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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14051Dan Nicholls

Bloody hell Tom, what sort of dating site are you on?

08/01/20 22:20:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9835Neil Mackenzie

Could I see the dogu please.

08/01/20 20:01:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6205Hercules Rockefeller

"Do you serve any homework here?"

08/01/20 20:21:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10310Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry sir, beggars can't be choosers."

08/01/20 20:53:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5919The Wolf

“A tenner for a bowl of Pedigree Chum? Bloody London. You can tell this place is popular with the Corgis”

08/01/20 20:00:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

"Sorry, I couldn't eat another thing. May I have a doggy bag?"

08/01/20 20:00:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5999Greg Curtis

“Please, sit, stay...”

08/01/20 23:27:42

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

where's your lady?

she left me for a Schnauzer and a plate of spaghetti and meatballs

table for one...

08/01/20 20:31:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5051Vivvy En

"To start I'd like the Newspaper Roll. For my main course I'll have the Steamy Slippers and for dessert I fancy the Postman's Fingers."

08/01/20 20:18:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7271Dave Bryan

''Hot dog?''

''Yes, could you open the window?''

08/01/20 20:04:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

"Would sir like to see the whine list?"

08/01/20 20:00:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

It's as cheap as chips but the portions are mastiff

08/01/20 21:30:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5051Vivvy En

"I don't fancy any of these dishes. I'd rather just pad across to McDoggalds for a Yappy Meal."

08/01/20 20:48:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"Ooh, if that's not a misprint, I'll have the baked Alaskan."

08/01/20 23:10:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5919The Wolf

"I miss you Mummy"

It's a bastard being a dog in China.

08/01/20 20:03:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30658Tony Edwards

"Sausages!"

08/01/20 20:03:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10310Vanessa the Guesser

"Curried goat? This must be the kids menu."

08/01/20 20:02:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

"Waiter, can I have a look at the à la cat menu please?"

08/01/20 20:00:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5919The Wolf

“Hmmm. So much to chews from…”

08/01/20 20:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

Come Whine with Me

08/01/20 20:00:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Menu setter.

08/01/20 21:49:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

He was about to order the usual and then a squirrel caught his attention.

08/01/20 21:20:55

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Made me laugh! Great caption - deserved more votes. --Stephen Bean
Mark Wilson Vote score: 428Mark Wilson

Pretending to be a guide dog to get in this posh restaurant was bad enough, but me reading the menu to him is pushing our luck.

08/01/20 21:13:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

"How would you like your egg sir?"

"Pooched."

08/01/20 20:27:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7271Dave Bryan

''This is your table, Rover. Sit!''

08/01/20 20:17:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

A dogs dinner

08/01/20 20:04:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Molly was gradually coming to terms with being desserted.

08/01/20 20:00:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5919The Wolf

“I’ll have the cat please. Oh, and leave the bones in”

08/01/20 20:00:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

"Can I have what that couple are eating. It looks like a dog's dinner".

09/01/20 19:11:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1688Scrijjy Doo

Just bring me a bottle of Perrier and a toilet.

09/01/20 13:32:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

Hair of the dog for me cheers

08/01/20 21:29:16

 
Rachel P Vote score: 610Rachel P

I’ll have the Woofles

08/01/20 21:12:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7271Dave Bryan

''Can I have a separate bill, please? I'm going Butch.''

08/01/20 20:42:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6099Glyn Evans

Behold. The Meaning of the Universe.

08/01/20 20:42:43

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I thought that was 42? --John Glover
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

One Dog and His Naan

08/01/20 20:30:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30658Tony Edwards

"I'm just having a butcher's."

08/01/20 20:27:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7271Dave Bryan

''Your meal is on the counter. Fetch!''

08/01/20 20:25:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21305Ian Skelding

"Need something with plenty of ruffage."

08/01/20 20:21:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21305Ian Skelding

"Fetch n chips please."

08/01/20 20:18:57

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

"TV star Fido, hated leaving this restaurant. He had to run the gauntlet of the waiting puparazzi.

08/01/20 20:17:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30658Tony Edwards

Pup grub

08/01/20 20:16:09

 
Rachel P Vote score: 610Rachel P

Black Tied event

08/01/20 20:13:13

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

At the Korean restaurant you have to whistle for your food

08/01/20 20:10:54

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

In South Korea they bring the main course out, for you to inspect, before it goes in the oven.

08/01/20 20:07:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6205Hercules Rockefeller

"Pardon, sir, but we're gonna have to insist that you lick your private areas outside."

08/01/20 20:06:45

 
Rachel P Vote score: 610Rachel P

I’ll have something from the mongrill

08/01/20 20:02:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

"I'll order you a meal Pugh, as long as you don't woof it down."

08/01/20 20:02:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Pug crawl

08/01/20 20:01:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

"I think I'll have the mutt-on please"

08/01/20 20:01:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6713Stephen Bean

"I'll have the pugly duckling."

08/01/20 20:01:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10310Vanessa the Guesser

"I think I need a little pick-me-up."

08/01/20 20:00:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Caption Pugwatch

08/01/20 20:00:12

 
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