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stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

Dick Knittington..

02/10/19 12:14:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Shagpuss

02/10/19 12:02:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8853The Wolf

Oh no, not more knobs...thought Larry at Downing Street

02/10/19 12:32:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

So that's why the Cheshire Cat is always grinning.

02/10/19 12:01:44

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

I'm sure I told the pet shop owner that I wanted a cockatoo...

02/10/19 16:12:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8853The Wolf

the cat that got the cream

02/10/19 12:00:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

Why is the brown one bigger? I demand racial equality.

02/10/19 12:17:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6129C CaMel

Wash before use.

02/10/19 12:09:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

My cat's gone off these. She's going through the Menopaws.

02/10/19 12:04:15

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

After recently adopting a rescue cat and having him neutered, Dave was elated to find this product, which he bought in an attempt to stave off the persistent revenge attacks every time he got out of the shower.

02/10/19 12:02:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

My cat prefers the ball bag...and I've got the scars to prove it!

02/10/19 12:01:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

If I had a pussy I would definitely try these.

02/10/19 12:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4552Stu Dent

Looks like a cock and wool story to me

02/10/19 14:28:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6389James Lennox

"God is everywhere my child, he's even in a BAG O DICKS."

02/10/19 14:07:16

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Come again? --Karyn Harrison
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Mrs said her husband went to take a shower and now he is in hospital, her cat thought he had her toy

02/10/19 19:40:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2774Scrijjy Doo

Lesbian Approved

02/10/19 15:09:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6389James Lennox

I've always wondered what felinatio was.

02/10/19 14:10:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

Grandma thought they might be salt and pepper, somewhere in the back of her mind she remembered giving things of this shape a damned good shaking.

02/10/19 13:42:40

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 622Barrie Bullock

Made by Claude Balls.

02/10/19 13:13:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12355Stephen Bean

The cat sat on the meat

02/10/19 12:57:55

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

"Two life size Donald Trumps please."

02/10/19 12:54:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12355Stephen Bean

Schrö-dongers sexperiment

02/10/19 12:52:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

There's also a black one which is more suitable for the larger pussy.

02/10/19 12:28:48

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Actually LOL. Thank you Mrs. Slocombe. --Mark Daly
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

WARNING! This product may contain nuts.

06/10/19 9:38:05

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Security blanket.

04/10/19 23:24:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

I don't take two dicks at once, as a rule of thumb

03/10/19 7:30:53

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Comes in two colours

02/10/19 19:28:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"...My latest purchase from "WEAVE GOT IT!' "

02/10/19 17:28:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11090Neil Mackenzie

For wife’s who want their husbands to wear pyjamas, but these cat attack training toys now!

02/10/19 17:17:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2774Scrijjy Doo

How to occupy a pussy.

02/10/19 15:07:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2774Scrijjy Doo

We need to put grandma in a home.

02/10/19 15:03:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6213Greg Curtis

"...Seamy."

02/10/19 13:25:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

Nice lighthouse-themed scratching posts for cats. Fab

02/10/19 12:51:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6129C CaMel

Nan's hands were always busy.

02/10/19 12:50:59

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

100% organic catnip? What a cock and bollocks story!

02/10/19 12:45:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6129C CaMel

I ordered the Sajid and Boris twin pack, arrived quickly, as described. 4 Stars.

02/10/19 12:41:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20965John Glover

Nipped in the bud.

02/10/19 12:15:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15347Dan Nicholls

Twat nip

02/10/19 12:14:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12355Stephen Bean

Hairy dick and tom

02/10/19 12:13:37

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7137Hercules Rockefeller

"My kitty just can't get enough of these mushrooms."

02/10/19 12:11:10

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Pack includes Harry Michael Taylor III and Tyrone.

02/10/19 12:08:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

Felix hadn't quite worked out how to extract the catnip, but where there's a willy there's a way.

02/10/19 12:03:45

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Ideal for my two cats, Bobbit and Nobbit

02/10/19 12:02:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

Come with detachable helmets.

02/10/19 12:01:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Stash in the cat dick

02/10/19 12:01:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5084Karyn Harrison

Nip and suck

02/10/19 12:00:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

Thank heavens they come in a bag.

02/10/19 12:00:37

 
ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

Would you like to give your pussy hours of fun?

02/10/19 12:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Only a purrvert would invent something like this.

02/10/19 12:00:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 2168Molly R

Approved by the Commission for Racial Equality

02/10/19 12:00:20

 
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