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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers.

08/01/20 8:38:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14044Dan Nicholls

The dress caused quite a stir.

08/01/20 8:07:16

 
stone face Vote score: 6690stone face

"I spend all this money on a spoon dress, and you won't fork out for a bra."

08/01/20 8:00:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6690stone face

"Well it's a good job the buffet is just finger food."

08/01/20 8:28:36

 
stone face Vote score: 6690stone face

Till Death Valley do us part.

08/01/20 8:03:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6624Stephen Bean

"If anyone has a reason why these two should not be married, spork now or forever hold your peace."

08/01/20 8:00:06

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30622Tony Edwards

Tablewear

08/01/20 9:22:41

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11300 Smuldo

The Ladle and the Tramp.

08/01/20 10:18:18

 
stone face Vote score: 6690stone face

This dressmaker caters for all tastes.

08/01/20 8:27:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7209Dave Bryan

Loving Spoonful

08/01/20 8:07:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14044Dan Nicholls

Chicks love spooning.

08/01/20 8:07:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38757Welsh Rarebit

Debbie decides to marry the breast man.

08/01/20 8:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1676Scrijjy Doo

I hope they're practicing safe sporks.

09/01/20 13:48:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

"Well of course your dress is more impressive than mine! It's easy to get hundreds of discarded sporks, but these are all the used condoms I could find."

09/01/20 6:07:38

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

"I'll give you it back after I work out which size of cup to buy".

08/01/20 21:45:09

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Dressed for the weather spoons

08/01/20 18:34:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9819Neil Mackenzie

I think the girl on the left needs a haircut.

08/01/20 18:25:43

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 423Mark Wilson

What's sooo difficult about this? Just grab a spork and stab one of the baby owls off my head.

08/01/20 15:00:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Nice day for a white wedding

08/01/20 13:38:41

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

I'll take a double scoop of that!

08/01/20 11:42:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8565Mr Dome

Josie was jealous of her friend's wedding and was now about to stick the knife in

08/01/20 11:42:24

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

2 ring circus under the big tent

08/01/20 11:39:21

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

She a migrant smuggler

08/01/20 11:35:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5987Greg Curtis

"You texted 'dessert.' "Come prepared for the DESSERT."

08/01/20 11:34:27

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4833Chris Halliwell

Condiments of the Wedding Season.

08/01/20 10:53:17

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

She sells she silver by the seashore.

08/01/20 10:40:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8127Chris Keegan

Me too! It's that moment when you get to your holiday destination and you think why the fu*k did I pack that?!!

08/01/20 10:01:31

 
Rachel P Vote score: 596Rachel P

Traditional Lemon Meringue Dress

08/01/20 9:59:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6197Hercules Rockefeller

Diane was ready to scoop her off her feet before crossing the threshold.

08/01/20 9:51:16

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Don't spoon the Bride

08/01/20 9:45:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8565Mr Dome

Canderella - you will go to the ball

08/01/20 9:13:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21300Ian Skelding

" ... and the dish was about to run away with the spoon."

08/01/20 9:05:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Must be using dessert spoons

08/01/20 8:54:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6093Glyn Evans

There was a spork between them.

08/01/20 8:49:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 998Willie Johnson

That dress made sense because that night the groom didn't know whether to fork or spoon her.

-nod to 8:07:25

08/01/20 8:44:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 998Willie Johnson

Dave turned right around and went home to change. How was he to know that the bride had on the exact same outfit.

08/01/20 8:40:29

 
Rachel P Vote score: 596Rachel P

The happy couple were showered in condiments

08/01/20 8:33:01

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I met two shady ladies handing out free samples. One was okay, the other was a right tit

08/01/20 8:16:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14044Dan Nicholls

What a present. All of the Forky stunt doubles from Toy story 4.

08/01/20 8:07:57

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Molly R Vote score: 1399Molly R

She looks good enough to eat.

08/01/20 8:06:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38757Welsh Rarebit

♪ Here comes the pride ♪

08/01/20 8:02:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6690stone face

"I asked her to marry me."

"She told me to fork off."

08/01/20 9:25:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5037Vivvy En

After the ceremony the couple retired to a nearby canteen

08/01/20 8:30:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7209Dave Bryan

Dressed to spill

08/01/20 8:10:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14044Dan Nicholls

I now pronounce you Jan and knife.

08/01/20 8:08:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10293Vanessa the Guesser

They're honeymooning on a dessert island.

08/01/20 8:07:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7209Dave Bryan

It's going to be a souper wedding.

08/01/20 8:05:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6624Stephen Bean

"I love your hat. It looks très chick."

08/01/20 8:05:38

 
Rachel P Vote score: 596Rachel P

The Marriage of Figastro

08/01/20 8:00:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38757Welsh Rarebit

Fork weddings and a funeral

08/01/20 8:00:21

 
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