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"Gynaecologist?""Close. Pussy doctor."
05/11/19 8:01:50
"Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch"
05/11/19 8:11:52
"..so Mr Jones, we are going to give you a cat scan.."
05/11/19 8:14:58
First aid kit
05/11/19 9:04:04
''Have you had a stroke?''
05/11/19 8:44:31
"Sorry to bother you Doctor, but all the fish have gone missing from the waiting room aquarium."
05/11/19 8:10:45
He's become our best surgeon at tumor removal. All we have to do is shine a laser pointer on the tumor and it's gone in a flash.
05/11/19 8:04:27
Don’t worry there’ll be no kittens. I’ve had the cat doctored.
05/11/19 8:21:53
"So what's the problem, Mr Smith?""It's weird Doctor..Everywhere I look I see cats"
05/11/19 9:40:02
Holby Kitty
05/11/19 8:00:11
Tune into the BBC tonight for another episode of Catsualty.
05/11/19 8:03:34
Puss in Boots
05/11/19 8:00:57
"Quick doctor, Felix has got his willy stuck in the French horn again!"
05/11/19 8:00:28
''I don't mind being operated on by a cat but not a French one.''
05/11/19 8:03:33
I'll have you feline better in no time.
05/11/19 8:00:53
"Doctor, that medication you prescribed, put me into a catatonic trance."
05/11/19 13:39:51
"Whoa, is that a ball of string?""That's for sutures. Catgut.""Cat... wha?"
05/11/19 8:57:26
Don’t worry he’s got a lovely bedside, on the bed up the curtains manner.
05/11/19 8:30:18
"Could you examine my mannequin? He's a little stiff."
05/11/19 8:07:01
''How can I increase my chances of survival, Docteur Minou?''''Read all the captions and then you won't die laughing.''
05/11/19 8:06:35
Just give me the bloody milk you stupid old bint
05/11/19 8:05:01
"sorry i didn't get here sooner,my last patient was very pawly."
06/11/19 9:55:46
“ You’ll be fine- guys like you always land on their feet.”
05/11/19 23:57:18
"What missing kidney?"
05/11/19 20:34:04
...and that's how we got the phrase, 'the cat has got your tongue'.
05/11/19 20:30:36
With Bernie's plan you can choose your own cat.
05/11/19 13:22:08
- so doctor, is Mrs tiddles worried in there?- oh yes. She's having kittens
05/11/19 9:20:58
Thank goodness you're here, I've got a bad case of the chats. (French pronunciation)
05/11/19 9:07:23
"Richard Gere was just brought in again. I hate to say this but keep him away from the doctor."
05/11/19 8:59:58
Ironically, he was brought in to surgically remove all the cats from caption.me
05/11/19 8:47:12
"Dave, will this do for the fancy dress party?"
05/11/19 8:37:59
"No, please don't bring that vacuum cleaner into surgery. We'll sweep."
05/11/19 8:37:09
Kiddy Cat
05/11/19 8:34:00
Mouse Surgeon
05/11/19 8:29:51
"I'm Doc Minou from the Cat Rescue team. I hear you're full of puss."
05/11/19 8:26:44
He works with Doggie Howser.
05/11/19 8:17:30
"There's nothing he likes better than dressing up as a doctor."(And by "nothing", I really mean anything short of castration.)
05/11/19 8:16:12
House cat
05/11/19 8:10:48
Doctor Foster cat
05/11/19 8:09:23
Pets in Practice
05/11/19 8:02:13
"I'm going to have to opurrate."
05/11/19 8:02:08
He is a purr-geon
05/11/19 8:01:23
''Don't worry, you've still got eight lives left.''
05/11/19 8:01:16
I specialize in felines.
05/11/19 8:00:09
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