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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21167Ian Skelding

Texticles

Nod to 8:08:02

19/05/19 8:06:58

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11240 Smuldo

Testicalls.

19/05/19 7:08:02

 
stone face Vote score: 6278stone face

"Have you seen my new screensaver- It's the dog's bollocks."

19/05/19 7:00:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7803Chris Keegan

Darling, Rex is at it yet again, could you ring my mobile and make his day.

19/05/19 7:21:14

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4557Kenny Ireland

Dog and bone.

19/05/19 8:39:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5948Glyn Evans

Semens

19/05/19 7:06:31

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

My dog likes using the dick-t'-phone

19/05/19 9:40:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3999James Lennox

"Don't forget to get dogfood" - SEND

19/05/19 7:20:51

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Screen teste.

19/05/19 7:00:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4844C CaMel

Cyber criminals unlock Lord Sugar's iPhone

19/05/19 17:24:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8297Mr Dome

When I asked you to give me a ring...

19/05/19 16:36:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13831Dan Nicholls

That settles it, I'm changing back to spay as you go.

19/05/19 11:45:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19782John Glover

Laying it on the line.

19/05/19 11:31:59

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Shep was setting up the faecal recognition feature on his smartphone.

19/05/19 9:56:21

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3004Stu Dent

This will show that bitch what I think of her

19/05/19 7:26:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9710Neil Mackenzie

You took my tail so I’m taking your phone!

19/05/19 9:50:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21167Ian Skelding

"He's neuter the latest technology."

19/05/19 8:11:38

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

'Dawn French has reported Lenny Henry to police after he continually calls her on facetime and stares in silence'

19/05/19 7:58:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4884Vivvy En

"We're going to have to get him done, he's trying to sext the local hotties."

19/05/19 7:58:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9983Vanessa the Guesser

Pay As You Gonads

19/05/19 7:31:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22461Michael Winner

*sniff* "Why does my phone smell like the Labour Party's policy on Brexit?"

19/05/19 7:16:24

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Why did my phone just google a photo of Donald Trump?

19/05/19 7:10:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6102Hercules Rockefeller

iBone

19/05/19 7:03:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3999James Lennox

With thumbs like mine the dog's still probably better at texting than me.

19/05/19 7:48:47

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Japs eye phone

19/05/19 7:40:28

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3999James Lennox

Testicle Feedback

19/05/19 7:28:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38386Welsh Rarebit

That's not a nubile phone!

19/05/19 7:27:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6736Dave Bryan

Rover was getting fed up with cold balls.

19/05/19 7:21:27

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

There's always some arsehole listening in when you're having a conversation.

19/05/19 7:14:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38386Welsh Rarebit

My dog Samsung like a donkey.

19/05/19 7:12:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6736Dave Bryan

''That dog would put his balls on the line for me.''

19/05/19 7:07:48

 
Dot Old Vote score: 769Dot Old

Smarsephone

19/05/19 7:03:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38386Welsh Rarebit

That's why I couldn't vote for Iceland on the Eurovision Song Contest last night.

19/05/19 7:03:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6033Stephen Bean

"My testicles needed some O2."

19/05/19 7:00:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6736Dave Bryan

Spray as you go

19/05/19 7:00:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6033Stephen Bean

Nuts and volts

19/05/19 7:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6033Stephen Bean

Screenshaver

19/05/19 7:00:03

 
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