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Paul Reeve Vote score: 4828Paul Reeve

Til deaf do us part.

08/05/19 14:08:57

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5564Tosser Wivlov

Last fright of the proms.

08/05/19 18:34:38

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2197Trace Sarge

Name That Tomb

08/05/19 12:22:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21583Michael Winner

I'll never understand the rules of cricket.

08/05/19 16:24:58

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Still makes me giggle. :^) --Crunchy Chords
The Wolf Vote score: 2260The Wolf

Whatever the circumstances, a woman never bloody listens.

08/05/19 12:53:26

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 519Zak Toby1998

Trom Bone

08/05/19 15:14:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5412Glyn Evans

So the three finalists in the talent show are the French horn playing skeleton, the famous cloud ear lady and a defiant cat.

08/05/19 20:30:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5530Chris Keegan

“Yes love, I’m sure it’ll look better with a frame around it, but I still think I prefer the sun flowers print for above the fireplace"

08/05/19 17:24:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 720Scrappy Doo

Herb Alpert is really past it.

08/05/19 16:31:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20512Ian Skelding

Trance Macabre

08/05/19 16:08:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4031Vivvy En

To ensure the utmost befuddlement of future captioneers, the random composition of this early daguerreotype was aptly completed with the insertion into Elizabeth's ear canals of two chicken drumsticks.

08/05/19 14:38:23

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4828Paul Reeve

Tom asking Hilda if he could stroke her pussy would be the death of him.

08/05/19 14:08:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35511Welsh Rarebit

"Would you like to blow my horn, Beatrice?"

08/05/19 12:19:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12329Dan Nicholls

Then one day, the wind DID change

08/05/19 12:09:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12329Dan Nicholls

He died of tuba-cerlosis

08/05/19 12:00:09

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 521Sam Cass

She'd throw her letters on the floor, play with her cat during music lessons, stuff things in her orifices....

No one ever tells the story of how Helen Keller made her first tutor's life a living hell.

08/05/19 18:00:50

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Soul mates in life and even in death, Napoleon and Josephine were only a Bonaparte.

08/05/19 17:40:01

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

As the rag and bone man played Scott Joplin for the cool cats, Sabrina hoped a dance would be on the cards.

08/05/19 17:31:24

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 519Zak Toby1998

Posh spice let her aunt hear her latest track.

08/05/19 13:44:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29171Tony Edwards

A blast from the past.

08/05/19 12:33:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2260The Wolf

"I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves"

08/05/19 12:07:39

 
Maria W Maria W

Me waiting for my child to be able to play something that doesn't sound like a bag of kittens drowning in syrup

17/05/19 12:16:00

 
Gary Stuckey Gary Stuckey

"They told me auditions were here, Sabrina.....they said they'd be right back....For my next selection...

15/05/19 8:12:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 720Scrappy Doo

Doc Severinsen needs to hang it up.

08/05/19 19:57:06

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 521Sam Cass

If he were tuba honest with himself, the monogrammed dress, the sash, the necklace, the seashell earrings, the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the hands, the legs, it was all a bit too fleshy for his state.

08/05/19 16:55:14

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 720Scrappy Doo

Cat on a Hot Tin Ear

08/05/19 16:30:39

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2197Trace Sarge

Falls on death ears

08/05/19 16:24:43

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 787Spycenwolf

"I don't like where the foreplay is going."

08/05/19 14:26:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3894Dave Bryan

A rave from the grave

08/05/19 13:45:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5498Greg Curtis

"Again, it was a great gig, and I AM STARVING."

08/05/19 13:35:47

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 416Barrie Bullock

Pussy gets the bone.

08/05/19 12:55:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2584Stephen Bean

The cat who got the scream... to melt your flesh away...

08/05/19 12:39:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5530Chris Keegan

And tonight’s star prizes on Chernobyl’s The Price is Right are….A human skeleton!, A French Horn!, A Pedestal Table!, A Cat!, A Young Girl! A Pair of Socks and not forgetting some Ouija Playing Cards! Come on down!!

08/05/19 12:34:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Death metal has been around for longer than you think.

08/05/19 12:15:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3894Dave Bryan

''My playing isn't that bad. Don't be so melodydramatic.''

08/05/19 12:13:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7956Vanessa the Guesser

Deaf Leopard.

08/05/19 12:11:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18819John Glover

"Shit! I told you not to mess with my Ouija board."

08/05/19 12:11:22

 
Mark England Vote score: 14774Mark England

Petunia stuffed her ears because Boney was playing out of skeleton key

08/05/19 12:09:09

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2197Trace Sarge

"OK so what idiot hit the red button on Britain's Got Talent"

08/05/19 12:07:24

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Bone Idol more like... --Dan Nicholls
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7956Vanessa the Guesser

Playing in an orchestra didn't leave any time for housework. Even Veronica's pussy had a thick layer of dust on it.

08/05/19 12:03:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Some of those memento mori photographs are really spooky!

08/05/19 12:03:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2260The Wolf

“Oh, my dearest Patella, I’m simply trying to entertain you and little Tibia by being Humerus and playing a jolly tune, so cheer up you miserable bastard”

08/05/19 12:01:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1737Stu Dent

Nobody gives Tom a earful

08/05/19 12:00:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Emily really didn't want to be reminded of Uncle Arthur and his French horn but Mother insisted.

08/05/19 12:00:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35511Welsh Rarebit

No wonder Albert's got a big smile on his face, he's feeling horny.

08/05/19 12:00:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1737Stu Dent

The top three users of the plenty of fish website

08/05/19 12:00:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2260The Wolf

“I can’t listen to him anymore, he’s tone death”

08/05/19 12:00:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35511Welsh Rarebit

Horn of the Dead- The prequel

08/05/19 12:00:04

 
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