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James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

Hot Tin Roof on a Cat

20/03/20 12:38:53

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(I like it the way it is.) --Crunchy Chords
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21938Ian Skelding

Men be shaving badly.

20/03/20 13:58:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

And some people think that when you're working from home, you can get easily distracted...

20/03/20 12:12:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"No Dave, I said you could have the best time of your life with a shaven pussy and a bit of OIL."

20/03/20 12:17:40

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The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"I'm sorry Dave, but that's one f-cking ugly baby..."

20/03/20 12:09:50

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 100Fozzgog B.

He just burst out my chest! Can we keep him?

21/03/20 16:55:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

".....and next week on Blue Peter we'll be making willy warmers for pit bulls."

20/03/20 12:56:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

Major Tom

20/03/20 12:47:40

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He's got his helmet on, but it looks like he forgot to take his protein pills.  --James Lennox
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

"I said isolate your pets, not insulate"

20/03/20 12:35:36

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Sounds like part of a *song I (maybe not accurately) remember: 🎵Insulation... We gonna Insulate and have a good time....🎵* 'Celebration' by Kool and the Gang --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Apocalypse Meow

20/03/20 12:05:40

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

It's such an adorable way to stop the government from reading your cat's mind...

20/03/20 12:26:15

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But I can read his mind. He's thinking: "If you don't get this stupid thing off me, I'm going to make vertical red stripes all up and down your face." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

The foil and the pussy cat

20/03/20 12:00:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5629Vivvy En

Scientists reckon online dating profile photos with pets are more successful. Not that pet, Dave.

20/03/20 12:18:00

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Or that Dave, Dave. --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

Apparently, panic buyers have cleared the shelves at cat rescue centres.

20/03/20 12:11:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

How is lockdown going Martin? Oh.

20/03/20 12:02:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

The Tw@t with the Cat in the Hat.

20/03/20 12:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9245Stephen Bean

"Can someone please rescue me from this weirdo with his fetish for shaving pussies."

20/03/20 12:00:10

 
S P P S P P

பெரியசாமி

21/03/20 0:10:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

Cute, but next time please use a disinfected mask. Now you won't be able to stroke your cat for the next 72 hours.

20/03/20 12:31:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Curses- foiled again."

20/03/20 12:03:49

 
Molly R Vote score: 1665Molly R

30 minutes at Mark 5, I would think.

20/03/20 12:02:51

 
S P P S P P

பெரியசாமி

21/03/20 0:09:38

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 307alexandra ball

Talk about looking like a prat, I mean look at that moustache and hairstyle.

20/03/20 22:00:16

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4457Lucky Elperro

His footballing career might be over, but at least David was still married to the avante garde fashionista Victoria.

20/03/20 17:59:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Dave’s mind reading thought translator had been called fake after the Cats tested had given the results:- LET ME OUT NOW! LET ME IN NOW! and FEED ME NOW!
Dave is pictured with the Cat that proved his lifetime work. It’s thoughts we’re read as:- I’M GINGER SHAVE ME NOW!

20/03/20 16:20:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2099Scrijjy Doo

Now all it needs is "Make America Great Again."

20/03/20 15:07:27

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And make the hat red. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

We come in peace

20/03/20 15:05:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

He'd used the same cap to cut his own hair

20/03/20 13:44:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9421Mr Dome

When you get bored in self-islolation try a bit of puppetry of the penis

20/03/20 12:52:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

Scragpuss

20/03/20 12:18:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18041Troompa Loompa

A grown up (and laser eye surgery'd) Harry Potter makes a spellproof helmet for Dobbie.

20/03/20 12:15:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

If I see one more picture of Dominic Cummings...

20/03/20 12:02:21

 
Marc W Marc W

Ahhh Dave, You can't perm my hair. I'm a bald pussy!!!

24/03/20 13:34:56

 
James Oles James Oles

In space....no one hears you meow!!!!!!

22/03/20 9:41:21

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 100Fozzgog B.

Report: Our race's first abduction of an earthling. Conclusion: It will be our last.

21/03/20 18:07:59

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

Been masturbating so long, the damn thing sprouted the kind of personality you'd expect.

21/03/20 6:47:41

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

In the case of reincarnation, this is one step lower than the dung beetle. Either a child rapist, or a Clinton follower.

21/03/20 6:40:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1005Mark Wilson

What a creepy motherfucker and the cats not much better

21/03/20 0:12:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1366Willie Johnson

That thing can act similar to a solar oven as well, reflecting light and heat toward the middle.

Sadly, he had a bright idea and cooked his brain.

20/03/20 17:15:19

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4457Lucky Elperro

Can you do Jacket potaotes in foil on a BBQ Dave?

Not only Jacket potatoes mate.

20/03/20 17:13:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1366Willie Johnson

If he turns his head just right in bright sunlight, he can set fire to things.

20/03/20 17:12:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21938Ian Skelding

"Look what I've done with Deb's thong Gary .... brilliant!"

Nod to 13:58:01

20/03/20 14:49:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

"The last thing the rugby player said to me was 'Bloody cat, when I get you into the changing room you'll wish you'd never set foot on the playing field.'
Brrrrr is cold."

20/03/20 13:33:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

It’s to stop him catching the sun. If he gets sun burnt he looks like a knob head.

20/03/20 13:24:26

 
Dev B Vote score: 604Dev B

She's a Gestapo bitch

20/03/20 13:07:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

♪ I shake my little tush on the catwalk ♪

20/03/20 12:23:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

"She always pants when she gets hot"

20/03/20 12:11:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4401Karyn Harrison

"Can't believe I've pulled Claudia Schiffer!"

20/03/20 12:07:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

''Don't panic, Captain Mainwaring.''

20/03/20 12:05:45

 
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