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Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

"What's the plan if this all kicks off Sarge"

"Taser the kid"

12/01/21 9:46:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

"Sorry to hear that. Have you tried using lubricant?"

12/01/21 14:08:14

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

So that’s where the snowman’s nose went. Stand nice and still and we can have a game of hoopla.

12/01/21 8:45:09

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I always had a sneaking suspicion that Olaf was a homophobe, I mean come on he's obviously a white supremacist that chants "Snow White Power! Snow White Power!" --Glyn Evans
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

Luckily the police intervened in this show of public indecency.
And the black woman was later charged, with carrying a large Cheerio without a licence.

12/01/21 9:50:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

Spot the Trump supporter.

12/01/21 8:04:04

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It's the one in the uniform. --Michael Winner
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

This could have turned into a Mexican standoff, except Cletus also hated anything Mexican. And standing.

12/01/21 8:00:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

The officer is from the Homoside Police Department.

12/01/21 9:33:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

She's about to make him take the knee.. in the groin.

12/01/21 8:04:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

"Puffters will go to He.... Ooh Angie, at last you've brought my anal cushion. That was a real pounding you gave me with your strap on last night."

12/01/21 8:03:17

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

With a firm hold of his Bull Horn, methinks Dave doth protest too much.

12/01/21 16:09:46

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

Bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that!

12/01/21 13:58:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

"Well bugger me, my ex-wife's now a lifeguard."

12/01/21 9:40:46

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

Despite his parents bitter break up, Frankie still got to see his Dad every other Saturday

12/01/21 9:37:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

Let me guess. The Police arrest the black lady and her son...

12/01/21 8:56:58

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Of course not! How could you even suggest such a thing?The cops shoot the black woman & the child goes to protective services. --Mauris Iocus
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

I don't know why but I could murder a doughnut.

12/01/21 8:54:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''There's no such pace as Hell, buddy. Hell is other people. Haven't you ever read Sartre's Huis Clos?''

12/01/21 8:39:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

Barry never forgave the gay surgeon who accidentally replaced his arm with a megaphone.

12/01/21 8:30:23

 
Andy Herbert Vote score: 252Andy Herbert

You never see a mohican worn with Pride any more

12/01/21 8:26:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''We better stay here, Sarge, in case any of those f-cking liberals start heckling him.''

12/01/21 8:23:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

Homosexuality leads to "Hell no!"

12/01/21 8:20:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

Homophobic vs ho mofo Bec

12/01/21 8:11:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"And yet, your pickup truck has a pair of balls dangling from it, for some strange reason."

12/01/21 8:07:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

Conservatives resort to other alternatives after being banned from twitter.

12/01/21 8:04:04

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Well, it's still far less hostile than twitter. --Mauris Iocus
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

The choirboy wanted to know why God hadn’t saved him from the Priest?

12/01/21 20:55:50

 
Patel Jayesh Vote score: 30Patel Jayesh

Look mate, I'm seven and there are gay people in this world, deal with it

12/01/21 20:03:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

Gay Basher Pride

12/01/21 16:50:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

"If that's the case you must be doing something wrong ... and you've misspelt halitosis."

12/01/21 13:19:37

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

"Say, where can I buy a t-shirt like that?"

12/01/21 11:01:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

"Oh no ma'am, I'm not religious at all. I'm just really bad at sex."

12/01/21 10:18:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

Floyd was hell-bent on getting his point across.

12/01/21 9:59:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33440Tony Edwards

"I think I know where she would like to shove that megaphone."

12/01/21 9:58:12

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

About as welcome as a trump in an elevator, Dave was loud, but not proud.

12/01/21 9:28:31

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

But in one brief moment he had second thoughts.

12/01/21 9:00:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

My boyfriend went to hell and all he brought me back was this lousy t,shirts.

12/01/21 8:48:28

 
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