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Im not saying self-isolation is lowering my standards or anything, but i definitely would.
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Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

I'm not saying self-isolation is lowering my standards or anything, but i definitely would.

24/03/20 15:20:43

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Definitely put on a mask. --Scrijjy Doo
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

When you order a bride online you have to be very specific.

24/03/20 12:33:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Well, that's one way of making sure that people stay two metres apart.

24/03/20 12:18:31

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Fortunately all the beholders had their eyes closed.

24/03/20 16:26:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

He has a body to die from.

24/03/20 15:54:30

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3191Crunchy Chords

Dave could no longer hide his secret life when he was hired as the entertainment at his own surprise stag do.

24/03/20 14:27:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Oh, of course you need to travel, I'm sorry that I stopped you, minister."

24/03/20 12:22:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"You look exactly like your profile picture, and that's why I'm calling the police."

24/03/20 12:17:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9158Stephen Bean

"Dad, maybe we shouldn't see each other for a while. To avoid spreading coronavirus of course."

24/03/20 12:00:14

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

“I need to powder my nose.”

25/03/20 16:03:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8950Dave Bryan

After his return to Brittany Gauguin found it difficult to readjust.

24/03/20 12:28:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Wait a minute- you're not my usual masseuse..."

24/03/20 12:21:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6958The Wolf

"Sorry sir, we don't consider this 'essential travel'. I'm afraid it's a thirty quid fine"

24/03/20 12:04:28

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Post pandemic human race evolves

24/03/20 12:13:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4380Karyn Harrison

The menopause is a bitch!

24/03/20 12:05:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8950Dave Bryan

South Pacific remake hit by budget cuts.

24/03/20 12:01:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Bet you're sorry now going on married at first sight.

24/03/20 15:31:17

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4447Lucky Elperro

Although he had the same idea, Steve wasn't quite as succesfull in the bog roll acquisition as his sister Scarlett.

24/03/20 14:13:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21911Ian Skelding

Steve McFadden wasn't sure about the new Eastenders storyline.

24/03/20 13:38:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9376Mr Dome

Joe Marler feels a right knob now

24/03/20 13:01:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9376Mr Dome

A new strain of cahoonavirus

24/03/20 12:59:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20313John Glover

Panty loon.

24/03/20 12:28:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1455Rachel P

The Aloha State

24/03/20 12:23:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

TripAdvisor review: YMCA. It's fun to stay, 4 stars.

24/03/20 12:04:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

No, the flower makes you look a bit too butch.

24/03/20 12:02:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31378Tony Edwards

Gaysha

24/03/20 12:02:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9158Stephen Bean

Pop tart

24/03/20 12:00:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1354Willie Johnson

🎵 I feel pretty
Oh so pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight 🎵

25/03/20 3:44:14

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Ouch- that was NOT gentle.”

25/03/20 0:31:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“NO! I won’t show you my love muscle.

25/03/20 0:23:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“ I gotta pee, where’s the men’s room?”

25/03/20 0:20:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 945Mark Wilson

This school is very strict when you forget your PE kit

24/03/20 19:54:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

Homoana

24/03/20 14:07:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5588Vivvy En

I don't know Hawai Ian's dressed like that.

24/03/20 12:47:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10543Neil Mackenzie

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me Ohhhhhhhh!!!!
Throw the ball at the coconuts! Not my nuts!

24/03/20 12:28:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

We all have ways of coping with social distancing. Well, most of us anyway.

24/03/20 12:19:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8950Dave Bryan

Ming Creole and the Coconuts

24/03/20 12:14:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31378Tony Edwards

Caught short

24/03/20 12:12:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1455Rachel P

Prick-A-Hula-Luau

24/03/20 12:10:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11471Vanessa the Guesser

The Bounty Munter

24/03/20 12:04:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6958The Wolf

"Dave, I think you should loosen that string, your nipples are starting to look sore"

24/03/20 12:00:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9158Stephen Bean

Coconut not so shy

24/03/20 12:00:29

 
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