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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 520Zak Toby1998

'Visitors to local beach warned of escaped black, poisonous salamander seen diving into peoples boats'

17/05/19 8:09:39

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Sorry nod police but that's a 'Nah' from me.. --stone face
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1705Crunchy Chords

“Step 219: Now that you have built your boat, gone to sea, caught your load of fish, brought them back and put them on display in your boat as your dowry, the final step to attracting a husband is to stand proudly next to your boat and wait for the eligible men of the village to come and select you as a wife. Oh, and remove your robe, that's key.”

17/05/19 8:06:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 14776Mark England

"Hmmm, It says in this travellers guide that on this beach you should be wary of Ninja Mudskippers.."

17/05/19 8:25:27

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I love the way ‘ninja' describes the colour and the action! --Stephen Bean
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1705Crunchy Chords

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gal at Sea

17/05/19 8:00:55

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1737Stu Dent

Early photo shows Freddie Mercury dabbled with invisibility.

17/05/19 8:32:50

 
stone face Vote score: 3927stone face

"Dear diary..I just wish my husband would hurry up and finish the inside toilet. Am so sick and tired of pissing in this boat everyday."

17/05/19 8:07:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5535Hercules Rockefeller

The Read Sea

17/05/19 8:04:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1211larry G.

Reading Sand Scripts.

17/05/19 15:01:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1731James Lennox

I have a pick-up line that never fails. Watch this.

"Hi there, what are you reading?"

"F*ck off."

I have a pick-up line that nearly never fails.

17/05/19 8:02:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3901Dave Bryan

'FIN'

17/05/19 8:24:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1731James Lennox

At least the axolotl is having fun.

17/05/19 8:06:16

 
stone face Vote score: 3927stone face

Dory would sloop over her book, hoping to ketch up. Because she knew schooner or later someone would barge in.

17/05/19 8:03:23

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 520Zak Toby1998

'mmm, two down, four letters beginning with s... Soft substrate found near the sea?... Oh I give up.'

17/05/19 8:03:04

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 723Scrappy Doo

Emily Dickinson thought a boat ride might cheer her up.

17/05/19 16:44:02

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4177Kenny Ireland

The fish hurdling handbook.

( After composing this I found out there was a fish called a gunnel )

17/05/19 11:44:55

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4828Paul Reeve

In the early days of Love Island, some of the contestants could read.

17/05/19 10:43:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2267The Wolf

"What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?"

"Well, I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know."

17/05/19 9:26:22

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Maiden voyage.

17/05/19 8:50:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1731James Lennox

"Sorry I had to bring my work with me to the beach, but I'm swamped."

17/05/19 8:08:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3901Dave Bryan

Flying fish spotted at English coastal resort.

17/05/19 8:06:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4177Kenny Ireland

Brazilian boat.

17/05/19 22:56:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9094Neil Mackenzie

It didn’t matter how many times she had a bath, being a fisherman’s daughter, everyone thought she needed another.

17/05/19 17:33:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 723Scrappy Doo

Nudist beach in Saudi Arabia

17/05/19 16:43:19

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 789Spycenwolf

After attempting several times to get its appeal, and failing, Annie finally gave up trying to read anything on the net.

17/05/19 15:48:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1211larry G.

Instructions on how to make flooded boats sea-worthy.

17/05/19 15:05:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18820John Glover

"Well, that was embarrassing. When you said Angela's got crabs, I thought you meant she sold them."

17/05/19 14:10:58

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 521Sam Cass

🎵 Sitting on the dock of the bay...waste in tide.🎵

17/05/19 13:19:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2197Trace Sarge

Let your mind not body drift away

17/05/19 9:55:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2593Stephen Bean

In 1819 the entire human race was almost wiped out by an alien parasite. Fortunately it got stuck in a boat and died of heatstroke.

17/05/19 9:35:18

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 61Anthony Smith

Page 243: How to bale water out of your boat.
First, procure a scoop.
Second, immerse the scoop in the pool of water
until full.
Third, pour the water away outside the boat
Fourth, continue until the pool of water has gone.

17/05/19 9:34:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35520Welsh Rarebit

She wee'd

17/05/19 8:48:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35520Welsh Rarebit

Betty McBoatface

17/05/19 8:48:20

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1737Stu Dent

Get up you a crushing my rollocks

17/05/19 8:34:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12334Dan Nicholls

Down the docks there's always old oars hanging about...

17/05/19 8:29:30

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Reader's dock

17/05/19 8:25:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7958Vanessa the Guesser

Dating Mary Rose was a safe bet as everyone knew she would go down.

17/05/19 8:21:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5533Chris Keegan

Black and white pool.

17/05/19 8:21:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4032Vivvy En

Says here 'when building a boat it should always have a sturdy bottom in it'. Check.

17/05/19 8:18:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3901Dave Bryan

Fifty Shades Of Grey Mullet

17/05/19 8:16:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3901Dave Bryan

Lobster pot boiler

17/05/19 8:14:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6518Mr Dome

That's a novel thing to do at the beach

17/05/19 8:13:56

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

Beached Gail

17/05/19 8:11:49

 
Molly R Vote score: 872Molly R

The Belgian Lieutenant's woman.

17/05/19 8:02:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3901Dave Bryan

''Please don't pester me. I don't want to lose my plaice.''

17/05/19 8:02:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5533Chris Keegan

She doesn't float my boat.

17/05/19 8:01:15

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 520Zak Toby1998

"Oh look, there's oar Madge"

17/05/19 8:00:53

 
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