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Beths clearly lost some weight, it was only last month I saw her wearing a sofa.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

Beth's clearly lost some weight, it was only last month I saw her wearing a sofa.

18/10/19 9:28:54

 
stone face Vote score: 6925stone face

Superglue-Never stops being funny.

18/10/19 7:01:11

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Always use it when you're stuck for a caption. --Dave Bryan
The Wolf Vote score: 6378The Wolf

"Oh my God...she's soooo cute!"
"Cheers Julie, you haven't seen her twin sister have you? She was sat on your chair a minute ago"

18/10/19 7:37:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10056Neil Mackenzie

Don’t you just hate it. You spend hours finding the right outfit then find everyone else has had the same idea. Who’d thought white chairs would become fashionable.

18/10/19 7:07:55

 
Molly R Vote score: 1472Molly R

Her sister's even friendlier - she goes around with a mattress fastened to her back.

18/10/19 7:00:12

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

Maria had a deep-seated love for her niece

18/10/19 7:16:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7779Dave Bryan

Korean musical chairs champion denies cheating allegations.

18/10/19 7:01:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7566Stephen Bean

Obesitting

18/10/19 7:00:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7779Dave Bryan

Chair lift

18/10/19 7:00:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20074John Glover

The NHS couuldn't afford a wheelchair, they provided her with the chair that you see, four brackets and two sturdy detachable wooden poles, one for each side.

18/10/19 11:01:55

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

This is your auntie Chairmaine

18/10/19 10:41:33

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4194Lucky Elperro

In a cruel trick on her obese sister, at every family event, Su bought slightly smaller white plastic chairs.

18/10/19 9:56:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30899Tony Edwards

Woo ate all the pies.

18/10/19 8:34:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8869Mr Dome

Roseanne you're Barred

18/10/19 8:18:29

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

Adventures in babysitting

18/10/19 7:00:21

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Probably in America

19/10/19 20:11:17

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Luan smiled politely as her husband's best friend jokingly clapped her hands in time with the words "Bitch. This. Could. Have. Been. MYYY. Life".

18/10/19 17:38:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1849Scrijjy Doo

Please Don't Eat The Babies

18/10/19 13:03:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6378The Wolf

"Abracadabra..."
"Wow, Karen that's bloody impressive...but can we have our dog back"

18/10/19 9:01:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1140Willie Johnson

Several people were injured on the dance floor after she danced to "The Twist".

18/10/19 8:59:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1140Willie Johnson

She was able to fit into the chair when she sat down. But after the big meal she couldn't get it off.

18/10/19 8:46:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5173Vivvy En

Everyone agreed that the Brobdingnag Plug-in Baby Entertainer was an excellent gift

18/10/19 7:51:18

 
stone face Vote score: 6925stone face

Man in short leather coat and loud American twang shouts to camera-

"Tonight, on 'When Garden Furniture Attacks' ..We witness the brutal and the shocking. Which turn the most innocent events into living nightmares.
It was a lovely Christening, till a white plastic chair decided to mate with Auntie Kim...Another example of When Garden Furniture Attacks.

18/10/19 7:37:46

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

It was moments later, when she farted, it really kicked off!

18/10/19 7:36:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Bottom Feeder is never around when you need him.

18/10/19 7:32:22

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5312Paul Reeve

“Who are you calling fat arse, ya cheeky little rascal.”

18/10/19 7:26:45

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Sue loved a party and this time she was ready for that ‘musical chairs’ game.

18/10/19 7:23:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14254Dan Nicholls

Awww so cute, I could eat you up.

18/10/19 7:17:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7779Dave Bryan

''I don't think it's democratic. Whenever we have these group meetings she always takes the chair.''

18/10/19 7:15:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10708Vanessa the Guesser

"See, it's ok to have a stool stuck to your backside sometimes."

18/10/19 7:15:07

 
stone face Vote score: 6925stone face

High-Fivey Wino.

18/10/19 7:12:06

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

“Aunty Kim ..... I thought we’d talked about your constant furniture theft .... you promised ..”

18/10/19 7:07:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3357Stu Dent

♪ Stuck on Sue (lee) ♪

18/10/19 7:07:46

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

"Bumbino!"

18/10/19 7:07:16

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6331Hercules Rockefeller

Diane was suddenly overcome with a craving for some baby back ribs.

18/10/19 7:07:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7566Stephen Bean

"I thought I was the one who was supposed to blubber."

18/10/19 7:06:40

 
Mark England Vote score: 15962Mark England

"aaagh.. there's a weird giant spider coming to get me!"

18/10/19 7:06:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

“Ahhhh ...... unlike me, she’s a little booty”

18/10/19 7:05:38

 
stone face Vote score: 6925stone face

"Ohhh! I really do love children. But I don't think I could eat another one."

18/10/19 7:04:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7566Stephen Bean

"So you're the greedy cow who ate all my christening cake!"

18/10/19 7:01:41

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

Aunt Marina felt a bond with baby straight away.

18/10/19 7:01:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"and when you grow up, remember not to swallow chewing gum whilst suffering with diarrhoea"

18/10/19 7:01:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7566Stephen Bean

She's teaching her the fats of life.

18/10/19 7:00:51

 
stone face Vote score: 6925stone face

My Big Fat Geek Wetting.

18/10/19 7:00:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Chairwoman of the Broad

18/10/19 7:00:10

 
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