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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1920Scrijjy Doo

Be the tennis ball.

06/09/19 22:51:26

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4225Lucky Elperro

Correct preparation for the postman's arrival was essential.

06/09/19 21:31:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

Six days a week I have to put up with their shit. Same routine every day. 6am, take them for a walk. Then find the stick they keep clumsily losing, then have to shit on the floor so they can play that silly game where they pick it up with a bag. It's tedious to say the least. Then I have to pretend all day to be their best friend. My only relief is Saturday night when they go out. Then it's my time. I meditate, watch Britain's got talent, and lick my balls.

06/09/19 20:18:54

 
stone face Vote score: 6942stone face

"Is he a crossbreed?"

"He used to be, before he discovered yoga."

06/09/19 21:52:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4907James Lennox

Paws for thought.

06/09/19 20:00:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Hairy Krishna

06/09/19 20:00:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1920Scrijjy Doo

The Doggy Lama

06/09/19 22:47:42

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4225Lucky Elperro

No Lassie, when I said 'go and get some help'...

06/09/19 21:12:02

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4225Lucky Elperro

'Please Buddha, let these people know my names not Dave...it's Rodney.

06/09/19 22:44:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1452larry G.

“Please make the cat disappear.”

06/09/19 20:43:21

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

...and with a little Bach playing softly in the background...

06/09/19 20:06:12

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Bach-ground music? --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Self heeling

06/09/19 20:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Muttitation

06/09/19 20:00:08

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"Alright. We get it, Rove. Day 83 of you mourning the loss of your balls."

06/09/19 21:39:24

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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

TranscenDentastix meditation

06/09/19 20:00:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

Monkrel

07/09/19 0:22:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8069Dave Bryan

''I'm getting a message from the spirit world for someone called Linda.''
''That's me, Rex. My name is Linda.''
''It's from Bob, your recently deceased husband. I can't quite make it out.
'Why don't you....'
''It's faded out again.''
'Why don't you....'
''Please speak louder, Bob.''
'Why don't you get off you fat arse and take Rex for a walk.'

06/09/19 21:19:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4115Karyn Harrison

Dilyn's grateful to have a roof over his head but Boris is bloody difficult to live with at the moment.

06/09/19 20:50:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30994Tony Edwards

Monkgrel

06/09/19 20:21:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

One Mantra and His Dog

06/09/19 20:12:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

Frankie says Relax

06/09/19 20:10:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5258Vivvy En

Fellow dogs, won't they take you for a walk?
a) Adopt the meditation pose and think 'peace'
b) Breathe deeply (imagine the smell of damp lampposts)
c) And think 'pees'
Dogfullness. It won't work but they will notice and laugh at you and hopefully open the bloody door

06/09/19 20:08:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Meditation helps with pawsitive thinking.

06/09/19 20:01:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10218Neil Mackenzie

He is trying to remember where he buried his bone.

07/09/19 7:48:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1195Willie Johnson

"Sit. Nama stay."

07/09/19 6:54:36

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 442Charles Gilbert

When your karma has not run over your dogma.

07/09/19 6:27:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

“......just...be....yappy......”

07/09/19 0:35:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

“He does this, every time I tell him to ‘Heal.’ “

07/09/19 0:11:59

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 608Generic RedHead

Paws and reflect.

07/09/19 0:09:34

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

“He’s becoming his own master.”

07/09/19 0:03:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1195Willie Johnson

What's gotten into him? He's doing this when I say "sit".

06/09/19 23:37:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1920Scrijjy Doo

After a hard day of licking your balls.

06/09/19 22:50:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5122C CaMel

Chilli Dog

06/09/19 22:18:45

 
stone face Vote score: 6942stone face

"Our dog has never come to terms with being turned down for the part of Yoda."

06/09/19 21:54:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8069Dave Bryan

Jack Russell Grant

06/09/19 21:39:58

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Rin-Tin-Zen.

06/09/19 21:31:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10218Neil Mackenzie

The dog is crossed legged thinking mustn’t pee on the floor.

06/09/19 21:15:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

"Trevor! Will you bloody well stop playing Pink Floyd all the time, Bono hasn't fetched a ball in weeks!"

06/09/19 20:54:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8069Dave Bryan

Tai Chien

06/09/19 20:47:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20127John Glover

"On me pad I am, on me pad I am .... He repeated his mantra doggedly.

06/09/19 20:39:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8964Mr Dome

Buddhist Collie

06/09/19 20:25:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30994Tony Edwards

Guided dog

06/09/19 20:24:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5122C CaMel

He'll never get in a flap

06/09/19 20:22:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21584Ian Skelding

Blind dog

06/09/19 20:19:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

"Darling, when you said Rex is a rescue dog, have you got any idea just what he was rescued from??"

06/09/19 20:18:07

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4868Chris Halliwell

Yoga Bare.

06/09/19 20:14:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A dog is a mantra's best friend

06/09/19 20:14:24

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Yoga Grrrr...uru

06/09/19 20:09:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

Bella meditates on chasing the dalai llama.

06/09/19 20:06:49

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8199Chris Keegan

Darling, what on earth have you done with Marley, he's humming!

06/09/19 20:05:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Calming down after a ruff day

06/09/19 20:04:17

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James Lennox Vote score: 4907James Lennox

Dogi

06/09/19 20:00:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4907James Lennox

Doga

06/09/19 20:00:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2946Crunchy Chords

"Did you remember to give the dog her daily medication?"
"MediCATION?"

06/09/19 20:00:11

 
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