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After eating a whole group of monkeys, Susan washed the feast down with a few beers.
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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5692Paul Reeve

After eating a whole group of monkeys, Susan washed the feast down with a few beers.

28/10/19 20:13:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 16922Mark England

Rock pools are a great place to catch crabs

28/10/19 20:23:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14948Dan Nicholls

God that's disgusting. That beer she's holding is 0% alcohol.

28/10/19 20:16:00

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Boris admits his plan to win over EU President Jean-Claude Juncker on a French beach has not worked.

29/10/19 0:35:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5945Vivvy En

"I'm only here for the beer"

28/10/19 21:44:07

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

SWIPE LEFT

28/10/19 21:38:38

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11660 Smuldo

After I drank all of her beer, I must admit she did look a wee bit like Daryl Hannah.

28/10/19 21:20:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"I tell you, the wet dreams you have when you're a recovering alcoholic and haven't had sex for six months are more like bloody nightmares..."

28/10/19 20:25:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 16922Mark England

Moremaid

28/10/19 20:15:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

It's when she started taking the bottle tops off with her vagina that I knew she was a keeper

28/10/19 20:14:49

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A crypt keeper? --Scrijjy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 5545James Lennox

The Not So Little Mermaid

28/10/19 20:00:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4648Karyn Harrison

Don't be taken in by those MILF and alcohol ads.

28/10/19 20:26:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4648Karyn Harrison

And after lulling the sailors to sleep with her beautiful singing she nicked all their beer.

28/10/19 20:05:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 954Sam Cass

We ARE going to need a bigger boat.

28/10/19 20:00:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5545James Lennox

The Little Mermaid: The Later Years

28/10/19 20:00:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1481Willie Johnson

A beached ale.

28/10/19 22:25:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22888Michael Winner

"Let's go back to the beginning, shall we- tell me when these nightmares started happening, Mr Lovecraft."

28/10/19 21:18:11

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James Lennox Vote score: 5545James Lennox

She could be the reason "siren" came to mean get the hell out of the way.

28/10/19 20:16:01

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 954Sam Cass

"Hello Instagram! It's your girl Ariel enjoying some post-meal brews! RIP Sebastian, Flounder, Papa Triton, Hubby Prince Eric, Flotsam, Jetsam, Ursula, the ship that struck Ursula, Louis, Carlotta..."

28/10/19 20:04:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

Blackpool releases its own version of Baywatch

28/10/19 20:01:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

That awkward moment when you wake up on a beach next to your empties and that blonde model you pulled the night beforeā€¦

28/10/19 20:00:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9661Mr Dome

And here we have the source of the Thames

28/10/19 22:07:23

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

If Heinekin did bad decisions.

28/10/19 21:23:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31821Tony Edwards

Beer lady garden

28/10/19 20:41:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31821Tony Edwards

Adnams and Eve

28/10/19 20:29:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

She makes the giants causeway look small

28/10/19 20:26:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14948Dan Nicholls

Time for a little sun, sea, sand and...self-love

28/10/19 20:17:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10129Stephen Bean

Lady Laga

28/10/19 20:14:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8899Chris Keegan

Adele's Christmas calendar shoot was not going well.

28/10/19 20:12:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4648Karyn Harrison

Guaranteed to cause brewer's droop.

28/10/19 20:08:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3993Stu Dent

Not plenty of fish

28/10/19 20:04:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Think before you drink before you dive

28/10/19 20:02:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Larger Lout

28/10/19 20:00:20

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3993Stu Dent

Bar-nacles

28/10/19 20:00:07

 
Dr Joe NH Dr Joe NH

Love Island went to shit after Brexit.

30/10/19 14:31:48

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

A typical Gypsy wash, "Feet, Fanny, Face"

29/10/19 9:24:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1481Willie Johnson

There aren't beer goggles thick enough....

28/10/19 22:16:14

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Mrs Beer Belly , Beer Belly , get these butts away from me ... I don't find this stuff amusing any more...
I can call you 'Bevvy' and , Bevvy , when you call me , you can call me 'Alc,' call me Alcohol!

28/10/19 22:03:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9661Mr Dome

I do prefer a stout, but even she is too much

28/10/19 21:47:58

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3993Stu Dent

Frisky Galore

28/10/19 20:45:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3993Stu Dent

Want some & Get some

28/10/19 20:42:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12042Vanessa the Guesser

Sorry love, it's all gone limpet.

28/10/19 20:17:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14948Dan Nicholls

Bleurgh-maid

28/10/19 20:15:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9719Dave Bryan

On the rocks

28/10/19 20:09:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"Dave, I promise it's the water that smells like fish...Now come on love, get stuck in..."

28/10/19 20:08:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8899Chris Keegan

Sadly, the ape encounter was too much for Sue. Drink has taken its toll.

28/10/19 20:01:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 954Sam Cass

I bet she has a strongbeau.

28/10/19 20:00:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10687Neil Mackenzie

Came home air conditioner had packed up and the fridge had gone bang. Luckily the Wife had everything under control.

28/10/19 20:00:18

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 954Sam Cass

Stella OrTwo?

28/10/19 20:00:08

 
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