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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2403Crunchy Chords

"Gynaecologist?"
"Close. Pussy doctor."

05/11/19 8:01:50

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9561Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch"

05/11/19 8:11:52

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

"..so Mr Jones, we are going to give you a cat scan.."

05/11/19 8:14:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30266Tony Edwards

First aid kit

05/11/19 9:04:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6170Dave Bryan

''Have you had a stroke?''

05/11/19 8:44:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

"Sorry to bother you Doctor, but all the fish have gone missing from the waiting room aquarium."

05/11/19 8:10:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

He's become our best surgeon at tumor removal. All we have to do is shine a laser pointer on the tumor and it's gone in a flash.

05/11/19 8:04:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9582Neil Mackenzie

Don’t worry there’ll be no kittens. I’ve had the cat doctored.

05/11/19 8:21:53

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

"So what's the problem, Mr Smith?"
"It's weird Doctor..Everywhere I look I see cats"

05/11/19 9:40:02

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Pussies galore. --Karyn Harrison
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37690Welsh Rarebit

Holby Kitty

05/11/19 8:00:11

 
stone face Vote score: 5959stone face

Tune into the BBC tonight for another episode of Catsualty.

05/11/19 8:03:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7805Mr Dome

Puss in Boots

05/11/19 8:00:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37690Welsh Rarebit

"Quick doctor, Felix has got his willy stuck in the French horn again!"

05/11/19 8:00:28

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 6170Dave Bryan

''I don't mind being operated on by a cat but not a French one.''

05/11/19 8:03:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5227Stephen Bean

I'll have you feline better in no time.

05/11/19 8:00:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19615John Glover

"Doctor, that medication you prescribed, put me into a catatonic trance."

05/11/19 13:39:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

"Whoa, is that a ball of string?"
"That's for sutures. Catgut."
"Cat... wha?"

05/11/19 8:57:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9582Neil Mackenzie

Don’t worry he’s got a lovely bedside, on the bed up the curtains manner.

05/11/19 8:30:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9561Vanessa the Guesser

"Could you examine my mannequin? He's a little stiff."

05/11/19 8:07:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6170Dave Bryan

''How can I increase my chances of survival, Docteur Minou?''

''Read all the captions and then you won't die laughing.''

05/11/19 8:06:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7805Mr Dome

Just give me the bloody milk you stupid old bint

05/11/19 8:05:01

 
sarah solway Vote score: 62sarah solway

"sorry i didn't get here sooner,my last patient was very pawly."

06/11/19 9:55:46

 
larry G. Vote score: 1378larry G.

“ You’ll be fine- guys like you always land on their feet.”

05/11/19 23:57:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

"What missing kidney?"

05/11/19 20:34:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

...and that's how we got the phrase, 'the cat has got your tongue'.

05/11/19 20:30:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1349Scrijjy Doo

With Bernie's plan you can choose your own cat.

05/11/19 13:22:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5773Glyn Evans

PER

05/11/19 9:21:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7805Mr Dome

- so doctor, is Mrs tiddles worried in there?
- oh yes. She's having kittens

05/11/19 9:20:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13439Dan Nicholls

Thank goodness you're here, I've got a bad case of the chats. (French pronunciation)

05/11/19 9:07:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

"Richard Gere was just brought in again. I hate to say this but keep him away from the doctor."

05/11/19 8:59:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

Ironically, he was brought in to surgically remove all the cats from caption.me

05/11/19 8:47:12

 
Dot Old Vote score: 631Dot Old

"Dave, will this do for the fancy dress party?"

05/11/19 8:37:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

"No, please don't bring that vacuum cleaner into surgery. We'll sweep."

05/11/19 8:37:09

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5158Paul Reeve

Kiddy Cat

05/11/19 8:34:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6170Dave Bryan

Mouse Surgeon

05/11/19 8:29:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

"I'm Doc Minou from the Cat Rescue team. I hear you're full of puss."

05/11/19 8:26:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5227Stephen Bean

He works with Doggie Howser.

05/11/19 8:17:30

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 758Willie Johnson

"There's nothing he likes better than dressing up as a doctor."
(And by "nothing", I really mean anything short of castration.)

05/11/19 8:16:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5227Stephen Bean

House cat

05/11/19 8:10:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7278Chris Keegan

Doctor Foster cat

05/11/19 8:09:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37690Welsh Rarebit

Pets in Practice

05/11/19 8:02:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5227Stephen Bean

"I'm going to have to opurrate."

05/11/19 8:02:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2799Stu Dent

He is a purr-geon

05/11/19 8:01:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6170Dave Bryan

''Don't worry, you've still got eight lives left.''

05/11/19 8:01:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5227Stephen Bean

I specialize in felines.

05/11/19 8:00:09

 
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