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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21532Ian Skelding

"She can't sing but when the wind is in the right direction she's a damned good whistler."

15/02/20 9:52:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7949Dave Bryan

''Your duties comprise of shagging me three times a day for a salary of £100,000 a year. Do you want the job?''

''Yes, I'll never find another opening like that.''

15/02/20 8:02:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 16021Mark England

"Ping Pong Balls?, Pah! I know a lady that can do it with cushions"

15/02/20 8:02:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords
"She cant sing but when the wind is in the right direction shes a damned good whistler."

15/02/20 8:01:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5101C CaMel

Pin up.

15/02/20 12:39:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17093Troompa Loompa

"It's 9 o'clock now but just wait until the novelty clock shows quarter past."

15/02/20 10:47:50

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4221Lucky Elperro

Victoria was always willing to help David practice his precision free kicks.

15/02/20 17:55:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20111John Glover

Deep sigh: "Ok, pull my dress down when you've finished."

15/02/20 12:04:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7836Stephen Bean

♫ If you wanna be my lover... you need to give up captioning

15/02/20 8:34:21

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No such luck. Had a road trip to Queen and been catching up on work since. I'll be back with a vengeance soon 😁 --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7836Stephen Bean

Open all hours

15/02/20 8:00:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17093Troompa Loompa

Victoria's acting was so bad she had to use the casting couch to get Harvey Weinstein to give her a part in the Spice Girls film.

15/02/20 10:36:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30961Tony Edwards

Vice girl

15/02/20 9:44:30

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1007Rachel P

“David, I have another Brazilian for you to face”

15/02/20 8:44:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6627The Wolf

"Ok Gulliver, I'm ready for your finger..."

15/02/20 8:09:31

 
Dev B Vote score: 541Dev B

Miss Laura invented creative ways to teach geometry

15/02/20 17:34:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14335Dan Nicholls

Just drying me lipstick...

15/02/20 10:42:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30961Tony Edwards

The Real Housewifes of N.O.R.W.I.C.H.

15/02/20 8:57:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10847Vanessa the Guesser

Queef Victoria

15/02/20 8:22:47

 
stone face Vote score: 6933stone face

The Beckham's first child was named Brooklyn because he was conceived in Brooklyn NY.
After this steamy encounter, they said the expected child is going to be called DFS.

15/02/20 8:04:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6627The Wolf

That’s why I married her.

15/02/20 8:00:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10160Neil Mackenzie

Looks like Baby Spice is going to pop out any minute.

16/02/20 6:19:48

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Scottish Widows announces its withdrawal from the protection market.

15/02/20 22:44:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 708Mark Wilson

Victoria liked everyone to notice when she had new shoes

15/02/20 21:26:08

 
Dev B Vote score: 541Dev B

Honey my arms and legs will always be open for you (literally).

15/02/20 18:05:17

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

Victoria Beckham defied expectations yet again with her cover of YMCA.

15/02/20 16:17:23

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1102Glad You Remember

Pose Spice

15/02/20 16:16:52

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2837GeeDee

Wind Tunnel

15/02/20 13:04:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17093Troompa Loompa

Posh adopts a novel way of teaching her kids about Pythagoras' theorem.

15/02/20 11:24:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17093Troompa Loompa

Rumours the Spice Girls had been using an echo machine were proved to be unfounded.

15/02/20 10:51:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17093Troompa Loompa

Pop Leg-end

15/02/20 10:49:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14335Dan Nicholls

That's how you get chapped lips.

15/02/20 10:43:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14335Dan Nicholls

Better out than in.

15/02/20 10:42:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8928Mr Dome

Victoria Spreadem

15/02/20 10:38:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5101C CaMel

Bellow average singer.

15/02/20 10:18:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

Posh's private part has only produced blondes and brunettes, and she's proud of it. Afterall, everybody finds a ginger baby scary.

15/02/20 10:03:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1177Willie Johnson

New head of the Ministry of Silly Walks.

15/02/20 9:57:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1177Willie Johnson

It's hard on your body when you're Kong's girlfriend.

15/02/20 9:40:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1177Willie Johnson

Her vestibule is open.

15/02/20 9:39:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

"Golden Balls, come and check the thermometer, I think it might be time".

15/02/20 9:21:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30961Tony Edwards

Ballet Rumbert

15/02/20 9:15:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5239Vivvy En

Well, that's a right angle...

15/02/20 9:09:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8183Chris Keegan

"What's the time love?"

15/02/20 9:03:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8183Chris Keegan

I think this photo may be over exposed

15/02/20 8:58:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3407Stu Dent

Nice poshture

15/02/20 8:50:59

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

The Grander Canyon

15/02/20 8:37:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6342Hercules Rockefeller

Pish Posh

15/02/20 8:36:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6342Hercules Rockefeller

"Ooh! That really was a spicy meatball."

15/02/20 8:22:03

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2837GeeDee

BRRAAAPPPP,Christ I needed that!

15/02/20 8:16:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10847Vanessa the Guesser

🎵 There's a hole in my bucket

15/02/20 8:16:35

 
stone face Vote score: 6933stone face

This has definitely been photoshopped. There is no way in this world that Posh Spice's leg is that fat.

15/02/20 8:15:36

 
stone face Vote score: 6933stone face

Well that's one way to spice up your life.

15/02/20 8:08:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5239Vivvy En

Can anyone feel a draught?

15/02/20 8:08:28

 
stone face Vote score: 6933stone face

"David you can come out now, the press have gone."

15/02/20 8:06:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Mmm, Victoria sponge..."

15/02/20 8:05:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6627The Wolf

“Debbie, have you seen my hammer? Oh yeah, there it is, thanks for keeping it safe, babe”

15/02/20 8:01:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7836Stephen Bean

"I told the wife our new cleaner comes highly recommended."

15/02/20 8:01:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6627The Wolf

“Tony, you might want to hold your nose for this one…”

15/02/20 8:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

DePosh mode

15/02/20 8:00:09

 
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