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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36577Welsh Rarebit

"There's somefin in my eye..."

09/06/19 12:00:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19308John Glover

"Are you skipping school as well?"

09/06/19 12:57:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

🎵 I've got you, under my fin

09/06/19 16:11:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1038Scrappy Doo

Does the urogenital opening match the drapes?

09/06/19 16:00:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29752Tony Edwards

They met on Plenty of Fish.

09/06/19 12:28:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"I'm leaving you-I found someone who owns his own aquarium."

09/06/19 16:00:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

"Goldie, come and meet the others. Don't be koi."

09/06/19 14:29:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6216Chris Keegan

"What are you up to this afternoon Dave?"
- "Funny you should say that, I was thinking about going for a swim"

09/06/19 12:56:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20833Ian Skelding

"Must be a dull life outside this bowl, they stare at us and at a box all night."

09/06/19 14:51:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"It's a bit stuffy- I'm going out for some air."

09/06/19 15:57:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36577Welsh Rarebit

"I'm looking for a shoal mate..."

09/06/19 12:00:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5086Dave Bryan

''Try and show some emotion. Don't be such a goldfish.''

09/06/19 18:28:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4406Vivvy En

-"Hello, what's your name?"
-"........Bob."
-"I said 'What's your name?'"
-"........B-"
-"AH, FORGET IT. Idiot."

09/06/19 18:27:29

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

"If we can just put our heads together we may just come up with a way of saving our school!"

"Ere mate, you know this isn't a think tank"

09/06/19 18:19:08

 
Sean Westwood Sean Westwood

So.....you single?

09/06/19 16:12:22

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

I can see your pollocks.

09/06/19 12:28:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

And they called it guppy love

09/06/19 12:28:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm feeling a bit green about the gills after last night's drinking."

09/06/19 12:12:18

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Disney will use the cast of "Finding Nemo" for their new animation "Last of the Mohicans"

10/06/19 15:48:26

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4314Kenny Ireland

"That's NOT where the bubbles are coming from".

10/06/19 12:35:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 420Willie Johnson

She likes it when her sexual partners go up on her.

10/06/19 1:19:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 420Willie Johnson

"Get your fin out of my a-a-achoo!"

10/06/19 1:18:46

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

"Have you got a partner yet "
"No"
"That's ok there are plenty of other fish in the Aquarium"

09/06/19 21:51:07

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

This rave party seems to be a bit fishy.

09/06/19 17:15:39

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1038Scrappy Doo

Squid Viscous

09/06/19 15:56:17

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

They say fish have bad memories, what did you say, cant remember.

09/06/19 15:14:28

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Nosh n' pecs

09/06/19 14:37:03

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"I don't have the sick squid so i'll just suck you off"

09/06/19 14:28:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

The last of the Mofishcans

09/06/19 13:00:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7113Mr Dome

Blow fish

09/06/19 12:43:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9321Neil Mackenzie

Have you tried Duraglit?

09/06/19 12:41:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5559Glyn Evans

"Why are you wearing me like a hat?"
"It's a fishin' statement."

09/06/19 12:31:47

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1038Scrappy Doo

Chicken of the Sea

09/06/19 12:30:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36577Welsh Rarebit

"Did you have to get yourself up the duff, you stupid tw*t!"

09/06/19 12:09:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

A fish called Wonder...where he went

09/06/19 12:02:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3907Stephen Bean

"Give us a shag. Don't be sel-fish."

09/06/19 12:01:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36577Welsh Rarebit

It's not easy living a Nemodic lifestyle.

09/06/19 12:01:08

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4966Paul Reeve

“Will you stop calling me ginge, for the last time I’m not ginger I’m bloody orange.”

09/06/19 12:00:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3907Stephen Bean

"Don't be afraid of my rod."

09/06/19 12:00:06

 
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