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John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

"Strange, when we had it in our front room, nobody ever mentioned it or commented about it."

11/07/19 21:38:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10328Dave Bryan

''Welcome aboard. Don't worry, I won't charge you.''

11/07/19 20:01:02

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2466Scrappy Doo

Horton Hires A Ho

11/07/19 20:25:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10800Stephen Bean

Helmer the Elephant

11/07/19 20:09:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

"1st left, then 2nd on the right, 5th on the left, 4th right, followed by 3rd on the right, 2nd left, past the Anne Frank House, 4th on the left, 2nd on the right and finally 2nd left. The tour company gave me the job after the previous guy, Billy the Goldfish, kept forgetting the route."

11/07/19 21:12:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22462Ian Skelding

Tuskany

11/07/19 20:02:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 532Charles Gilbert

Look at me. Look at me...

I am the captain now.

12/07/19 5:01:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

"Shouldn't there be two? I Noah left something behind..."

11/07/19 20:51:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10800Stephen Bean

"I'm sick of being paid bloody peanuts."

11/07/19 20:08:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10328Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry folks, I've forgotten how to start the engine.''
''Dumbo.''

11/07/19 20:04:58

 
stone face Vote score: 7775stone face

Sitting outside the coffee shop
staring at the barge-

"I'll tell you what Mavis, that Mexican super skunk is something else."

11/07/19 22:40:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12553Vanessa the Guesser

Be like an elephant - never forget to wear a Dutch cap in Amsterdam.

11/07/19 22:36:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2545Trace Sarge

Jumbo Jetty

11/07/19 22:34:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20697John Glover

"I asked for garnish not a sodding Ganesh."

11/07/19 21:34:28

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 54Captain Cheese

Dutch Babarge

11/07/19 20:10:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Large trunks must be stowed on the top level.

11/07/19 20:09:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 532Charles Gilbert

Tug boat!

12/07/19 5:02:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10830Neil Mackenzie

The Elephant, I bought it in a sail.

11/07/19 22:48:41

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

I'm here to watch Andre Rieu play Tuskanini

11/07/19 22:44:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 17047Mark England

*Puff* "Wow, this must be some strong shit, man. I can see pink elephants everywhere"

11/07/19 22:09:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6178Greg Curtis

A-Friggin' Elephant

11/07/19 21:07:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 10328Dave Bryan

''Can you get me cheaper car insurance?''
''No, I'm a fucking elephant.''
''You'll always get a straight answer from The Admiral.''

11/07/19 20:29:11

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Nelly had that sinking feeling ...

11/07/19 20:28:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32078Tony Edwards

John Sergeant barges round Amsterdam.

11/07/19 20:26:43

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

This boat is elephant-manned.

11/07/19 20:18:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6832Hercules Rockefeller

"But I thought the ad stated that you had an elephant for sale?"

11/07/19 20:14:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32078Tony Edwards

It's all a big game to Welephant.

11/07/19 20:13:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9006Chris Keegan

Barge into Amsterdam? Not on your Nelly!

11/07/19 20:09:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Archie-Bargy

11/07/19 20:04:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Looks like someone's overdone it with the boat docks.

11/07/19 20:04:20

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 54Captain Cheese

Jumboat

11/07/19 20:02:47

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Elephants always barge their way through

11/07/19 20:01:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

"Oi! You in the blue, watch who you're barging."

11/07/19 20:01:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5138Chris Halliwell

Admiral Nellieson.

11/07/19 20:01:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19024Troompa Loompa

♬ "Canallie the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus..."

11/07/19 20:00:10

 
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