side. What will happen when we sit one on his left and one on his right?

25/03/20 16:32:57

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 70Anthony Smith

"Now this one's different. It's not a flip top, it's a screw down!"

25/03/20 15:59:45

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

The containers aren't only the thing that's plastic

25/03/20 15:23:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5588Vivvy En

"Julie, would you like to be next to inspect my lunchbox?"

25/03/20 13:21:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17973Troompa Loompa

Thankfully Loose Woman can carry on broadcasting, via YouTube, because they all live together, with George Osborne.

25/03/20 12:53:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31378Tony Edwards

..........and they are great for collecting the fluid as a result of stimulating the G-spot.

25/03/20 12:47:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9158Stephen Bean

"Don't worry about my hand, it's just tupperware-and-tear arthritis."

25/03/20 12:25:25

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

Bob and Carol’s “Wine and plastic tub testing party” was a great success!

25/03/20 12:19:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9376Mr Dome

After Sarah made Claire feel inadequate for not losing as much weight during lockdown as the others, the Jess found it hard to container laughter

25/03/20 12:10:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1455Rachel P

The invite said " Surprise party for my wonderful husband Steve, please keep it tight lipped"

25/03/20 12:09:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11471Vanessa the Guesser

Jane was the first to use the toilet, thus breaking the seal.

25/03/20 12:01:25

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 945Mark Wilson

Judging by their containers I think they were expecting you to put on a bigger spread love

25/03/20 19:18:30

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"So I can't drink out of a wine glass, but I'm very good at getting stuff out of the back of cupboards".

25/03/20 19:04:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

And then you burp it so the severed body parts stay fresh.

25/03/20 17:56:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1455Rachel P

When the music stops, whoever remains standing must choose an item to take home.

25/03/20 14:02:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3716Stu Dent

Mother lifts the lid on empty stores containers during UK crisis.

25/03/20 12:47:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6958The Wolf

If I'd never got married, I'd be playing my XBox now.

25/03/20 12:29:45

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Orgies are still okay as long as you wear proper protection.

25/03/20 12:17:06

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3716Stu Dent

Social cleansing

25/03/20 12:17:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9376Mr Dome

Accountants. Wow

25/03/20 12:11:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9158Stephen Bean

*thinks* Hope no-one notices I’m wanking into one of these tubs.

25/03/20 12:06:55

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