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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Sinéad O'Connor mannequins go into storage.

25/07/20 10:02:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"Hands up if you fancy going back on caption.me"

25/07/20 8:26:25

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

“Just ignore the huge arse in the corner!”

25/07/20 8:17:35

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Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

The Body Shop

25/07/20 9:29:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Donald Trump has record numbers turn up for the signing of his autobiography.

25/07/20 9:28:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

Young Douglas Adams gets an idea for the title of his book "Mostly Harmless".

25/07/20 9:24:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''They went to a mannequin party last night. Most of them came home legless.''

25/07/20 8:07:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Top shop

25/07/20 8:03:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

We had to find new ways to live, women now send their hair to the hairdresser, and their arms to the manicurist.

25/07/20 19:58:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Dave never did finish an airfix kit as a lad.

25/07/20 19:53:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

Seeing female manikins without hare is like hearing women without rabbit.

25/07/20 19:52:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

"Where's Dave?"
"He's looking around army surplus and second hand shops, hoping to fit these out."

25/07/20 18:33:53

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

In every modelling gig, she always got the bum wrap.

25/07/20 10:43:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19119Troompa Loompa

Unarmed banned tits

25/07/20 10:08:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Mannequintet

25/07/20 9:14:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

These ladies don't look so glad to see the back of the cat

25/07/20 9:01:47

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Trump's Twitter post shows satellite imagery proving the Iranian arms embargo is taking effect.

25/07/20 8:58:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"The invasion of the supremacist dummies never came to pass, because fortunately they'd been disarmed"

25/07/20 8:34:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Sadly, the business has gone bust.''

25/07/20 8:31:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Eight?? I only want one - I said I want a torso

25/07/20 8:27:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"A crash test dummy, for life not crash mass

25/07/20 8:26:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Do you think we should go on strike until they give us arms and legs?''

''You can but I'm not going out on a limb over it.''

25/07/20 8:21:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

These were the first dummies fined for not wearing face masks in a shop. Fair cop. They didn't have a leg to stand on.

25/07/20 8:15:05

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

The wigs and arms all fell off. Now, if only they had used superglue...

25/07/20 8:10:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

"We've got to leave. I swear one of them just said "hold me".

25/07/20 8:05:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

I can't abide petulant cannibals who spit their dummies out.

25/07/20 8:05:24

 
stone face Vote score: 8045stone face

Bring back the cats

25/07/20 8:01:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Mannequin Limbs Matter

25/07/20 8:00:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

Picket lines in front of H&M were quiet, and armless.

25/07/20 8:00:07

 
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