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Michael Winner Vote score: 22296Michael Winner

...and at that exact moment, Ghengis Khan banned women from designing shields.

08/06/19 17:33:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3272James Lennox

Ask yourself which is worse: A cutesy animal censorship image, or a nudist middle aged hiker?

08/06/19 11:22:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9310Vanessa the Guesser

As I quickly found out, neither of them were much interested in sex.

08/06/19 15:54:09

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

Eats shoots and won't leave

08/06/19 11:34:03

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Sally's friends began to grow suspicious at her hunting photos when one of them asked how the hell a panda found itself in the Alps.

08/06/19 15:51:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2695Stu Dent

Bear Naked lady

08/06/19 14:21:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

"Will work for bamboo."

08/06/19 20:35:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6957Chris Keegan

Well, I give up. A very average photo of my very average wife. So I stick a bloody great cardboard cutout of a panda in front of her and still no captions with a vote. What do you guys want...blood??? Hang on a minute......

08/06/19 14:08:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3272James Lennox

When the mist cleared, Dian Fossey wondered what the hell she'd been smoking.

08/06/19 11:39:17

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 285Gavin Smithers

The freemasons are planning to merge with The World Wildlife Fund

09/06/19 17:02:49

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"What's wrong....are you seeing things again, Michael?" asked Mrs Gove.

08/06/19 18:30:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7549Mr Dome

Photo enhancement for Dummies lesson 18: clip art

08/06/19 15:27:57

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

Grin and bear it.

08/06/19 13:50:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2341Crunchy Chords

Bruce knew that Yang Guang would enjoy spending time with his seductive wife: What is saucy for the Bruce is saucy for the panda.

08/06/19 12:40:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9310Vanessa the Guesser

Shanghide

08/06/19 12:17:13

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

Fi at panda

08/06/19 11:41:53

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

World Wildwife Found

08/06/19 11:35:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5709Dave Bryan

''The long term breeding programne has been very successful. Over the last 50 years there has been a huge increase in the number of women wearing shorts, boots and sunglasses.''

08/06/19 11:21:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22296Michael Winner

Unfortunately, Jenny failed her camouflage exam.

08/06/19 11:21:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

Bear Girls OBE

08/06/19 11:08:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

WTF WWF?

08/06/19 11:07:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6957Chris Keegan

"Look darling, I've P, P, Picked up a Marathon" (she always has been a little simple, bless her)

08/06/19 11:00:56

 
Alasdair Kerr Alasdair Kerr

Panda mutant develops..human features

16/06/19 2:51:37

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 285Gavin Smithers

"Of course it's safe- pandas hardly ever breed in the wild."

10/06/19 20:52:09

 
Sean Westwood Sean Westwood

Panda x Random girl

09/06/19 17:26:20

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

The ideal photo for a dating profile that says, 'I can't breed to save my life.'

09/06/19 12:09:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9508Neil Mackenzie

Paper view twin peaks.

08/06/19 20:24:43

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

Panda Excess.

08/06/19 20:12:35

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

The loading of the picture was still panding.

08/06/19 15:22:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4651Vivvy En

She's got some cheek holding him like that! No wonder he looks startled.

08/06/19 15:03:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4329Kenny Ireland

Does she have a bear behind?

08/06/19 14:34:11

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 493Barrie Bullock

If you saw the whole body there would be pandemonium.

08/06/19 14:02:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

A bear lap dance.

08/06/19 13:48:56

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

These glasses aren't big enough to cover my panda eyes!

08/06/19 12:55:56

 
stone face Vote score: 5673stone face

Panda is placed on the photo,to spare the blushes of this very short woman with long arms .

08/06/19 12:48:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5709Dave Bryan

''They wouldn't let me take him in Holland & Barrett. Apparently, the shop has a Panda Bar.''

08/06/19 12:03:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30089Tony Edwards

Chi Chi photo

08/06/19 11:43:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30089Tony Edwards

Fun runner

08/06/19 11:32:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22296Michael Winner

Fears raised for gullible tourist in wildlife poaching area.

08/06/19 11:25:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7549Mr Dome

And within seconds the most humongous tsunami destroyed them all

08/06/19 11:21:18

 
Molly R Vote score: 1108Molly R

I'm afraid he's been a very, very naughty boy.

08/06/19 11:14:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

Watch out for the growler

08/06/19 11:10:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

I'm mountain a protest

08/06/19 11:09:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6957Chris Keegan

Jean was desperate to go to the loo with no hiding place. Fortunately she stumbled across Kung Poo Panda.

08/06/19 11:07:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5709Dave Bryan

''This isn't the kind of shoot I was expecting.''

08/06/19 11:05:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5709Dave Bryan

''Well caught!''

08/06/19 11:02:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5682Glyn Evans

"Yeah, right - as if. It's obvious that the background's fake."

08/06/19 11:01:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37300Welsh Rarebit

Bearing all

08/06/19 11:01:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20953Ian Skelding

"I'm fed up having to Panda to you all the time."

08/06/19 11:00:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9310Vanessa the Guesser

Peek-a-bamboo!

08/06/19 11:00:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37300Welsh Rarebit

"I wish she'd let me go, cos I'm not cut out for all this posing malarky."

08/06/19 11:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4859Stephen Bean

Panda bare

08/06/19 11:00:04

 
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