"Strange, when we had it in our front room, nobody ever mentioned it or commented about it."

11/07/19 20:38:09

''Welcome aboard. Don't worry, I won't charge you.''

11/07/19 19:01:02

Horton Hires A Ho

11/07/19 19:25:32

Helmer the Elephant

11/07/19 19:09:58

"1st left, then 2nd on the right, 5th on the left, 4th right, followed by 3rd on the right, 2nd left, past the Anne Frank House, 4th on the left, 2nd on the right and finally 2nd left. The tour company gave me the job after the previous guy, Billy the Goldfish, kept forgetting the route."

11/07/19 20:12:22

Tuskany

11/07/19 19:02:46

Look at me. Look at me...

I am the captain now.

12/07/19 4:01:19

"Shouldn't there be two? I Noah left something behind..."

11/07/19 19:51:50

"I'm sick of being paid bloody peanuts."

11/07/19 19:08:03

''I'm sorry folks, I've forgotten how to start the engine.''
''Dumbo.''

11/07/19 19:04:58

Sitting outside the coffee shop
staring at the barge-

"I'll tell you what Mavis, that Mexican super skunk is something else."

11/07/19 21:40:03

Be like an elephant - never forget to wear a Dutch cap in Amsterdam.

11/07/19 21:36:01

Jumbo Jetty

11/07/19 21:34:04

"I asked for garnish not a sodding Ganesh."

11/07/19 20:34:28

Dutch Babarge

11/07/19 19:10:20

Large trunks must be stowed on the top level.

11/07/19 19:09:03

Tug boat!

12/07/19 4:02:34

The Elephant, I bought it in a sail.

11/07/19 21:48:41

I'm here to watch Andre Rieu play Tuskanini

11/07/19 21:44:36

*Puff* "Wow, this must be some strong shit, man. I can see pink elephants everywhere"

11/07/19 21:09:58

A-Friggin' Elephant

11/07/19 20:07:34

''Can you get me cheaper car insurance?''
''No, I'm a fucking elephant.''
''You'll always get a straight answer from The Admiral.''

11/07/19 19:29:11

Nelly had that sinking feeling ...

11/07/19 19:28:04

John Sergeant barges round Amsterdam.

11/07/19 19:26:43

This boat is elephant-manned.

11/07/19 19:18:30

"But I thought the ad stated that you had an elephant for sale?"

11/07/19 19:14:54

It's all a big game to Welephant.

11/07/19 19:13:39

Barge into Amsterdam? Not on your Nelly!

11/07/19 19:09:00

Archie-Bargy

11/07/19 19:04:41

Looks like someone's overdone it with the boat docks.

11/07/19 19:04:20

Jumboat

11/07/19 19:02:47

Elephants always barge their way through

11/07/19 19:01:59

"Oi! You in the blue, watch who you're barging."

11/07/19 19:01:41

Admiral Nellieson.

11/07/19 19:01:06

♬ "Canallie the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus..."

11/07/19 19:00:10